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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - Dada M.I.A. (S01E01)

"he might have turned his life around."
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"Like Ben Affleck or Bill Clinton."
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"- Not really the best examples."
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"- Where's your "Jumanji" spirit?"
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"- Fine! But let's fifth gear this thing."
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"- Oh. Okay."
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"Even though we're unhoused,"
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"I bet my dad still provides me with love."
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"Oh, my God. Let it be him."
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"He's an actual good person."
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"- I knew Tommy would never amount to anything."
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"- Not the daddy! - Ow!"
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"Jesus..."
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"is my father?"
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"- It's a community theater production"
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"of "Jesus Christ Superstar.""
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"How old do you think I am? - Oh."
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"So he's an actor? - No."
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"It's Jean Paul, the lighting guy up there."
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"Except I thought we just did butt stuff."
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"- Couldn't be the daddy! - Ow."
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"- Ah. The world's tallest Mormon, Norman."
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"I did him to try to get into"
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""The Guinness Book of World Records.""
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"- Not sure turtlenecks or forced child marriage are my thing."
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"- You watch, Annie. It's only gonna get worse."
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"- Not the daddy!"
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"- Wait. Wait. Wait a minute."
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"- [ Raspy breathing ]"
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"- Who is that guy? - Can we leave, please?"
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"- Let's see --"
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"neck tattoo, balding, smells like chicken fingers."
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"Oh! Okay, yep, my high school best friend's father."
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"He also taught me how to ride a bike."
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"Hey! You're not supposed to see me!"
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"- I see you, Trophy."
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"I've always seen you."
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"- Not the daddy!"
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"- Annie, we're going home right now."
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"Daddy or no daddy. - Just one more."
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"And can't we bring this Annie with us at least?"
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"Please! I need to save her!"
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"Whoa! Finally!"
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"This is the "Mamma Mia" ending I deserve!"
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"[ Grunts, inhales deeply ]"
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"He smells like feta and oregano."
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"- Stephanos here revenge-porned me"
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"into working in his parents' diner for a whole semester."
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"Please don't make me keep doing this!"
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"- He's making me saganaki! - Opa!"
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"- I can't take it anymore, Annie! Come on."
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"I'll buy you one of those pepperoni-stuffed"
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"hot dogs you love."
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"I'm sorry I called them a metaphor for cannibalism."
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"Please. - If you want to leave, leave."
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"I'm staying. - Fine."
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"Go ahead and see for yourself."
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"Real Mommy out!"
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"- Great! Finally! Just me and Papa."
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"- Mmmm. Nom, nom, nom, nom. No, no, Annie."
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"[ Speaking Greek ] Okay."
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"It's time."
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"- Not the daddy! - Aah!"
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"- Do you have a freckle here?"
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"- No. - Ah."
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"How about here? - No."
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"- Okay, so far, we're zero for 88."
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"That's okay. That's okay."
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"Next question, do you like -- - Time to go."
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"You had enough time with Father."
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"You man now?"
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"Maybe you no longer need Baba. Ha!"
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"- But Baba, you're my best friend."
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"- Mother cannot be best friends."
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"- What about Rory and Lorelai?"
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"- Oh, Petey."
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"Okay. I best friend."
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"Game over. Time to take Baba home."
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"Wrap thighs. Chafed."
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"- Let me just say goodbye. - Yeah."
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"- Dad, I love you, and I wish you were alive."
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"You're really smart and you're cool,"
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"and you've helped me understand myself genetically and sexually."
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"I'd like to get a photo."
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"[ Camera shutter clicks ]"
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"P-Dawg out!"
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"Meet you in the car, Baba!"
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"Oh, sorry, Pete Senior."
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"I was so distracted from meeting my dad, I didn't see you coming."
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"- Not a problem, Petey. - Thanks for doing hologram."
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"- Damn. Every time."
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"You sure you don't want to tell him?"
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"- Baba all the parent Pete need."
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"- Okay."
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"[ Both moaning ]"
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"- You wonderful lover."
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"Terrible father."
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"- Okay."
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"- A raisin? She flupped a raisin."
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"Ugh, get me out of here. Wait, where are the dice?"
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"Trophy, where are the dice?"
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"- Ooh."
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"Are they in your pocket?"
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"- I don't have pockets!"
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"Let me guess, this is payback for making you walk down"
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"Recovered Memory Lane?"
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"Well, hope your father does a good job raisin you."
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"I gotta find a way out of here, fast!"
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"[ Breathing heavily ]"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"- ♪ How did daddy's little girl get so big? ♪"
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"You're gonna want to buckle your seatbelt,"
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"check your rearview mirror, pull over,"
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"and let Daddy teach you how to parallel park."
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"- Okay. Aah! Who are you?"
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"- I'm your mom's old beau, George."
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"And I train gators to attack homeless people."
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"Now, did you put on enough sunscreen today, darlin'?"
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"- No! Stop!"
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"- ♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum- bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪"
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