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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - Dada M.I.A. (S01E01)

"I've made that mistake before."
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"- Ugh. - Ouch!"
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"Couldn't you have taken one from my head?"
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"I'm trying to grow my Tony Stark!"
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"- Let's get out of here, Annie."
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"White people give me the creeps."
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"- Mom, we're white, too."
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"- We're Florida white."
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"-Not da fathah! - Phew."
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"Let's just go try on swimsuits and stand next to each other."
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"Mama needs a little pick-me-up."
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"- You don't get it."
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"- Listen, Annie, having a father's"
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"only for more family-oriented animated shows."
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"Has it even occurred to you that maybe he is not"
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"in your life for a good reason?"
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"- You're the reason!"
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"If I'd known my dad all along, I'd be a happier,"
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"more well-adjusted, beach-ready type of girl."
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"- You can't be that well-adjusted"
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"if your breasts are two different sizes."
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"That's physics. - Come on, Annie."
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"Roll them bones."
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"Daddy number three is Jeffrey T."
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"Proceed to the route, just 45 minutes back across town."
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"120 if avoiding toll roads. - Ugh! That's it!"
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"If you insist on finding your father,"
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"let me see if I can speed this up."
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"- Are you sure this isn't gonna backfire?"
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"You don't know how your death powers really work, right?"
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"- I don't know how cocaine works either, Annie."
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"I just know it helps the time pass."
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"We're goin' in! [ Annie gasps ]"
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"- Aaah! [ Slams ]"
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"- Why are we in my gym teacher's house?!"
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"- You mean our gym teacher -- back in the day, he'd say,"
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""Hit the showers", but he meant,"
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""Stand in the shower clean and naked"
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"until I get a free moment.""
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"Consent used to be more subjective."
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"- Not really. Can they see us?"
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"- No, I believe the "Jumanji"-ing got mixed with"
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"a Ghost of Christmas Past-ing kinda thing."
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"We're looking at the life you could have led"
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"had you grown up with a father. Shh!"
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"- ...98, 99 100."
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"Alright, Annie, eyes on the prize."
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"Just 200 more laps around the futon."
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"I want you staying fit and tight."
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"- This could-be daddy requires more personal fitness"
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"and less body acceptance than I imagined."
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"- Oh, so you don't fond this alt-life amazing?"
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"Little Miss "I Got Suspended For Eating in the Locker Room"?"
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"- It's not my fault jumping jacks give me chicken cravings."
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"- Aw, damn it. - This guy shoots blanks."
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"Literally! Figuratively!"
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"- Damn. - Physically. Emotionally."
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"-Not the daddy!"
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"- I'll admit, I'm relieved."
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"I hate wearing flip-flops in the shower."
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"Who's next? Aaah!"
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"Oh. The house got "Jumanji"'d too?"
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"What else can you "Jumanji"?"
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"- Your damn go-getter attitude."
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"- Ooh, this daddy looks attentive."
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"- Come on, Annie!"
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"Time to practice!"
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"If you don't land the basket toss,"
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"we're gonna lose our energy drink sponsorship."
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"Then we can't afford to self-publish my book"
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"on how to make money off your child's corporate sponsorships!"
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"- Almost finished with my spray tan."
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"- I remember him."
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"He was our school mascot."
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"We did it inside the costume at halftime."
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"- Ow! - Aren't any of my daddy options,"
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"how do I say this -- - Daddy..."
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"- ...better people? - Nope."
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"They're all humanity's versions of unfinished basements."
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"Look, I was a needy young girl."
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"Baba didn't have much to give,"
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"and she wouldn't even tell me who my father was."
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"- Well, too bad!"
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"I'm gonna have a dad in my life and it's gonna be awesome!"
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"-Sperm squad, is this a touchdown?"
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"- N-O-T Your D-A-D!"
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"- Whoa!"
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"- Why didn't I think to try the virtual directory earlier?"
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"Okay, the only grave I haven't checked is..."
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"[ Gasps ] - Last one."
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"Baba have good feeling."
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"- Dad? Father?"
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"Is it you?"
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"- Son Pete, you're the son I always wanted, my son."
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"- It's him! It's him! I found my daddy!"
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"- Bingo! Now we go home."
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"- Son Pete, give Pappy some butterfly kisses."
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"- You got it, Dad!"
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"I knew we'd have the same level of comfort"
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"in terms of intra-family intimacy."
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"I knew we would. - Peter, come."
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"You get pink eye from dead father."
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"- But we haven't even compared ankles yet."
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"Dad and I have a lot to discuss."
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"First of all, tell me about my conception."
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"Baba always skips the good parts."
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"- That's between me and your mother."
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"- [ Gasps ] Fathers shouldn't keep secrets. I hate you!"
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"- Dearest son Pete, I hated my old man's hologram, too."
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"He was always drunk and trying to hit me with his holo-fists."
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"I want to be a different kind of posthumous father."
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"Butterfly kiss?"
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"- How can I stay mad at you when we're so much alike?"
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"- It's not that I'm afraid your life"
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"will be better with your dad."
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"It's that I know it will be worse."
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"Attention-starved soon-to-be teen mommies"
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"sleep with losers, okay?"
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"Can we please go home now? - No!"
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"Even if my daddy was a scumbag 15 years ago,"
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