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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Joel Grey (S01E01)

"Hiya, Kermit. Oh, hi, there, Fozzie."
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"Listen, you better go get ready."
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"Go in the dressing room and get ready, would you?"
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"Dressing room. Uh, uh..."
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"Tired frog. I knew a frog who got so tired,"
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"he fell asleep during his nap. Ha."
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"Fozzie, what is this?"
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"Oh, see, it's my new act. Yeah."
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"See, it's jokes on any subject."
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"You tell the subject, and the bear does a joke on it."
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"Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Fozzie, please."
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"Please."
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"Take my wife... please. Ha."
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"Fozzie, why don't you just go in the dressing room and get ready, OK?"
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"Dressing room. I had a dressing room so small..."
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"I heard it. Oh."
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"But what do you think about the act, Frog? Hmm-hmm?"
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"Well, Fozzie, um... it's got possibilities."
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"Ah! Yeah. Why don't you work on it?"
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"Oh, boy. Alone."
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"Uh, alone."
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"Alone."
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"This bear was left alone."
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"(♪ tea dance music)"
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"Would you be interested in seeing"
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"the five Temptations?"
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"I'm not as young as I used to be."
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"2, 3, 4."
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"2, 3, 4."
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"You know, George, I come from a very old family."
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"Yeah? Mine's older."
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"Oh, really? How old?"
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"Uh, my family's so old, it's been condemned. 2, 3, 4."
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"Boy, my brother is really something."
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"He's got girls eating out of his hand."
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"Oh?"
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"Is he a lover? No, a waiter."
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"You know, I'm really stuck on you."
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"Oh, how sweet. You love me?"
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"No, I'm just stuck on you."
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"(pop) Aah!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"that yours truly, Kermit the Frog,"
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"introduces the international star of stage and screen..."
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"Mr. Joel Grey."
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"Thank you, Kermit."
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"I can't tell you what a pleasure it is"
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"for me to be here appearing in the Muppet cabaret."
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"Never have I entertained in such a place before."
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"So unusual. So bizarre."
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"The most incredible nightclub by far."
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"♪ Étranger"
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"♪ Stranger"
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"♪ Bliebe, reste, stay"
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"♪ Willkommen"
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"♪ Bienvenue"
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"♪ Welcome"
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"♪ Im cabaret"
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"♪ Au cabaret"
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"♪ To cabaret"
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"Meine Damen und Herren."
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"Mesdames et Messieurs."
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"Ladies and gentlemen."
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"Guten Abend. Bonsoir."
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"Good evening."
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"Comment ca va?"
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"Do you feel good?"
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"Ich bin euer Conferencier."
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"I am your host."
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"I am your guest."
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"Gotcha."
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"♪ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome"
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"♪ Im cabaret, au cabaret, to cabaret"
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"Here, life is beautiful. The customers are beautiful."
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"Even the orchestra is beautiful."
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"Well, maybe in a zoo."
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"If your standards aren't too high."
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"♪ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome"
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"♪ Im cabaret, au cabaret"
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"(whispers) ♪ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome"
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"♪ Glucklich zu sehen"
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"♪ Je suis enchanté"
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"♪ Happy to see you"
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"♪ Bliebe, reste, stay"
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"♪ Wir sagen"
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"♪ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome"
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"♪ Im cabaret"
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"♪ To cabaret ♪"
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"(applause)"
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"of the late, great Boris Klinger."
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"Boris Klinger?! Why, you old fool."
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"Boris Klinger was the worst music-hall act"
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"to ever step onto the stage."
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"In your opinion, maybe,"
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"but more than 2,000 people attended his final performance."
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"Yes, yes. Half of them brought the tar,"
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"and the rest brought the feathers."
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"Hiya, Hilda."
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"Oh, hello, Fozzie."
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"Fozzie, have you seen my glasses?"
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"Glasses, glasses. Uh..."
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"I knew a minister once who was so religious"
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"when he read the Bible, he wore stained glasses."
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"Jokes on any subject. Yeah, pretty good, huh?"
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"Nothing stops the old Fozzie Bear."
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"I wish something would."
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"Wood, wood. Two bears go into the woods..."
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"Never mind. I found my glasses."
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"Found, found, found..."
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"how pleased we are to have you with us here tonight."
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"Thanks very much, Kermit."
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"I understand that you come from an old show-business family, don't you, Joel?"
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"Yes, actually..."
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"You appeared on stage at the ripe old age of ten, huh?"
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"Yes. Yeah, mm-hmm."
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"I understand you were also born in Cleveland, Ohio,"
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"but now you live in New York with your wife Jo"
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"and your two children - Jimmy and Jennifer."
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"Plus three cats, two dogs, a turtle and three Frisbees."
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"How do you know all that?"
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