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Clips from The Golden Girls - Adult Education (S01E01)

Ma, get off my back, huh?

"Ma, get off my back, huh?"

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You're lucky I was with you. You'd still be in the slammer

"You're lucky I was with you. You'd still be in the slammer"

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My life will be ruined if this ever gets home to St. Olaf.

"My life will be ruined if this ever gets home to St. Olaf."

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What'll they do, Rose? Revoke your ice fishing license?

"What'll they do, Rose? Revoke your ice fishing license?"

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Take back your helmet with the horns?

"Take back your helmet with the horns?"

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I mean, I'm the injured party.

"I mean, I'm the injured party."

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Obviously, I am destined to never see Frank Sinatra face to face.

"Obviously, I am destined to never see Frank Sinatra face to face."

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They're called longenhodden.

"They're called longenhodden."

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What is called longenhodden?

"What is called longenhodden?"

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The helmet with the horns.

"The helmet with the horns."

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Girls! Not one soul has asked me about my test.

"Girls! Not one soul has asked me about my test."

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Well, I think I passed with flying colors.

"Well, I think I passed with flying colors."

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But best of all, I told off that nasty old professor.

"But best of all, I told off that nasty old professor."

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Honey, congratulations. You're going to be a college graduate.

"Honey, congratulations. You're going to be a college graduate."

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Oh, we're so proud of you.

"Oh, we're so proud of you."

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Thank you, but I couldn't have done it without you girls.

"Thank you, but I couldn't have done it without you girls."

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Oh, now you can get that promotion at the museum.

"Oh, now you can get that promotion at the museum."

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Oh, no, didn't I tell you? That position was filled.

"Oh, no, didn't I tell you? That position was filled."

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Oh, you're kidding.

"Oh, you're kidding."

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No, the museum director gave it to Sally Folgeson.

"No, the museum director gave it to Sally Folgeson."

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The money I spent on tuition, she spent on a tummy tuck and a butt lift.

"The money I spent on tuition, she spent on a tummy tuck and a butt lift."

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Oh, not one bit. My time will come.

"Oh, not one bit. My time will come."

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One day, her butt will turn to mush, but I'll always have my degree.

"One day, her butt will turn to mush, but I'll always have my degree."

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You're a pal and a confidante

"You're a pal and a confidante"

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Honey, won't that take an awful long time?

"Honey, won't that take an awful long time?"

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I think we'd better try another question.

"I think we'd better try another question."

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I need to hit Wally's Bar for Ladies' Night.

"I need to hit Wally's Bar for Ladies' Night."

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- What seats did you get? - I didn't get any tickets.

"- What seats did you get? - I didn't get any tickets."

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In Sicily, we did all our bargaining in dark alleys.

"In Sicily, we did all our bargaining in dark alleys."

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Then when I was 16, I discovered I had a talent, too,

"Then when I was 16, I discovered I had a talent, too,"

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Now if you'll excuse me, ladies, I have some tall studying to do.

"Now if you'll excuse me, ladies, I have some tall studying to do."

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if I hadn't faked that heart attack.

"if I hadn't faked that heart attack."

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Your heart is true

"Your heart is true"

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and to be frank, passing this course is very important to me.

"and to be frank, passing this course is very important to me."

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Well, it's gonna take a lot of hard work on your part.

"Well, it's gonna take a lot of hard work on your part."

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