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Clips from Community (2009) - The Art of Discourse (S01E01)

"so I figured it was time to move on."
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"Can you tell us exactly what you did"
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"- Schmits! - Schmitty."
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"It just rolled off my back..."
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"Would you stop tuning that guitar?"
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"Excuse me!"
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"I might woo a few chicks."
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"[strumming guitar]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ Let's take a trip in my airship, ♪"
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"Hey! What?"
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"Sorry."
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"I couldn't resist."
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"Smashing the guitar of someone"
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"was on my quintessential college experience list."
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"I'll be like your Morgan Freeman."
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"Stand up for a second."
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"Stand there. Okay, turn around."
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"It would have been better if you were wearing"
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"the standard giant hearts on underwear, but I'll take it."
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"Well, I hope getting pantsed"
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"It is."
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"[laughter]"
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"Oh, my God."
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"this is your life?"
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"And now you hang out"
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"Oh, my God, is she wearing a discman?"
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"[laughter]"
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"How could you do this to me?"
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"Oh, is retro when you're 30"
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"You are pathological, and you will never change."
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"Oh, you can say black, Pierce."
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"You have literally identified me"
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"Out of context."
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"I call the other women "flat-butt""
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"and "the one Abed wants to nail.""
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"I'm just trying to help you find yourself."
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"He still assumes I'm a terrorist."
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"And if you are, I'm a hero."
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"Nobody knows how to take a compliment anymore."
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"or I do."
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"[laughs]"
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"Ten bucks a box. Oh, crap!"
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"Have you seen a Chinese kid?"
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"Oh, hey, Pierce. How's it going?"
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"Ooh, here comes stinky turd face."
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"Get ready to meet Jeff Winger, esquire,"
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"Both: Oh, "your parents are divorced.""
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"- Mimicry is the lowest form... - Stop talking."
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"- Check. - Bringing a goat"
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"Why do I feel like I'm being dissed?"
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"That sounds dangerous."
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"Or Johnny Drama. Or Eve."
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"It's only a matter of time before one of us"
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"How do you pronounce bagel again?"
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"We do make fun of a lot of what you do and say."
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"Yeah. Right to my face,"
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"'cause I can take it, unlike a certain someone else."
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"[gasps] all: [mimic gasp]"
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"that turned out to be a baptism."
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"Ooh, what about Abed? Abed's weird."
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"- You're right. - I am not the new Pierce."
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"Damn the old Pierce. Oh, he makes me so mad."
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"Well, maybe he'll admit he's wrong..."
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"unless she thinks you're sincere."
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"and don't have a chance in hell of getting in."
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"I put mustard on mine like an idiot."
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"Oh, boy."
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"I'm not wearing my contacts. These are mine."
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"That's right, 'cause nothing is ever your fault."
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"Just pretend like you asleep."
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"where I have always stood."
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"I'm out of the group."
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"Oh, no. Not the group."
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"Um, after we fix everything with Shirley."
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"Oh, my God, you guys."
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"All right, bye, everybody."
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"Be right here at 3:00, please."
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"I'll be in a hurry."
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"Actually, I do."
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"I think I might be where should I be."
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"Boobatron's great."
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"Those are real babes"
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"Okay."
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"All right, here we go."
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"should you get a hankering for pancakes."
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"I'm old, and I do not see well."
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"so you go ahead and hang with them."
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"Abed and Troy's silly little games."
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"[laughs] And by the way,"
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"Well, but, you see, that wasn't wrong."
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"Oh, for heaven's sakes,"
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"who's raising a family, a bigger accomplishment"
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"Hmm."
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"[moans happily]"
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"Did someone just take a Schmitty?"
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"- Dude, you are so pathetic. - Mark?"
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"and he thinks that he can get back at me through you."
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"Oh, I see what's going on here."
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"you have raised a terrible human being."
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"No, you're not!"
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"[sighs]"
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""School his ass, Mark." Duh!"
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"All: [blathering and shouting "duh"]"
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"Why are Jeff and Britta"
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"They don't even realize how much they need us."
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"of the group."
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"[blathering continues]"
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"Hey, you didn't say duh!"
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"You're the Schmitties."
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"You have already embarrassed me by getting pwned."
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"Yeah, thank you."
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"rejoining the group, and maybe we can all be"
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"[shouting]"
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"I don't make the rules."
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"Henry David Thoreau Diet Squirt."
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"Impressive."
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"[porn music plays]"
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"So I'm not paying."
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