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Clips from 30 Rock - Stride of Pride (S07E07)

"the heiress to the Sbarro slice and calzone fortune."
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"That is surprisingly nonjudgmental."
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"Yes, I'm still wearing the same clothes as yesterday."
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"Lemon, after Avery, I've realized I'm never going to find"
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"When I want to talk politics, I call Anne."
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"He had a leather jacket."
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"We can throw back some cosmos, talk about our climaxes..."
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"If you heard my sex stories, you would lose your mind!"
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"And, Kenneth, get Jenna's copy out of her dressing room"
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"Got it?"
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"A ladies' brunch."
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"I agree, @TheReaIStephenHawking."
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"who has been your comedy partner for almost seven years?"
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"Honestly, I never realized she was trying to be funny."
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"You wouldn't ask an Asian person"
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"to give you a list of good Asian drivers."
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"Maybe men and women find different things funny."
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"No, everyone likes our things."
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"I better wet them with this mop."
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"- We did it. - Story over."
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"Do you want to go to a movie or --?"
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"and like a silverbacked gorilla or Mitt Romney's grandfather,"
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"Indeed."
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"- Ryan. - What's up?"
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"You got to put him on the show."
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"Even better."
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"I don't think monkeys are funny."
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"How dare you generalize so crassly. I'm offended."
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"No..."
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"I'm Great Escaping you, so you have every right to do the same."
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"My generation calls it Pokemoning. Got to catch them all."
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"I assume your sex idiot gives you something I cannot,"
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"though I can't imagine what that might be."
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"- Really? - Mm-hmm."
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"Instead of losing a push-up contest to Julie Bowen"
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"who he's sick of having sex with,"
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"Exactly. For."
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"I'm scared, but it tickles."
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"Zarina is Great Escaping me, and, of course, I'm fine with it."
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"And I was fine with that, too."
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"So, why should he remember me?"
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"Maybe I should meet these other men in Zarina's Pokemon."
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"The point is, why do I care what Tracy thinks?"
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"And you know the truth, too."
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"I mean, who cares?"
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"Sorry I'm late, everyone."
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"And he's got a suitcase like he's going on a business trip."
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"Because there are things that are just funny."
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"All right, that's it!"
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"She could have written this..."
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"...to anyone."
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"I want you to teach me how to copy all of those e-mail addresses"
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"and paste them into a new e-mail."
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"Well, let me know when you've made a decision."
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"Huh!"
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"Let's do it."
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"A filthy hippie to make her feel Bohemian."
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"Sorry, Norbert"
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"So, what does that make me? Just the perfect head of hair?"
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"Oh, no. Is it me?"
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"♪ This sketch is hilarious, take it from me ♪"
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"Whoo!"
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"♪ No, we don't need to prove it ♪"
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"♪ No, we don't need to prove it to you ♪"
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"That is hilarious!"
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"Yeah. And, Jenna, you as that sad old prostitute trying to look young."
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"There's nothing older than trying to be young."
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"And you looked like a million years up there."
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"Congratulations."
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"You were right, Liz Lemon."
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"Jenna?"
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"Is that the only building that you flash,"
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"I have to break it off with a woman I'm seeing."
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"No. That sounds exhausting."
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"It's fun."
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"You get to say racist stuff whenever you want,"
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"but maybe a good relationship is more than that anyway."
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"Is accepting who you are the secret to getting what you want?"
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"Wait. You're a female?"
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"so please e-mail me back at your earliest convenience."
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"Those are all very funny women."
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"is my impression of a Chinese person."
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"when I left work yesterday."
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"My hair is a disaster. I am indeed on a walk of shame."
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"That woman was Pizzarina Sbarro,"
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"I should be heading upstairs to change."
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"I wouldn't want anyone seeing me... like this."
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"I say call it a stride of pride and walk with your arms up like this."
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"I'm 41 years old, Jack. I'm no stranger to the walk of shame."
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"I stayed up all night helping Bradley finish the Joseph coat."
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"Only sexually."
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"But I've come a long way since then."
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"In fact, since Criss and I have been trying,"
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"Liz Lemon has had a little awakening in her bathing-suit area."
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"Lemon, I've seen your bathing suits. That could be anywhere."
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"I'm serious, Jack."
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"I feel like I'm ready for one of those Sex and the City girls' brunches"
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"where you talk about dirty stuff and make a lot of puns like"
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"So... is Zarina your new girlfriend?"
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"Should I invite her to my sex-talk brunch?"
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"Zarina is not my girlfriend."
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"everything I'm looking for in one woman."
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"Just because I'm the complete package..."
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"How that ragtag bunch of heroes"
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"worked together to be greater than the sum of their parts."
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"Bronson was the brawn. Attenborough was the brains."
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"Garner was the scrounger."
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"- I'll say it. - Uh-huh."
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"And how many prisoners do you have in this little stalag?"
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"Zarina is the society girl I take to black-tie events."
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"And Mindy is my sex idiot."
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"And what if they find out about each other?"
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"And if they did come to blows, it would be, uh..."
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"...intensely erotic."
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"Like Steve McQueen on a motorcycle."
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"Trying to jump that fence into Switzerland, but it's too high."
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"Hey, lady friends!"
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"Who would like to join me for brunch? My treat."
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"Liz, check this out."
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"Blarf'!"
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