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Clips from Veep - Alicia (S03E03)

"Humph. Yeah, Louboutin. Right."
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"And who wears fake heels at breakfast time?"
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"- Okay. I'm a single mom. Mm-hmm."
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"Alicia? I'm Amy Brookheimer. We spoke yesterday."
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"But she's basically a good kid."
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"- That's a great idea. - Yeah, that'd be great, let's go inside."
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"- Just sittin' on the co'ner. - What?"
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"Nothing."
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"Halo, baby, come out here and meet Miss Amy from the vice president's office."
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"Ma'am, outdoors risks rained-on hair and running mascara."
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"My second marriage took place in the rain."
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"You can see my nipples in all the photos."
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"Gettysburg, Mount Sinai..."
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"Amy, put her on. Alicia!"
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"I'm going to be passionate about in my campaign."
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"I'm in the middle of a lot of shit right now, so I'm hanging up."
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"You bet!"
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"Oh. Whatever it is I'm selling, he is not buying."
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"Mike, I've been waiting for an hour for excerpts from the speech."
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"- Ms. Bryce? - Mm-hmm?"
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"It means you're wearing a red sticker. Follow me, please."
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"It's great. It's locked."
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"that's where you'll see my notes."
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"I thought you just said it was locked."
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"taught you about how tough it is for American farmers."
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"- Why is that funny? - I can't watch it. Did you see it?"
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"I'm Selina Meyer, and I approve my pony."
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"You gonna drop your trout and take a crap"
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"Guys, guys, everything here is sacred."
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"This is staying exactly the way it is."
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"I can say what I really think."
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"Quit your yakking, 'cause guess who's packin'!"
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"Jonah, I'm going to have your credentials checked, Jonad."
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"- Jonad! Jonad! - Mike!"
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"This guy here is just an injured fireman."
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"I need Foster Mom and Heroic Restaurateur"
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"has come down with a vomiting bug. All 30 of them."
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"So the chaperones are drowning in children at the moment."
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"How you all doing? Are you good?"
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"- 38%, right? - 38%. That's it."
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"You can repeat 100% any time you like, ma'am."
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"I wanna know who's responsible for that sketch, you cock..."
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"No problem. I will get Dee."
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"Okay, but you still want military first?"
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"I'll just say them simultaneously."
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"I'm mentioning child care. That's it."
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"Ma'am, you have plenty of principles. Just gotta pick another one."
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"Oh, my gosh, I can't believe this!"
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"- You kinda lame. - Mike?"
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"Look here... you wrote, All you who've."
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"Oh, ma'am, SNL just e-mailed me back."
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"What in the wide world of fuck do you think you're wearing?"
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"I was trying to be conservative."
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"You haven't dressed like this since you were two and a half."
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"- That's nuts! - I'm not trying to make you look crazy."
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"Then go and change this outfit."
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"Seriously. This is ridiculous."
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"Yes."
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"I just got off the phone with the congressional leadership"
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"so the car might be stuck there forever."
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"I'm not going to let the party dictate to me."
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"Shit!"
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"God!"
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"I've decided that I'm..."
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"- Get it? - Yes, ma'am."
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"So..."
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"I can't! Amy!"
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"That way I don't really have to say it."
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"We have to..."
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"No, you ain't wasted nobody's time."
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"I'm not going to West Virginia!"
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"Oh, my God, Mike. What are you going to do for an encore?"
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"Leon, do you have any idea what just happened in there?"
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"She hasn't moved in five minutes."
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"It's like her fucking head's gonna spin around."
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"I see you found it... the Room of Regret."
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"Is there any way to snap her out of this Diving Bell and Butterfly shit?"
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"She should be rehearsing my speech by now."
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"Posing for Christmas cards,"
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"You want me to count you in?"
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"Just upload any draft, I'm going to wing it."
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"Okay, guys, this is not a drill."
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"- Yes, indeed. - Silver is the new gold, is that right?"
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"At least Rosa got to sit down, right?"
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"- Hello. - Oh."
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"Here I stand... there you are!"
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"Here we go!"
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"I wanted to know how that made you feel."
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"Moo!"
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"of debt ceiling talks."
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"I cannot walk another step with my Louboutin heels."
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"- Dee do. - Alicia? Alicia Bryce?"
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"- Hey, you're Alicia Bryce, right? - Who wants to know?"
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"- Some curb-crawlin' asshole. - My name's Jonah Ryan."
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"I'm a reporter. I am straight diggin' your campaign."
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"- Uh-huh. What campaign? - Your child care campaign."
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"Your I live three miles from the White House,"
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"might as well be three million miles."
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"All right. I'll talk."
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"Hold up, hold up! Hey there! Alicia, whoa."
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"My website is Ryantology.net and I'm a storyteller."
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"And I want to tell real stories about real people, okay?"
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"I'm like John Steinbeck in that regard... or Denzel Washington."
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"Tell me your story. Question mark."
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"I have a six-year-old daughter named Halo."
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"Sometimes when I take her to school,"
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"- we have some problems... - Oh, shit."
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"- What? - Excuse me?"
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"Oh, my God, yes! Yes! Hi!"
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"- Hi, Amy. Great seeing you. - You guys know each other?"
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"- We dated. - We worked together."
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"I was kinda Amy's boss at the time. It got complicated."
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"- Do you mind, maybe we can... - Go inside?"
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"- Some other time. - Okay, some other time."
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"- All right. - I'm gonna hold you to that."
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"- All right. - I'll see you later."
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"Hello. Do you like Power Rangers?"
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"Okay. Well, you can go back and sit with Grandma, okay?"
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"Well, I'm gonna get right to it."
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"when she announces she's running for president."
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