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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Joel Grey (S01E01)

"Of course!"
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"I arrest Fielding, the butler, for the murder of Lord Bottomley."
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"Amazing. Preposterous."
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"Here's a photo of the butler committing the murder."
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"The weapon in question,"
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"Excuse me, miss."
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"brings us to the only possible conclusion,"
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"and that is that the butler did it."
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"But Holmes, there is no evidence, so your logic is wrong."
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"Logic is never wrong, Watson."
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"If there is no evidence that the butler did it, and I certainly didn't do it,"
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"then the inescapable conclusion, Watson..."
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"Yes, yes? ...is that you're the murderer."
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"Mmm, he's tough."
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"And the other inescapable conclusion"
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"is that, with no evidence and no killer, there was no murder."
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"Ah."
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"Gesundheit."
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"Tonight, The Great Gonzo"
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"has dug deep into his limitless repertoire"
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"to bring us an act never before seen"
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"on any stage anywhere in the world."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest of all Gonzos."
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"Tonight, dear patrons of the arts,"
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"to the music of the "Anvil Chorus.""
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"After which, I will eat the crankcase a cappella."
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"(♪ Anvil Chorus from "Il Trovatore" by Verdi)"
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"(booing)"
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"Yokels! Rubes! What do you know about great art?"
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"Aw, that does it. I'm giving up performing."
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"(applause and cheering)"
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"You can call me "Great.""
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"Listen, uh, Great,"
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"I was just watching your act, you know, from offstage,"
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"and a couple of things occurred to me, as one artist to another."
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"Do you think I should wear a top hat?"
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"It's more than a top hat, Gonz. (gasps)"
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"I think it's the basic act, actually. Yeah."
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"♪ Just give 'em the old razzle-dazzle"
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"♪ Razzle-dazzle 'em"
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"♪ Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it"
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"♪ And the reaction will be passionate"
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"♪ Give 'em the old hocus-pocus"
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"♪ Bead and feather 'em"
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"♪ How can they see with sequins in their eyes?"
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"♪ What if your hinges all are rusting?"
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"♪ What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?"
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"♪ Razzle-dazzle 'em"
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"♪ Give 'em the old razzle-dazzle"
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"♪ Razzle-dazzle 'em"
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"♪ Back since the days of old Methuselah"
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"♪ Everyone loves"
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"♪ The big bamboozler"
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"♪ Give 'em the old three-ring circus"
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"♪ When you're in trouble, go into your dance"
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"♪ Though you are stiffer than a girder"
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"♪ They let you get away with murder"
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"♪ Razzle-dazzle 'em, and you got a romance"
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"♪ Razzle-dazzle 'em"
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"♪ Give 'em an act that's unassailable"
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"♪ They'll wait a year till you're available"
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"♪ Give 'em the old double whammy"
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"♪ Show 'em the first-rate sorcerer you are"
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"♪ Long as you keep 'em way off balance"
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"♪ How can they spot"
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"♪ You got no talents?"
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"♪ Razzle-dazzle 'em"
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"♪ Razzle-dazzle 'em"
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"♪ Razzle-dazzle 'em"
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"♪ And they'll make you a star ♪"
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"(applause and cheering)"
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"Well, with an act like that, anybody can get applause."
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"Hey, Joel, we really wanna thank you"
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"and I want you to know you'll always be willkommen here."
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"Keep working on that accent. It might come in handy."
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"Thank you all for joining us, and join us next week for The Muppet Show."
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"More! More!"
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"Not so loud. They may hear you."
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"with tonight's guest star, Mr. Joel Grey!"
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"♪ Something appealing"
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"♪ Nothing that's formal"
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"Please, Fozzie, no jokes right now. I'm a tired frog."
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"Oh."
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"♪ Happy to see you"
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"(loudly) ♪ Stranger"
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"♪ We find out what "pachalafaka" means"
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"Shh! Here he comes."
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"That word is only foreign to you. That's right."
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"One amoeba says to the other, "Say, is that the sun or the moon?""
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"And the other amoeba says, "I don't know. I don't live around here.""
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"Hey, Gonzo."
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"The Muppet Show."
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"♪ Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns"
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"♪ Wir sagen"
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