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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Out to Sea (S02E02)

"Right back at you, buddy."
BoJack Horseman
"-I love you, Mr. Peanutbutter. -I love you, too."
BoJack Horseman
"-And Leland Stanford? -Transcontinental Railroad."
BoJack Horseman
"Next question, what is my favorite kind of berry?"
BoJack Horseman
"-How was I supposed to know? -He also likes Franken Berry."
BoJack Horseman
"That's our show, but before we go I wanna send out a quick message."
BoJack Horseman
"Idea for a new app: an undo button that could undo long amounts of time."
BoJack Horseman
"[grunts]"
BoJack Horseman
"-You're still here? -Yup. Still here."
BoJack Horseman
"-Stop it. -Wake up, captain dumbshit."
BoJack Horseman
"Aah! What is it?"
BoJack Horseman
"-What? How? Explain yourself, land wench. -I don't know, ask Turteltaub."
BoJack Horseman
"Idea for a thing Princess Carolyn should do... Shut up."
BoJack Horseman
"Remember at Herb's funeral, I asked you what you wanted me to do"
BoJack Horseman
"to build a brand new one. So congratulations. You're a hero."
BoJack Horseman
"Or, as we call it, The BoJack Horsephanage."
BoJack Horseman
"And it just goes to show you life is just... Ah, what am I saying?"
BoJack Horseman
"My point is, I don't understand how people live."
BoJack Horseman
"I don't know how."
BoJack Horseman
"You live truthfully in the moment and the butt joke comes to you."
BoJack Horseman
"So true. So wise."
BoJack Horseman
"Do? What do? Movie's finished."
BoJack Horseman
"Not technically, but computer you is giving the performance of your career."
BoJack Horseman
"-They're gonna hate Daniel Day-Lewis. -But it's not my performance."
BoJack Horseman
"Explain that the widow Day-Lewis. She'll be devastated. Kaput. Kapleshky."
BoJack Horseman
"Just think, Carolyn, in one week, all of this will be ours."
BoJack Horseman
"We should a put a social-media desk there."
BoJack Horseman
"I wanna make sure the couches we get are really comfortable."
BoJack Horseman
"-everything was going-- -Hold that thought."
BoJack Horseman
"What is it?"
BoJack Horseman
"Ugh. My wife and I are going to the ballet tonight,"
BoJack Horseman
"You go to counseling and remember why you fell in love with her"
BoJack Horseman
"We've been sleeping together for three months."
BoJack Horseman
"I am definitely going to divorce her probably, it's just..."
BoJack Horseman
"Sorry, Katie just said something funny."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh right, your improv thing. How was your, uh, graduation show?"
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, do you remember the morning after my first night here?"
BoJack Horseman
"Just as a general rule, if your question begins, "Do you remember""
BoJack Horseman
"and doesn't end with "how much you hated Moulin Rouge," the answer's no."
BoJack Horseman
"And then you got mad at me for letting you eat so many pancakes."
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, I hope you can find a way to be happy, BoJack."
BoJack Horseman
"-I really do. -Yeah, okay."
BoJack Horseman
"-Ugh. -Rutabaga and I are starting a new agency."
BoJack Horseman
"Look, We've arrived at your living quarters."
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"That's the spirit."
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"what we really think of them, once and for all."
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"-He had a stroke. -Oh."
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"[all gasp]"
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"[shouting]"
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"Please. My knees were cramping so I needed to stand."
BoJack Horseman
"But I'm real good at cleaning windows. Look."
BoJack Horseman
"That's solid space-work. Bryan, don't worry."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm gonna go to Copernicus and get this sorted out."
BoJack Horseman
"Whoa."
BoJack Horseman
""No parking in the rear?" [laughs] Aah!"
BoJack Horseman
"but as you can see, I don't have my book."
BoJack Horseman
"Because I have very mixed feelings about it."
BoJack Horseman
"Real quick, kiss me once. Then kiss me twice."
BoJack Horseman
"-I told you, we can make this work-- -No. I don't want--"
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"-Whoa, Carolyn, we just-- Come... Carolyn. -My name is Princess Carolyn."
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"I knew I had been given a second chance."
BoJack Horseman
"-[Rock music playing] -[crowd cheering]"
BoJack Horseman
"-Whoa. That was actually good. -We're doing a full awards push."
BoJack Horseman
"Ana is the best there is."
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"-Cardio? Anything? -I mean, occasionally."
BoJack Horseman
"Excuse me? That was such a beautiful performance."
BoJack Horseman
"Everyone here loves you. Do you feel that?"
BoJack Horseman
"they pass a threshold where they actually know you and then they find you weird"
BoJack Horseman
"and off-putting."
BoJack Horseman
"Are you saying that nobody who really knows me could ever love me?"
BoJack Horseman
"Beats by Dre, Abercrombie and Fitch and [clicking] brand fin polish."
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, thank you so much. You people are the real stars. Huh?"
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"[cell phone ringing]"
BoJack Horseman
"-Hello? -Hey, Diane."
BoJack Horseman
"Hey. Uh..."
BoJack Horseman
"It's... hard."
BoJack Horseman
"-Do you know where the batteries are? -What?"
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, I looked in the junk drawer."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm gonna take them out of the smoke detector."
BoJack Horseman
"Listen, I know this sounds crazy, but I think maybe you should get back here"
BoJack Horseman
"-Is that really what you want? -Of course it is."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, okay, I'm looking at this website right now"
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"[all shouting and laughing]"
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, party people, we have time for one more suggestion."
BoJack Horseman
"-Todd. -Did someone say movie theater?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Todd, I'm getting you out of here. -I can't leave."
BoJack Horseman
"I need to take suggestions."
BoJack Horseman
"and you'll run with it."
BoJack Horseman
"-Just get behind me, BoJack. -No sudden moves."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, no."
BoJack Horseman
"Beep, boop, boop. Machine?"
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"[gasping]"
BoJack Horseman
"You don't understand, if you die in improv, you die in real life."
BoJack Horseman
"Beep, boop, beep."
BoJack Horseman
"Beep, boop."
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"Come on, come on, Todd. Almost there."
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"You kept making them and I kept eating them and then I threw up in the pool."
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"-But, you said, "I'll clean it up." -And did I clean it up?"
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""Thank you for letting me stay here."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm not gonna lie, if you just made all that up, that was some really good improv."
BoJack Horseman
"-Why do you have a boat? -Uh, I don't remember."
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"[distorted ringtone playing on phone]"
BoJack Horseman
"from this New York playwright, she really wants to talk to you."
BoJack Horseman
"-Horsin' Around? -No, actually. The other TV show."
BoJack Horseman
"Other TV show? Oh, shit. Jill."
BoJack Horseman
"I really don't know what to do with this thing."
BoJack Horseman
"[smashing noise over phone]"
BoJack Horseman
"Herb loved orphans."
BoJack Horseman
"Jerb Ka-- Why does it say "Jerb Kazzaz?""
BoJack Horseman
"Kind of sounds like something you'd get at a Mediterranean restaurant,"
BoJack Horseman
"but wouldn't finish."
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"-And you'd say, "No." -You gotta fix this."
BoJack Horseman
"Really? We spent a lot of money on this plaque, you know?"
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"[groans]"
BoJack Horseman
"You know, Herb would probably think that this is pretty funny"
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"-So, in a way... -Yeah."
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"Oh, God. Lungs on fire."
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"-It gets easier. -Huh?"
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"-Yeah? -But you gotta do it every day."
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"[panting]"
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