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Clips from Crazyhead - A Very Trippy Horse (S01E01)

"Just drive."
Crazyhead
"I gave you a simple task."
Crazyhead
"Were my instructions unclear or confusing?"
Crazyhead
"Sawyer?"
Crazyhead
"I had to leave an awards ceremony early."
Crazyhead
"You see this?"
Crazyhead
"Like I said, full facial reconstructive surgery."
Crazyhead
"Sawyer."
Crazyhead
"Looks like we might have to bring in a big gun to take him out."
Crazyhead
"Self-centred little prick."
Crazyhead
"Rubbery..."
Crazyhead
"balls."
Crazyhead
"That's it, we're done."
Crazyhead
"Why isn't anything happening?"
Crazyhead
"All that Latin stuff - maybe you weren't saying it right."
Crazyhead
"So for all we know, it could be a recipe for chocolate brownies."
Crazyhead
"It's not a recipe for brownies, the Romans never even had brownies."
Crazyhead
"I guess they had some kind of chocolate cake."
Crazyhead
"I don't know."
Crazyhead
"Suzanne!"
Crazyhead
"She's dead."
Crazyhead
"we're going to be eating prison pussy for the rest of our lives."
Crazyhead
"I know that's you. That's my jacket!"
Crazyhead
"The black one with the star on it. You gave it to me, remember?"
Crazyhead
"I said, you gave it to me."
Crazyhead
"You're such a hypocrite."
Crazyhead
"You tried to kill me. What?"
Crazyhead
"Amy, please, there's nothing inside me."
Crazyhead
"I love you."
Crazyhead
"What?"
Crazyhead
"Well, if you and your girlfriend are done, we should get started."
Crazyhead
"What we do? OK, first step, you need to..."
Crazyhead
"piss on her."
Crazyhead
"What? Huh? Are you serious?"
Crazyhead
"You need to mark her with your scent like a lion."
Crazyhead
"Well, then we might as well forget the whole thing,"
Crazyhead
"I... I had a really long wee before we came out."
Crazyhead
"Please, no."
Crazyhead
"I want my friend back, you sick freak!"
Crazyhead
"Rhythm Of The Rain by The Cascades"
Crazyhead
"You say I'm ready. How do you know?"
Crazyhead
"We've been gradually reducing your dose"
Crazyhead
"What if it starts again? You mean the hallucinations?"
Crazyhead
"What if they come back? Well, there's no reason they should."
Crazyhead
"So I'm not crazy, but I might shit myself."
Crazyhead
"You know, it's like two lovers."
Crazyhead
"One moment, it'll whisper in your ear"
Crazyhead
"all gentle and tender and then..."
Crazyhead
"Boom!"
Crazyhead
"Pounding you hard, just the way you like it. What?"
Crazyhead
"Two lovers pounding you hard!"
Crazyhead
"Do you want to feel like you're being nailed by a very trippy horse?"
Crazyhead
"I think you're making a huge mistake."
Crazyhead
"He's an emotional paraplegic."
Crazyhead
"It's just something I've got to do. It's like..."
Crazyhead
"Maybe you should start thinking about who you're sleeping with."
Crazyhead
"Is that like a pad Thai? Yeah."
Crazyhead
"The Asian guy on TV with the big quiff."
Crazyhead
"You'd better run!"
Crazyhead
"Which one would you like to sit on?"
Crazyhead
"Bed? Excellent choice."
Crazyhead
"May I?"
Crazyhead
"It sounds ridiculous. Amy, I want to help you."
Crazyhead
"And I can only do that if you tell me what happened."
Crazyhead
"And what do they look like? Horrible."
Crazyhead
"Like they're burning inside."
Crazyhead
"They came back."
Crazyhead
"you've just come off your medication."
Crazyhead
"they can be the result of chemical changes in your brain."
Crazyhead
"How does that sound?"
Crazyhead
"You know what they say about curiosity and cats and..."
Crazyhead
"Yeah, I know, it sounds like so much bullshit, right?"
Crazyhead
"The trouble is there's a little part of you that knows it's true,"
Crazyhead
"That's insane. It is definitely out there."
Crazyhead
"Somewhere that I need to be. Do you want to walk with me? We can talk?"
Crazyhead
"The guy from last night... You're saying he's possessed."
Crazyhead
"Where did he come from?"
Crazyhead
"Hell, the underworld, whatever you want to call it."
Crazyhead
"You know how sometimes people just suddenly flip out?"
Crazyhead
"What's up? What's up?!"
Crazyhead
"getting my head around this."
Crazyhead
"You're on their radar now. What radar? What do you mean?"
Crazyhead
"Me and you, we make 'em crap in their panties."
Crazyhead
"They're scared of us?"
Crazyhead
"Were you on medication? Niaxarol."
Crazyhead
"And it makes it harder for you to orgasm."
Crazyhead
"You know the seesaws in the kids playground?"
Crazyhead
"The look on the kids' faces! It's wrong."
Crazyhead
"Right, right."
Crazyhead
"I mean, who carries a semen thermometer?"
Crazyhead
"I have to work. OK, another time. Definitely."
Crazyhead
"I'll bring my arse pole. Oh, yeah. You should."
Crazyhead
"This is happening."
Crazyhead
"Wake up! Ow! What the fu...?"
Crazyhead
"You don't believe me. I was kind of going with it."
Crazyhead
"You just need some time to get your head round it. Yeah."
Crazyhead
"You like cocktails, right?"
Crazyhead
"I could have just put it in my phone."
Crazyhead
"In my experience, people lose their phones."
Crazyhead
"Or they tell you they lose them."
Crazyhead
"I have to go."
Crazyhead
"Didn't think you'd come into work today."
Crazyhead
"Well, I was worried about you. Come on."
Crazyhead
"Some turd-burger's wedged them all in here. You..."
Crazyhead
"Trust me, girls with scars are hot."
Crazyhead
"Who's that girl who went through the windscreen of her dad's car?"
Crazyhead
"Hey, I was calling you. I know."
Crazyhead
"Can you tell me what's up? What's going on?"
Crazyhead
"I met a girl today."
Crazyhead
"That's great. Making friends, look at you."
Crazyhead
"Pinched her nipple."
Crazyhead
"..Amy, she didn't like her nipple being pinched, then?"
Crazyhead
"Don't know why I even try. She thinks I'm a freak. Don't say that."
Crazyhead
"And listen, if girls stopped liking having their nipples pinched,"
Crazyhead
"Be outside, where you normally pick me up. Yeah, I'll be about..."
Crazyhead
"Bye, Amy!"
Crazyhead
"For fuck's sake!"
Crazyhead
"I'm just the hired help."
Crazyhead
"But I'm going to kill you anyway."
Crazyhead
"He wants you gone."
Crazyhead
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