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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - This Is Us (S03E03)

"Eighth grade done, son. I made it."
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"No, man."
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"And put that away."
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"I'm have to say,"
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"was a good idea."
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"Well, pretty soon Golden Saddle"
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"just like... the landlord!"
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"You still haven't added her to the lease?"
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"By all means, by all means."
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"- Eddie Murphy's mistress lives here. - Oh."
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"I bet you love it."
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"they refresh all of the library books"
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"Girl."
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"Yes, and I would have learned it sooner"
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"I don't need to pay people to push you guys to succeed."
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"The Menendez brothers went to private school,"
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"and look what happened to them."
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"Well, do it."
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"My yard doesn't belong to me."
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"I can't pluck a dandelion"
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"A man should own his own house."
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"Murray's open to selling,"
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"but Jessica and I are very strict"
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"Oh, man!"
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"I know private school is expensive,"
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"and I update them every five years."
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"you boys need to be successful and lead good lives."
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"I've thought of everything."
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"You have five minutes to convince me"
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"Emery, that squirrel was on the porch again."
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"- Is that a Pentium II? - Yep."
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"I'm editing your graduation video."
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"to the glass of 1997."
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"Isn't it cool?"
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""It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.""
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"You guys want anything?"
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"You know we do."
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"- Yeah. - Mm-hmm."
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"About dandelions? I know."
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"I regret sharing that with you."
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"It felt very personal."
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"About you wanting to own your own house."
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"I have a friend that can help you"
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"He's outside right now waiting for my signal."
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"Michael Bolton."
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"I've got a proposal for you."
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"Do you know how many women would kill to hear me say that?"
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"Well, first of all,"
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"in public summer school for free."
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"Is that really what you want?"
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"Well, what I don't want is to help pay"
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"That's great. But I'm sure the teachers here are just as lazy."
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"The other 1% go straight to med school."
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"We have relationships with all the top universities."
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"We send more kids to Harvard"
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"The astronaut holding the camera"
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"He gets that free from life."
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"a substantial early-bird discount."
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"It's not that simple."
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"transcripts, an interview."
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"We're highly selective."
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"And Kenny Rogers is doing so well"
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"So well."
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"He never lets you forget."
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"I carry this around with me"
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"just to give me motivation."
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"Yeah."
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"put a lot of work into it."
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"You could still run the day-to-day,"
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"We don't deviate from our life plan."
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"And it's worked out well for us so far."
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"Michael, I am so sorry."
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"How do you guys even know each other?"
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"during his Time, Love & Tenderness tour."
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"That's so lame."
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"You know I don't eat anything that has a mama."
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Yes, because we're very strict"
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"Uh, Evan, I don't know if your mom mentioned this,"
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"If I'm gonna stray from the plan,"
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"it can't be for just a "Maybe.""
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"Does kangaroo mean "A"?"
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"I wrote for my son."
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"I will if you lower your commission."
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"I need you to sign this letter of recommendation"
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"Oh, I really can't sign anything"
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"So we agree."
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"so we can turn this driveway into a gym."
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"and he found it in my room."
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"That dude is a tool."
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"He's gonna show the tape to everyone."
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"Sheep cloning."
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"Who do you admire?"
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"Why are you interested in our school?"
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"I'd come for your blazers,"
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"my parents run a steakhouse."
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"It's so big!"
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"That means they're sending us parking instructions,"
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"The hell?!"
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"Oh, you didn't get in?"
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"How could you not get in?"
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"Evan didn't get into St. Orlando's."
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"Jessica, look, private schools are picky."
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"or you're the child of someone who works there,"
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"But Evan is overqualified."
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"Why would my family be rejected?"
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"Murray, what are you doing here?"
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"and I happen to notice"
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"You know they help indicate"
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"whether the grass is getting enough moisture,"
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"so someone better not be messing with them."
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"I picked 10 dandelions,"
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"and I made 10 wishes,"
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"and you know what they all were?"
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"over and over."
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"Are you sure your step-brother's only 16?"
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