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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Comedy (S07E07)

"...one in 12 Americans is unaware that the bird is the word."
Family Guy (1999)
"A- bird, bird, bird Bird's the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"My God, is it possible?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Check it again!"
Family Guy (1999)
"- Brian? - Yeah?"
Family Guy (1999)
"I don't feel so good."
Family Guy (1999)
"That's it. We gotta do something."
Family Guy (1999)
"Just like that fat-person surgery destroyed Star Jones' arms."
Family Guy (1999)
"I look so good. I lost all this weight."
Family Guy (1999)
"Taxi!"
Family Guy (1999)
"B- Bird, bird, bird"
Family Guy (1999)
"B- Bird, bird, bird"
Family Guy (1999)
"Don't you know about the bird?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Everybody knows That the bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"Who did it?"
Family Guy (1999)
"- Who did what, Pop? - Yes, Peter, what has you upset?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Surfin ' Bird is gone."
Family Guy (1999)
"I took it to bed, had sex with it, it fell asleep in my arms. It's gone."
Family Guy (1999)
"Well, Peter, nobody here would steal from you."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, no one had a motive? You all had a motive. Every one of you."
Family Guy (1999)
"You knew that I changed my will and left everything to the record."
Family Guy (1999)
"Meg wanted a passport for her twin sister to get out of the country."
Family Guy (1999)
"But Meg didn't count on me discovering she has no twin..."
Family Guy (1999)
"That's where Chris came in."
Family Guy (1999)
"So you got it all figured it out, do you? You couldn't leave well enough alone."
Family Guy (1999)
"You won't fire at me, Chris. You don't got the stomach for it."
Family Guy (1999)
"Ha, ha, ha. I'm sorry, Dad. I have no idea what you're talking about."
Family Guy (1999)
"Except for my old Allan Sherman record."
Family Guy (1999)
"There's a lot of Jews still get a laugh off of Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, such heat this morning. I don't need this jacket."
Family Guy (1999)
"The hell with you."
Family Guy (1999)
"I'm going downtown and buy another copy of Surfin ' Bird."
Family Guy (1999)
"Peter, that's not necessary. I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere."
Family Guy (1999)
"I wouldn't count on it, Lois."
Family Guy (1999)
"Do you have Surfin ' Bird by the Trashmen?"
Family Guy (1999)
"No, I'm sorry."
Family Guy (1999)
"A dog and a baby came in and bought all 63 copies."
Family Guy (1999)
"Damn it. This is the third used-record store with that same story."
Family Guy (1999)
"You, uh... You look familiar. Do I know you?"
Family Guy (1999)
"- Did you go to North Providence? - No."
Family Guy (1999)
"You friends with Gary, owns the dry-cleaner's?"
Family Guy (1999)
"- Are you Jesus Christ? - No."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, my God. You are."
Family Guy (1999)
"- You're Jesus Christ. - No, I'm not."
Family Guy (1999)
"Huh."
Family Guy (1999)
"- Don't. - Aha! You are Jesus."
Family Guy (1999)
"Yes, I am."
Family Guy (1999)
"What word?"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"Jesus Christ has returned to Earth."
Family Guy (1999)
"I can't believe it. The Second Coming."
Family Guy (1999)
"Okay, so, what are you doing here?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Well, believe it or not, I pop in every hundred years or so."
Family Guy (1999)
"Kind of incognito, just to get away from the family."
Family Guy (1999)
"Plus the timing seemed good."
Family Guy (1999)
"My dad quit smoking, and he's a little on edge."
Family Guy (1999)
"Who took my checkbook?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Ellen?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Why is there a pen cap and no pen?"
Family Guy (1999)
"You seem like a nice guy. Come over to my house for dinner."
Family Guy (1999)
"- Okay, but I don't get off until 7. - Great, we'll have a blast."
Family Guy (1999)
"We can watch that YouTube footage of Marlee Matlin calling Moviefone."
Family Guy (1999)
"Please say the name of the movie you'd like to see now."
Family Guy (1999)
"The Last Mimzy."
Family Guy (1999)
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that."
Family Guy (1999)
"Please say the name of the movie you'd like to see now."
Family Guy (1999)
"The Last Mimzy."
Family Guy (1999)
"You have selected 300."
Family Guy (1999)
"If this is the movie you'd like to see, say yes now."
Family Guy (1999)
"- No. - You have confirmed 300."
Family Guy (1999)
"Wow, Jesus Christ at our dinner table."
Family Guy (1999)
"I still can't get over it."
Family Guy (1999)
"I'm glad you're all here tonight."
Family Guy (1999)
"I wanna tell you that one of you will betray me."
Family Guy (1999)
"No, just kidding."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, all right. So there I was. They had just beaten me senseless..."
Family Guy (1999)
"...stuck thorns in my head, nailed me to a piece of wood..."
Family Guy (1999)
"...shoved a sponge full of vinegar in my mouth and killed me."
Family Guy (1999)
"Then they put me in a hole with a rock in front of it for two whole days."
Family Guy (1999)
"And come Sunday, bam, I rise from the dead."
Family Guy (1999)
"Okay, that sounds like a nutty weekend. But I can top it."
Family Guy (1999)
"We know we'll puke. But Joe says, Let's go see Chronicles of Riddick."
Family Guy (1999)
"Sat through the whole thing without puking."
Family Guy (1999)
"Then I get home. Wouldn't you know, I lost my glasses. Eh?"
Family Guy (1999)
"If I get my cell phone, would you mind talking to my friend Muriel Goldman?"
Family Guy (1999)
"I really just wanna stick this up her ass."
Family Guy (1999)
"I'll be the one to say it."
Family Guy (1999)
"How do we know you're really Jesus? Can you perform miracles?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Sure. How about this?"
Family Guy (1999)
"- Oh, boy. Sundaes. - I love you, Jesus."
Family Guy (1999)
"I love you too, fella."
Family Guy (1999)
"- Jesus, can you do something for me? - Sure, Peter, what is it?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Listen, Jesus, I know you're trying to keep a low profile..."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, yeah? Who's that?"
Family Guy (1999)
"But I answer to a higher power."
Family Guy (1999)
"I answer to the power of Jesus Christ."
Family Guy (1999)
"That's funny, because I happen to have Jesus Christ right here."
Family Guy (1999)
"I heard what you were saying. You know nothing of my work."
Family Guy (1999)
"How you got to be president of anything is totally amazing."
Family Guy (1999)
"Wouldn't it be great if life were like this?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Listen, thanks for coming by tonight and hanging out with us."
Family Guy (1999)
"You may look like a bum, but you got a lot of talent, young man."
Family Guy (1999)
"Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I have had a blast."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, wonderful, wonderful."
Family Guy (1999)
"I'd forgotten how great it is interacting with people."
Family Guy (1999)
"I better get some sleep. I gotta open the store tomorrow."
Family Guy (1999)
"You don't wanna go back to that store. You gotta get out there."
Family Guy (1999)
"Coloring eggs and hiding them for kids."
Family Guy (1999)
"What, you mean reveal myself?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Absolutely. This world needs you, Jesus."
Family Guy (1999)
"It needs you like a guy who can't get it up needs a distraction."
Family Guy (1999)
"I am so ready to have sex with you."
Family Guy (1999)
"- Oh, hey, is that my phone? - I don't hear anything."
Family Guy (1999)
"Is that John Astin?"
Family Guy (1999)
"I don't see anyone out there."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, well, now there's so much going on."
Family Guy (1999)
"Everyone, may I have your attention, please?"
Family Guy (1999)
"I would like to introduce you to the one, the only, Jesus Christ."
Family Guy (1999)
"- Jesus Christ. - Yeah, right."
Family Guy (1999)
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