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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - Dada M.I.A. (S01E01)

"♪ Ease up on the gas We going too fast ♪"
Teenage Euthanasia
"♪ We gonna crash"
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"- Ugh! Stop! You're helicopter-daddying me!"
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"I can't think! Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no."
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"May I help you, officer? - Hi, there."
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"Do you know why I pulled you over, sweetie?"
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"- No?"
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"- You forgot to drink all your milk and give Daddy"
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"a hug goodbye this morning."
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"I'm grounding you, young lady."
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"- Stop it! - Annie, honey!"
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"Can you help me in the yard?"
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"This should get the boys at school to "leaf" you alone."
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"Eh? - Ahh! Dad jokes!"
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"- Eh? - And dad jeans!"
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"Ah! Kirk has a twin brother? - Hold still."
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"You got a little schmutz on your face."
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"Let me help you. Hold still."
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"- No..."
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"- Hey, hun, you want me to proofread"
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"your social studies report?"
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"You know I don't care about grades."
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"I just want to make sure you did your best."
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"- Et tu, board game announcer?"
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"- I thought we had a real daddy/daughter thing going here."
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"- Annie, Annie! Here comes Daddy!"
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"- I'm not mad, Annie! I'm just disappointed!"
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"- Stop! - Tell Daddy you love him!"
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"- Stop! You're not my daddy! You're not my daddy!"
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"Stop! You're not my daddy!"
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"I don't want a daddy!"
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"I don't need a daddy!"
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"[ Bell dings ] - Congratulations!"
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"You won the game, Annie!"
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"- I thought you won when you found your father?"
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"- Not with your options."
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"The only way for you to win is to stop playing."
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"But just so you know, I think we had something"
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"really special back there, pumpkin."
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"- Well, well, well. Welcome home, Gator Tater."
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"You find what you were looking for?"
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"- No. Your taste in men is horrific."
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"And dads are more annoying than I ever imagined."
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"- Look, a girl needs a father,"
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"like a fish needs a father to teach her how to ride a bike,"
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"especially if the fish is a deadbeat creep,"
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"and you already know how to ride a bike, Annie?"
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"Do you see what I'm saying? - Not really."
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"- What if I told you that your dad loves you very much"
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"and is really proud of the woman you're becoming?"
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"- You do know who my father is? - Not exactly."
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"But if I did, and if we could find him,"
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"and if he could stay out of rehab long enough"
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"to get to know you, I know that's what he'd say."
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"- Yow! - Nut shot! Yes!"
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"- Annie, guess what?"
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"I met my dad, and he's dead, but we're exactly alike."
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"Damn. Every time?"
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"- Well, I ended up learning that I'm better off without a dad."
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"- Don't sweat it, kiddo"
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"'cause dads still aren't as cool as moms."
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"- That's right, Petey."
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"No one here know their father, not even Baba. We fine."
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"Now shut trap and watch nut shot."
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"Oh! He won't be daddy anytime soon!"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Baba love this show!"
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"- ♪ Oh, Annie"
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"♪ I'm not your daddy"
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"♪ Mama's baby's papa's baby"
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"♪ Oh, Annie"
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"♪ I'm not your daddy"
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