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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Comedy (S07E07)

"You kids don't know what I'm talking about."
Family Guy (1999)
"I love how all the servers look like celebrities from the '50s."
Family Guy (1999)
"Marilyn Monroe..."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, look. Cleveland finally made it."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, that takes me back."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, what are you, a robot?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, yeah, Chris. Polio back then was like AIDS today."
Family Guy (1999)
"This is my favorite song of all time."
Family Guy (1999)
"A- well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"Chris, don't you know about the bird?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Lady on the toilet The bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"Sure, everybody knows That the bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"Again. Again. I love repetition."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, God. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry."
Family Guy (1999)
"- Heard what? - Don't!"
Family Guy (1999)
"I dream of an America where everybody knows that the bird is the word."
Family Guy (1999)
"We have got to get that record and destroy it."
Family Guy (1999)
"Coming to show the people how good I look."
Family Guy (1999)
"...and that Meg was released from the sanitarium."
Family Guy (1999)
"Well, it sure is odd. A record doesn't just get up and walk away."
Family Guy (1999)
"If you ain't gonna play me, don't complain when I split."
Family Guy (1999)
"No."
Family Guy (1999)
"I'm just a guy working at a record store."
Family Guy (1999)
"If you're not Jesus Christ..."
Family Guy (1999)
"...you won't mind if I pee on these Amy Grant CDs."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, the Messiah."
Family Guy (1999)
"A- well-a bird, bird B- Bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"You're the first person to recognize me in 2000 years."
Family Guy (1999)
"So, Jesus, finish that story you were telling."
Family Guy (1999)
"So me and Cleveland and Joe are just wrecked on Southern Comfort."
Family Guy (1999)
"Peter, one. Jesus, zero."
Family Guy (1999)
"...but there's one person I really want you to meet."
Family Guy (1999)
"You know, you're right, Peter. It may be time. But how do we do it?"
Family Guy (1999)
"That's right. That's Jesus Christ right here."
Family Guy (1999)
"- Cracked? - Yeah."
Family Guy (1999)
"- Oh, crap. - Don't worry. I'll get it."
Family Guy (1999)
"I've been sampling the nightlife here. I raised River Phoenix from the dead."
Family Guy (1999)
"- Peter Griffin from Family Guy. - Never heard of it."
Family Guy (1999)
"- You guys are good to go. - Thanks, man."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hi, Paris. I'm Meg."
Family Guy (1999)
"- What's new, bitch? Cool, bitch. - Nothing, bitch. Bitch."
Family Guy (1999)
"'Cause you know that he's A simply Christ-errific dude"
Family Guy (1999)
"His eyes are bluish"
Family Guy (1999)
"- Peter, my boy - Yes?"
Family Guy (1999)
"- You're a real pal, Jesus. - I'll tell you this, Peter."
Family Guy (1999)
"'Cause we're close as Beezus And Ramona Quimby are"
Family Guy (1999)
"You're a Lotus-Eater Now that you're a superstar"
Family Guy (1999)
"It used to be"
Family Guy (1999)
"No, it rang twice, and then the voicemail picked up."
Family Guy (1999)
"I do. Me too."
Family Guy (1999)
"...who was quoted as saying, Jews are responsible for all the world's wars."
Family Guy (1999)
"Yeah? Well, what do we do now?"
Family Guy (1999)
"These '50s diners were very popular in the '80s."
Family Guy (1999)
"Am I gonna enjoy this meal. Not like last night."
Family Guy (1999)
"I didn't have time to poop before the guests arrived."
Family Guy (1999)
"Do I have time? You know what, I'm gonna go for it."
Family Guy (1999)
"Son of a bitch! I'm gonna have to pile dinner on top of that."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, guys. How are you?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Look at this place. They don't serve any of this 1950s food anymore."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hamburgers, french fries, Cokes."
Family Guy (1999)
"And look, there's James Dean after the accident."
Family Guy (1999)
"Let me tell you about tonight's specials."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, no, son."
Family Guy (1999)
"It's the 1950s, and I have polio."
Family Guy (1999)
"Wow, I never heard of that before."
Family Guy (1999)
"Except people who have polio get into heaven."
Family Guy (1999)
"A- well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- well-a bird, bird B- Bird's the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird's the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"Meg, everybody knows That the bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, guy behind the counter The bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, frightened little child The bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, don't you know about the bird?"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A- well-a bird"
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, what's the big idea?"
Family Guy (1999)
"This song's from the 1960s. It shouldn't be in this jukebox."
Family Guy (1999)
"Can I have that record? I love that song."
Family Guy (1999)
"I'll let you have sex with my daughter."
Family Guy (1999)
"I don't know. Let's see your daughter."
Family Guy (1999)
"She's right there."
Family Guy (1999)
"Okay. I'll do her."
Family Guy (1999)
"But can you tell her to cry and beg me to stop?"
Family Guy (1999)
"I think that can be arranged."
Family Guy (1999)
"You've been playing it since we got home."
Family Guy (1999)
"No way, Lois. It's my new favorite thing in the world."
Family Guy (1999)
"Do you or do you not..."
Family Guy (1999)
"...know about the bird? - Oh, God."
Family Guy (1999)
"Everybody's heard that the bird is the word."
Family Guy (1999)
"A- bird, bird, bird The bird's the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- bird, bird, bird The bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"- A- bird, bird, bird... - Ow!"
Family Guy (1999)
"Look, just go to sleep, all right?"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- bird, bird, bird The bird's the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- bird, bird, bird The bird's the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- bird, bird, bird The bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- bird, bird, bird The bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- bird, bird, bird The bird is the word..."
Family Guy (1999)
"Peter, I have a mammogram in the morning."
Family Guy (1999)
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Huh. That's odd."
Family Guy (1999)
"- I thought that would be big news. - What would be big news?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece."
Family Guy (1999)
"A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety."
Family Guy (1999)
"- What are you talking about? - Oh, have you not heard?"
Family Guy (1999)
"It was my understanding that everyone had heard."
Family Guy (1999)
"A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"Brian, don't you know about the bird?"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- well-a bird, bird B- Bird is the word"
Family Guy (1999)
"A- well-a bird... Surfin '"
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, my God, Peter. Are you all right?"
Family Guy (1999)
"I was just at the bank and they told me..."
Family Guy (1999)
"...you withdrew $6000 cash from our savings."
Family Guy (1999)
"That's everything we have. What the hell was it for?"
Family Guy (1999)
"I bought some local TV airtime, Lois."
Family Guy (1999)
"Thank you. Hi, I'm Peter Griffin."
Family Guy (1999)
"There's an issue facing many Americans today..."
Family Guy (1999)
"...that concerns a great number of us."
Family Guy (1999)
"According to Gallup Polls..."
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