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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Pickle Gambit (S09E09)

"- Okay. - A little thinner."
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"You see the clear outline of the penis-- very unpleasant."
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"- I will check in the back and I will be right with you. - Thank you very much."
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"Hi."
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"Uh, I don't bake them, but I--"
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"Well, they're not baked, they're bought in a store."
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"by any stretch of the imagination."
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"- I am. - Okay."
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"- to just respect that. - Ah, what?"
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"you put them back on the table?"
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"- It's the same thing! - It's not at all the same."
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"that we're having this conversation again."
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"don't ever return to this hotel-- I'm serious-- or I will call the cops."
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"and trying to pass them off as if you have a pastry chef!"
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"Fine, and if you do, I will call the police, Mr. Buck Dancer."
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"Funkhouser: Kenny was a perfect kid,"
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"my nephew, who is an all-star pitcher."
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"Why did I have to fight him? You fought him for the pickles, too!"
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"He's, like, ready to explode."
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"The way he relaxes is the way all men relax."
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"It's called "ejaculation.""
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"He can't use the right hand, okay?"
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"This is his ejaculator, okay?"
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"- Get out! Get the fuck out! - Señor, he's crazy!"
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"He can't masturbate."
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"- No one can. - Yeah."
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"He told me today he doesn't give a shit about the SATs."
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"- Wow. - He's lost his will."
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"- You're gonna try and open this jar of pickles. - Okay."
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"and then I'm gonna sneak in so the guy doesn't see me"
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"- and try and find Paula, okay? - Right, right, right."
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"This is called the "pickle gambit.""
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"- What's my name? - All right, that's irrelevant."
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"- Okay, you want a name? - I want a fucking name!"
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"Okay, uh, Chick Gandil, that's your name."
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"Wait a fucking minute. I'm not gonna be on no goddamn White Sox."
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"I got you. I fucking got you, Lar, all right?"
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"I'm gonna have to put you on hold for a second."
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"Give it here, Chappie. Give me a shot at it."
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"Put force into it."
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"Come on!"
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"- Look at you. - Do you like it?"
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"This is-- I-- my mind's exploding!"
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"- Oh, my gosh. - This is incredible."
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"Well, I am so happy,"
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"and I owe it all to you."
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"You are a visionary."
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"You don't have to do anything."
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"that's all-- that's all the thanks I need."
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"Aw, Larry!"
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"That's awesome. Thank you!"
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"- Oh, that's amazing! - Yeah, because I actually do"
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"- need your services. - You do?"
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"- Just a quick drink? - Uh, no, let's get a, uh--"
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"Yes."
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"Claudia: Here, give it to me, give it to me!"
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"Man: You can't open it!"
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"Claudia: We need to get a butter knife."
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"Man: We need a plier, we need a plier."
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"But a hatchet will shatter the entire jar."
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"- What, 'cause I'm a woman? - Yeah, exactly!"
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"- We need one more shot. - Give me that!"
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"I'll keep Mr. Buck Dancer here."
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"Manager: I don't care, I don't care."
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"- Get out of my way, baldy! - Ah-ah!"
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"I have dementia!"
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"- Paula: So, are you nervous? - A little."
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"Take your clothes off, Kenny."
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"Ted's going out with Cheryl."
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"Would you do something like that?"
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"and shopping tips and stuff like that."
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"One dinner."
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"Boy, Kenny sounds like he's having some fun."
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"Oh, I got a-- I got a Skype thing with the Iranian consul guy."
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"( door closes )"
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"Heh-hey! Hey, look at this!"
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"Excuse me."
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"and I was hoping beyond hope"
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"Mr. David, you have come to the right person"
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"( gasps )"
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"This is-- this is really, truly remarkable."
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"Is that so? What's your favorite episode?"
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"Isn't everybody's favorite episode the puffy shirt?"
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"I must tell you something, Mr. David."
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"- ( both moaning ) - I'm coming, Larry!"
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"Yeah."
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"T?"
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"It's short for Ted."
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"Absolutely."
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"I'm a police officer, I protect your rights."
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"( pounding on door )"
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"The fuck?"
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"It's fucking crazy in this fucking room."
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"What are these motherfucking shades, man?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"You need sunlight, man. You turning white."
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"- The fuck is going on? - What are you doing?"
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"What? I'm in a hotel."
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"I think I'm safer here than in my house."
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"The bottom line is this, Larry--"
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"you can't fucking hide here."
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"These motherfuckers want you, they're gonna come and get you."
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"Cut your fucking hands off, cut your feet off,"
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"put your feet in your back pockets,"
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"put your hands in your front pockets,"
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"and then carry your ass out of here"
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"Jeff: How are you helping?"
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"I'm just letting him know what happens."
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"You don't need this shit."
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"You go to your house. No one's coming."
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"I talked to the FBI guy. He's not gonna lie."
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"No one is coming."
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"But I can't go back to the house."
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"I gotta move or sell the house or something."
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"No, no, no, no. You can't fucking sell the house."
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"All of my ladies know I live there already."
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"You're gonna set me back two or three years."
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"No, fucking stay there. You fucking stay."
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"Get back to your life. Get back on the horse now!"
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"- Okay, give me two minutes. - Jeff: Yeah."
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