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Clips from F is for Family - The Liar's Club (S02E02)

"She is friendly and kind,"
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"grooms responsibly, and rejects communism."
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"with a goddamn thimble on my head."
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"I look like a Jewish leprechaun."
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"- Dad, not M*A*S*H again! - Sorry, I'm sorry."
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"♪ Come and get your love ♪"
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"♪ Come and get your love now ♪"
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"That was Whiplash Firestorm, waking you up on this Friday!"
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"I got to do my papers!"
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"What kind of dildo fucks his hand?"
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"Oh, on that note, there's no going back to sleep now."
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"and their fucking Beatle-haircuts."
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"♪ Hello, hello Goodbye, goodbye ♪"
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"There's still some airlines I haven't tried."
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"I'm pretty sure he went through his entire Rolodex."
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"- Fucking Rolodex... - Frank, we need the money."
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"Please promise me you'll go to the employment office."
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"- I'll go be a leech. - Yes, but you're my leech."
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"How about now?"
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"Nothing again for you this week."
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"What if I had two babies? Would that get me more?"
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"- I've come every day... - I slept under another man for warmth."
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"So, Frank, the two-headed baby told me you got fired at Christmas."
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"- Yeah, listen, I... - Fellas, this is Frank Murphy."
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"The most crippling thing you'll ever do is walk up to that window,"
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"That's when you want to crawl into a cannon, light the fuse..."
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"In order to compete, we'll have to do the previously unthinkable:"
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"New and exciting?"
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"Oh, of course, Sue, tell us what you think."
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"Sue has more current field experience than any of us."
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"the product line is a little long in the tooth, and I believe"
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"- Great work, Sue. - Thank you."
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"to handle a very special assignment. Write this down."
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"Three ham sandwiches."
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"Gene, I'm gonna call you Detroit 'cause you're on fire!"
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"New from Spin-Tel Records! It's dynamite hit TNT Explosion!"
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"Thank you, Funeral Academy of America!"
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"It's my fucking house! Why aren't you at school?"
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"Well, how come you're not at the unemployment office?"
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"Bill always wakes me up to do his stupid paper route!"
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"It's affecting my school work!"
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"I only like playing my guitar!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"You know, I remember when I was your age..."
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"You're right. I'm sorry."
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"We'll call it a sick day."
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"I just left. It was too humiliating."
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"- I hated my dad too. - I don't hate you."
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"Look, Kevin, I'd love to help you with this room situation, but what can I do?"
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"- I can't put Bill in with Maureen. - Well, then it's hopeless!"
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"Oh, Kevin. You can't live here. It's full of junk."
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"Yeah. Yeah..."
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"That's all there is to it. Hm?"
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"You think he asked any men to help find his three-hole punch?"
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"- Won't make that mistake a fourth time. - Stupid Electric Football."
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"- Kevin. - Right. I know. Stay in school."
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"- I sure ruined your life. - Yes! You did!"
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"How much do you make?"
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"And if Kevin breaks this one, I'll kill him in his sleep."
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"Those women are brutal."
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"Way better than the last asshole who had it."
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"Yep. Welcome to the wonderful world of selling weed."
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"You mean papers?"
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"If you have any trouble, just bring Poindexter here for backup."
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"Maybe he can drop his microscope on the deadbeat's foot."
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"Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop!"
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"I could make this work, Frank."
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"slap on some lead paint. Kevin, you'll be in heaven in no time."
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"Thanks, Babe. You're a lifesaver."
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"Four dudes in a basement, you know it's a party."
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"Are you listening to forbidden jazz music?"
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"Sounds like a non-stop party to me!"
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"Oh, I get it."
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"It was one of those "shut up and fuck" parties!"
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"or ten free minutes at that whorehouse down by the quarry."
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"Uh-oh! Look what you did. You made Sue upset."
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"Looks like I got another quitter on my hands."
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"Because you are all just a bunch of ignorant, small-minded..."
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"- I love it! - Sue Murphy!"
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"Not bad, Red. How do you want your cut: money or weed?"
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"Kid, you're not gonna get laid for a long time."
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"Let's see. This is for the paper, this is for me,"
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"annual dues, stadium tax."
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"Of all the shoulders in all of the world, you had to sit on mine"
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"towards my hockey stick."
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"What's going on here? Why is everyone so happy?"
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"We're turning the basement into my private sanctuary."
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"I got me a toilet vest."
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"I wanted to see the look on your face and... now I've seen it."
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""A real man never lies." No, I didn't go."
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"And what thanks do I get?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Frank. I had a hard day."
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"Yeah, I said I was gonna do it, and I did it."
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"- That's what a real man does. - Of course you did."
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"You can learn something from your father."
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"Well, I think I've done that once or twice."
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"- Frank, I hate my job. - God, I miss that feeling."
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"- just like you did today. - Ah. It was nothing."
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"God, you're a real man."
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"Oh, you're such a good man. Honest and good."
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"So dependable and trustworthy!"
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"- Frank, what is it? - I..."
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"I'm just tired. Sorry."
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"I fucking hate myself."
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"♪ And the young apprentice cries? ♪"
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"Mr. Greenwood, my name's Frank Murphy."
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"My friend, Rosie, gave me your number and..."
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"I really need a job."
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"I need one bad."
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"♪ But it couldn't hide his weathered soul ♪"
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"I'd just, you know, sip a beverage or eat some pretzels... and be real still."
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"- Shut the fuck up! - Boy, those were the great days."
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"I went to the old high school."
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"A Honeybee is always helpful,"
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"Oh, bullshit."
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"Okay, that's enough. You know what, ladies?"
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"I worked hard, I played by the rules."
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"What did it get me?"
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"I'm sitting with a bunch of little girls in the middle of the day"
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"You know what that means? I'm not working."
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