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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Kaboom (S02E02)

"LESLIE: Okay. Thank you."
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"No. Okay... Um, I wore those once."
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"It was a money-back guarantee, but I forgot to return them."
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"Also something called "Bucket of Cake.""
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"So why don't you just cancel it?"
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"Just cancel the credit card and we'll all go on with our lives. Thank you."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Daniel Craig."
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"ALL: Yeah."
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"It is playground time!"
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"Well, we're here in Eagleton. It's two towns over."
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"That's why I don't eat Minute Rice."
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"I mean, that's just a slogan, right?"
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"Keef, that is so incredible. I mean, I work in Parks,"
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"One, two, three."
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"fat kids, skinny kids, brainiacs, sluts,"
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"the gay drama kids, goths, jocks, the alternative crowd."
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"Hey, Leslie. Hi."
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"Oh! I'm volunteering. I love to volunteer."
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"A lot of pockets. For putting all the food in."
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"In an hour. That's the spirit."
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"There it is, the pit."
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"There's something I wish I could kaboom."
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"You know what this is? This is a kaboomer."
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"I'm sorry, guys, I... (LESLIE SIGHING)"
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"And this is clean."
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"How do we speed up the process?"
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"In my next life, I'm going into private industry."
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"Yes, Tom. Good. Okay, everybody else needs to participate."
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"Yes, Jerry."
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"Ann? I support you."
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"I want to kaboom it. Okay?"
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"I want to move like a cheetah."
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"If you wanna fill in the pit, just go fill it in."
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"No. It's nobody. It's nobody, it's you."
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"You wanna get the pit filled in?"
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"What's up?"
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"but a little risky, and she was kind of nervous about it,"
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"and this friend is me. What should I do?"
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"Mmm. You should do it, and you should ask your friend to help you,"
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"because your friend totally has your back. And that friend is me."
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"You'll help me?"
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"We're not gonna murder anyone."
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"It was crazy. I didn't get a single permit. Nobody stamped anything."
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"I wish I knew about that during prom."
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"There was a girl at my prom who was known as "the back ho.""
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"Mary Dunbar. She'd let anyone massage her back."
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"Check it out. Kick, Ass."
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"I didn't wanna tell him my real name, you know?"
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"Dump it!"
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, my God."
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"(BEEPING)"
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"(SIGHING) The monitor is not a toy, Andy."
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"I'll chalk that up to your concussion."
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"Cool. Andy, I'm really happy you're okay."
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"I saw an old cereal box I hadn't read before, so I must have drifted off."
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"Next thing you know..."
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"And back down. There you go."
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"And a little negligent? RON: Knope!"
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"Are you high?"
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"That's right. You never did ask me for permission, did you?"
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"Well, I'm sorry to burst your k-bubble,"
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"but I just had my ass k-handed to me by the City Manager."
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"that I found at my house."
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"Oh, my God. My sexy sweater."
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"It has a hole cut out over the bicep. Thank you."
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"No, A-Cakes, seriously, thank you."
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"and we are finally back together."
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"You know that I'm kind of with Mark now."
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"Oh, God. Is that still happening?"
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"Yeah."
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"a second pair of shoes, table manners,"
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"I'll get you a different nurse."
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"LESLIE: It's awful what happened to Andy."
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"Who wants to live in that kind of world?"
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"Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live."
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"Miss Knope? Miss Knope."
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"I never met him."
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"Lawsuits, and laws and legalese?"
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"All I'm gonna do is go in and just say,"
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"I can't say the word "situation"?"
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"Can I give him the pig?"
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"This is my friend Scott."
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"Hi, Scott."
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"Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm."
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"Filled with emotions, as any person would."
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"No miming."
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"You were in the pit."
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"We're not conceding that point."
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"We're both here now."
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"Let's go. Why?"
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"It's my only option."
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"Look, can we just talk about this?"
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"This is terrible."
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"Don't say "terrible.""
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"(ANDY ON PHONE) Hello?"
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"(BEEPING)"
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"Andy, it's Leslie. Look."
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"If you wanna meet, just put a white chalk "X""
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"on the mailbox across the street from City Hall."
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"Hey, Andy, it's your aunt, your mom or dad's sister."
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"(BEEPING)"
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"Hmm."
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"That was weird."
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"(GASPS) How long have you been there?"
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"He couldn't find a place to live on the Earth's surface,"
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"so he went under the ground."
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"I feel like if I could get past the lawyers and find out what's really going on,"
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"ANDY: Baby, I'm back."
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"Why are you naked? Oh!"
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"Yes, we are."
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"I said, "Hey, Andy. It's Ann. Can we talk at my house?""
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"(IN HUSKY VOICE) "Hey, Andy. It's Ann. Can you talk at my house?""
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"You know what? I should have seen this coming."
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"Where are you... Hey, Ann. Just..."
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"Is she gone?"
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"I just can't believe that you're suing just for the money."
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"I put two and two together. $100,000, I could probably get a bank account."
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"Sometimes, I think the right thing to do is to not take shortcuts."
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