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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Joel Grey (S01E01)

"♪ It's time to play the music"
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"♪ So it really makes me happy"
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"♪ Give 'em the old razzle-dazzle"
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"(laughs)"
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"(♪ "Comedy Tonight" by Stephen Sondheim)"
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"♪ Something familiar"
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"♪ A comedy tonight"
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"♪ Nothing with crowns"
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"♪ New complications"
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"I had a dressing room so small, all the mice were hunchbacked."
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"Oh."
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"Could you just show me a couple?"
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"(muttering)"
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"it is with great pride and pleasure"
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"♪ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome"
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"♪ Fremde"
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"♪ Glucklich zu sehen"
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"♪ Je suis enchantée"
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"Wie gehts?"
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"Je suis votre compere."
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"Have you ever seen such a beautiful orchestra?"
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"Even the dancers are beautiful."
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"♪ Fremde, étranger"
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"♪ Au cabaret"
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"Uh, another star in the tradition"
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"What is this? It's my new act, see."
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"Well, Joel, you know, I just can't tell you"
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"All the Turkish delights -"
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"♪ Pachalafaka"
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"♪ They whisper it all over Turkey"
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"♪ Oh, I know that phrase"
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"♪ I won't say "c'est bon""
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"Aah!"
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"You have got to do something about that Fozzie Bear."
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"Yeah, terrific, huh? Yeah."
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"Bug out? What kind of joke is that?"
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"I mean, one doesn't eat one's heart out, does one?"
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"I think I'm going bananas."
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"You just name a subject,"
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"He did it. He's OK."
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"Now the Muppet Players are proud to present"
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"He's been shot, Holmes."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Elementary. The butler's fingerprints are on this glass."
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"registered in the butler's name."
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"And finally, an eyewitness, the maid,"
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"who will seal his doom."
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"So you see, Watson,"
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"pure deduction on the face of the evidence"
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"(sneezes)"
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"And with his luck, it never will be seen again."
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"I will, with this sledgehammer,"
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"demolish this vintage automobile"
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"I think what you need is some pizzazz."
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"You know what that means? Let me show you."
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"♪ And they'll never catch wise"
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"♪ Stun and stagger 'em"
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"♪ Give 'em the old razzle-dazzle"
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"♪ Daze and dizzy 'em"
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"for being with us on the show tonight,"
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"Danke schon, Herr Kermit. It was mein pleasure."
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"(bum note)"
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"It's The Muppet Show,"
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"♪ It's time to light the lights"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup"
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"♪ It's time to dress up right"
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"♪ It's time to raise the curtain ♪ on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"In our house, we use paper plates,"
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"and every night, after dinner, my wife erases the dishes."
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"♪ To introduce our guest star"
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"♪ That's what I'm here to do"
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"♪ To introduce to you..."
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"Mr. Joel Grey!"
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"♪ Razzle-dazzle 'em ♪"
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"♪ Willkommen, bienvenue ♪"
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"♪ Our show tonight will feature"
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"♪ Some stuff that looks like this..."
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"(woman shrieks)"
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"Yoo-hoo! Yoo--"
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"♪ But now let's get things started"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational"
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"♪ This is what we call"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"(applause)"
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"Welcome. And what a show we have for you tonight."
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"How would you like to see 4,000 woodpeckers"
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"performing an aerial ballet"
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"while 87 gorillas and two dozen elephants"
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"do the dance of the sugar plum fairy?"
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"Well, forget it."
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"Because instead, we've got Joel Grey as a guest star,"
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"which, in a way, is like having all the excitement of everything I mentioned"
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"without having to clean up afterwards."
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"But right now, let's get things rolling on The Muppet Show,"
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"where we have "Comedy Tonight.""
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"♪ Something peculiar"
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"♪ Something for everyone"
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"♪ Something appalling"
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"♪ Something for everyone, a comedy tonight"
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"♪ Nothing with kings"
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"♪ Old situations"
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"♪ Nothing portentous or polite"
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"♪ Tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight"
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"(laughs)"
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"(both scream)"
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"♪ Nothing of fate"
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"♪ Nothing of state"
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"♪ Weighty affairs will just have to wait"
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"Wait!"
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"♪ Nothing that's normal"
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"♪ No recitations to recite"
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"♪ Open up the curtain"
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"♪ Comedy tonight ♪"
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"Well, the show is speeding along very quickly this evening."
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"Oh, yes. Someone must have told 'em"
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"it's harder to hit a moving target."
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"(hums)"
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