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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Health Fund (S03E03)

"Mateo, we get it."
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"Why would you go looking for breast milk"
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"when we have VapoRub"
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"Gallstones, pinkeye."
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"Okay, you can use some of mine."
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"and is cancer free. Everybody but Dale."
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"Enzymes..."
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"whenever somebody gets sick? That's..."
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"That's inhuman."
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"Would love to get people to pony up"
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"Jonah."
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"That's amazing."
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"You solved healthcare."
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"and they couldn't, and then here you are..."
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"- Okay. - Jonah the working class"
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"Are you out of your mind?"
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"I can't give you meds without a prescription."
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"Calm down."
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"Uh, yeah, buddy. I can hook you up."
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"Perfect."
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"- Gotcha. - Thank you."
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"That was Oxy."
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"Any room at the inn for a fella"
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"Sure."
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"Oh, I wouldn't wait."
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"till essentially there's nothing left."
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"Don't eat it!"
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"So instead of relying on the jar method,"
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"and then the fund grows,"
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"and then we pay it out..."
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"and we all know where that leads."
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"Uh, no, the government watching us on the toilet."
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"seems really not well thought out"
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"That's all I wanted to say."
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"I actually think it sounds"
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"All right."
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"at least I will be on the top"
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"The more the merrier."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, you're a real saint."
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"Hey, I'm gonna need you to clean the men's room."
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"Someone dumped chili in the urinal."
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"You know what I mean though?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - I wonder if this is"
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"A lot of people still hate Obama."
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"- Thanks for taking a look. - Yeah, sure."
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"I'm making you less self-conscious."
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"No, you don't have to do that."
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"really rather you didn't."
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"Oh, is that a fact."
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"Well and I'm so hideous you couldn't possibly"
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"- Look at it. - I don't want to."
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"And I have not improved my diet."
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"Now Jonah's being the mother bear"
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"Plus, the divorce."
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"- Ah, ah. - Oh."
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"Hey."
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"God, he's an adorable little hero."
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"So, um... just checking."
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"that was all you, right?"
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"What?"
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"You didn't want to do it."
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"doesn't mean you don't give the seed credit"
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"when everyone starts freaking out about the plant."
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"- You want credit. - What? No."
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"No, I don't want credit."
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"was actually Amy's idea."
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"Thank you. I know that that's sort of awkward to have to ask"
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"four hours, you've managed to commit us to $37,000."
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"We just got to keep signing people up."
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"then that will pay for these people."
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"Shh. How could it be? I'm not benefiting."
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"What is this?"
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"It will just be more of a..."
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"- You're kicking us out. - No."
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"than the realities of the world."
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"- There you go. - Sandra."
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"You're trying to [bleep] us."
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"You're trying to [bleep] us."
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"to [bleep] with Sandra Kaluiokalani!"
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"Oh, okay, Sandra, just calm down."
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"Guys, just... just..."
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"Okay! Listen up."
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"and also for those with slightly more health requirements"
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"You're sitting up there in your ivory towers"
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"Nobody is doing any of those things."
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"Yeah, hold up. How come I'm in Group B?"
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"Jesus Christ, Sandra,"
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"I've got a handle on it."
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"- What? - Ridiculous."
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"- Thanks Jonah. - Okay, look, I get it"
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"up to Diamond Plus, but when you get down to Wall of Fire,"
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"We just got to simplify."
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"that some of us are going to use the fund more than others,"
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"what if we restrict the fund to those of us who are able"
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"physical challenges?"
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"I can absolutely jump on a table."
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"No one needs to jump on a table."
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"I will totally sleep with Marcus."
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"No, it doesn't mean anything, Isaac."
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"Are you sure you should be"
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"- It was good. - Yeah."
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"Oh, no, no."
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"What about your ear?"
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"And here's to the health fund, a total failure."
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"- It was like a... - Did it?"
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"Oh, you know, we're just..."
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"Yes, of course."
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"- Cool. - Yeah."
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"Such a power move."
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"Also..."
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"with two scoops of ice cream."
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"You're bathing in gold."
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"- Y'all Group-B'ed me? - Yes."
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"But not because of the wheelchair."
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"Because you eat too many Cheez-Its"
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"- for one human stomach. - Oh, come on."
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"This sucks."
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"You have me in Group B with Sandra,"
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"and she has gout."
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