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Clips from Farzar - St. Pudchuggers Day (S01E01)

"[action music playing]"
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"[grunts]"
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"[grunts]"
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"[gasps] Oh!"
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"Fichael, I'm so glad you're okay!"
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"And thank you for saving him, Mal."
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"You mean saving him for last, right?"
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"I was about to smash his head with this mallet."
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"What? You don't like prop comedy?"
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"Ay, ay, ay, ay. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay."
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"What is it, boy? Oh no. Fichael's in trouble!"
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"Billy's in trouble, you dumb fuck."
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"I was close. Wait, you can talk?!"
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"Cucumber."
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"-I'm a zucchini, you racist fuck! -Yes!"
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"Yes!"
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"This is taking forever."
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"Why did I set this timer to 10,000?"
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"Wait. What is that?"
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"Is that a ball of heads? I'm getting the hell out of here!"
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"-Zobo come back to save Billy, hey. -Let's get you out of there."
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"First, I need the truth."
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"First though maybe let Billy out?"
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"Billy was telling the truth about me. I feed on chaos."
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"I can usually keep it under control,"
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"but things got out of hand on my last planet."
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"There was a plate spinners convention"
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"double-booked with an Acme exploding plates convention."
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"It was pure chaos."
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"I accidentally took in too much and blacked out."
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"When I woke up, the whole planet was gone."
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"It was a total chaos-trophe."
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"I knew if my secret got out, you would not want me on Farzar."
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"I'll just get back to the ship and find a new planet to hide out on."
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"Uh, Billy still in here, BTWs."
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"Wait, I don't care what you've done."
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"You're my pet, and you're part of the team."
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"A little bit of chaos doesn't seem to hurt anything."
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"Like when you made me eat shit this morning. No biggie."
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"Just promise not to do a chaos-trophe on Farzar."
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"You have my word."
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"Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt,"
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"but Billy want to say goodbye,"
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"'cause he is dying in three seconds."
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"[calming music playing]"
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"Funny smoke smell like Billy's skunk tail."
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"Make Billy feel, like, "Whatever, man.""
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"I guess this is a chill cube."
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"But if they shipped me a chill cube,"
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"who got the kill cube?"
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"Man, this ain't no fucking chill cube!"
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"Your drug problem is out of hand. I got an audition in 20 minutes."
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"It was worth it."
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"At least Pudchugger Day is over."
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"I know how sad you are that you missed it,"
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"so I passed a royal decree"
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"and officially moved Pudchugger's Day to today!"
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"[laughs]"
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"[trilling]"
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"[screams]"
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"[narrator] The Czar was in store for many things awful,"
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"like turning his ball sack into a hot, crispy waffle."
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"It was a depraved and painful marathon lay."
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"In other words, the perfect St. Pudchugger's Day."
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"See? Billy impressions are good, yes?"
Farzar
"Uh, I don't think so."
Farzar
"You're not really Spon-zaneous material."
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"Who reads a fucking book at an improv audition?"
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"Actually, Bazarack, Billy's in, you're out."
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"You gotta be fucking kidding me! You're all a bunch of…"
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"Fuck you, Billy!"
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"[adventurous music playing]"
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