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Clips from Crazyhead - A Very Trippy Horse (S01E01)

"Amy?"
Crazyhead
"then you tried to strangle me with it. It wasn't you."
Crazyhead
"You're possessed."
Crazyhead
"You're my best friend."
Crazyhead
"Oh! Are you gay?"
Crazyhead
"It doesn't actually say like a lion,"
Crazyhead
"I just thought it would be a useful analogy."
Crazyhead
"I'm not pissing on her."
Crazyhead
"because that is step one right there. You piss on her!"
Crazyhead
"The tank is dry."
Crazyhead
"How are we doing? Are you...? Will you please shut up!"
Crazyhead
"and you've been doing fine."
Crazyhead
"There's no evidence of any ongoing condition."
Crazyhead
"to the withdrawal. Dizziness, headaches, diarrhoea..."
Crazyhead
"Hopefully not, but it happens."
Crazyhead
"They're, erm... 2CVs."
Crazyhead
"It's basically ecstasy, acid and horse tranquilliser."
Crazyhead
"No. Really?"
Crazyhead
"The bloke's such a pussy hound."
Crazyhead
"that is sensational hair."
Crazyhead
"Please don't have sex with Matt Bishop. It's such a cliche."
Crazyhead
"I'm not sleeping with anyone!"
Crazyhead
"I like your hair. Thanks."
Crazyhead
"Wow. Was this in Thailand?"
Crazyhead
"No, they don't really have haircuts in Thailand."
Crazyhead
"Have you noticed how all Asian guys basically have the same hair style?"
Crazyhead
"No, it's not. It's racist."
Crazyhead
"No. Gok Wan, the stylist."
Crazyhead
"Do you see me?"
Crazyhead
"Bitch."
Crazyhead
"Hey! What's going on?"
Crazyhead
"I'm Dr Waverly, Judy's psychiatrist."
Crazyhead
"Hmm. Ouch, that looks painful."
Crazyhead
"Do you want to tell me what happened?"
Crazyhead
"What do you see? People."
Crazyhead
"Their faces."
Crazyhead
"This has happened before, hasn't it?"
Crazyhead
"Well, this must be very confusing for you. And..."
Crazyhead
"These hallucinations,"
Crazyhead
"I'm going to make an appointment for you to come and see me"
Crazyhead
"and we can try and figure this out together."
Crazyhead
"I'm like you. Well, not physically."
Crazyhead
"What are they? OK, er, you ready for this?"
Crazyhead
"jabbing away at you like a...woodpecker or amphetamine."
Crazyhead
"Drive round, bitch! Oh, my days."
Crazyhead
"God. Believe that? It's so rude."
Crazyhead
"hunting them down and shoving wooden poles up their arses."
Crazyhead
"Big pole! Right up their arse."
Crazyhead
"How come we can see them? It's just how our brains are wired."
Crazyhead
"Ever since I came off my meds, they make me come really hard."
Crazyhead
"No, I don't think so. It's not like I always check."
Crazyhead
"Anyway, this is me, so..."
Crazyhead
"I hate to unload and run but if I don't see my therapist,"
Crazyhead
"The prick from last night, you want to help me hunt him down?"
Crazyhead
"I have work."
Crazyhead
"You should get up to speed, girl."
Crazyhead
"I should have pinched your arm. Next time."
Crazyhead
"The nipple-pinching and psychiatric unit is giving me some doubts."
Crazyhead
"You think I'm crazy? They think you're crazy, apparently."
Crazyhead
"If I'm crazy, you're crazy too. You think I don't know that?"
Crazyhead
"We should go for cocktails."
Crazyhead
"Not Tuesday evenings before nine because I have Pilates."
Crazyhead
"Bring it in, let's hug it out. I'm fine, really."
Crazyhead
"going to have a scar? What?"
Crazyhead
"Sure it isn't a skateboard? Pretty sure. They're quite different."
Crazyhead
"So, it's just totally irrelevant? No, it's something."
Crazyhead
"Get out there, you furry tit! Come out!"
Crazyhead
""Do you want to...go for a drink later?""
Crazyhead
"Hey? What's that, buddy?"
Crazyhead
"Oh, he says he likes tequila."
Crazyhead
"You just need to give her a chance to get to know you."
Crazyhead
"Pizza's ready."
Crazyhead
"Bye."
Crazyhead
"You know we're closed, right?"
Crazyhead
"I don't even know what that is."
Crazyhead
"Strike!"
Crazyhead
"Agh!"
Crazyhead
"Oh. Oh, my..."
Crazyhead
"Oh, God. Oh, God!"
Crazyhead
"He just ran out in front of me. I think he's dead."
Crazyhead
"Um, call me."
Crazyhead
"Why did I try and hurt you? Why would I do that?"
Crazyhead
"This isn't you!"
Crazyhead
"I don't know what to do, I need your help."
Crazyhead
"Open the door!"
Crazyhead
"Are those your pyjamas?"
Crazyhead
"I just want to say that you will not be disappointed."
Crazyhead
"I locked myself out."
Crazyhead
"Are you saying that this isn't a booty call?"
Crazyhead
"Do you want to get a coffee?"
Crazyhead
"If the body they're in dies, they jump ship."
Crazyhead
"Will she be OK or not?"
Crazyhead
"I'm sorry what I said about people not calling you, just, you know."
Crazyhead
"I deserve better."
Crazyhead
"I can't do this without you."
Crazyhead
"Hi."
Crazyhead
"Hey, can I borrow your car? Where you going?"
Crazyhead
"We're going to a nail bar, because that's what girls do."
Crazyhead
"He used to call Mum's vagina a foofoo."
Crazyhead
"No, I wasn't."
Crazyhead
"Besides, Amy doesn't need to know."
Crazyhead
"So, that's Amy."
Crazyhead
"Is she seeing anyone? Amy, do you have a boyfriend?"
Crazyhead
"I'm not going to have sex with your brother."
Crazyhead
"Oh. You are filthy."
Crazyhead
"Do I look like a mechanic to you? Uhh-uh."
Crazyhead
"Raquel."
Crazyhead
"Yeah. That's incredibly naive."
Crazyhead
"He's possessed. He saved us. Why would he do that? Why would he do that?"
Crazyhead
"Like I said, some of them are not all totally bad."
Crazyhead
"You know you never actually said that."
Crazyhead
"They're not all bad."
Crazyhead
"Did I not tell you that?"
Crazyhead
"That's probably it for now."
Crazyhead
"I'm sure other stuff will come up as we go along."
Crazyhead
"This..."
Crazyhead
"Not even close."
Crazyhead
"Amy."
Crazyhead
"That sound."
Crazyhead
"Go!"
Crazyhead
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