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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy! (S01E01)

"Look, I get it, Greg is your Jacob,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's only the greatest love story"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If not for you, then for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Why? - I need this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My marriage is like The Walking Dead, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I was working hard at a New York job ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Making dough but it made me blue ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But that's not why I'm here ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's a sexist term."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can you guys stop singing for just a second?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(phone chimes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He has texted you six times already today."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, because he is my friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Really? Let me see."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, Joshy, do you need, um, glasses?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because the door is right over there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Except for Caitlyn, who is a national hero."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Rebecca exhales)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, he is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"wine and dine him over the weekend"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Putty in our hands."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh. - Are you okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Never felt better. Uh-huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on this case."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whimpers)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(breathing deeply)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, no, no, no, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Huh? Gotcha there, bottle."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's nice to... feel appreciated."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"dancing in the morning dew."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are we, by chance, going to the same meeting?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to bring you into the Whitefeather family."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, crap."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, that's ridiculous. Vodka doesn't smell."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Please don't take me off the case,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because if you take me off the case,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that means I have to think thoughts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Such a good tip."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got back with Calvin's fancy coffee"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(turns on TV)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What do you know?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Man..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There is nothing sexy about depression, Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's very picky, dude."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You bought the kind you put in food,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're supposed to be a team"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Tell it to me straight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, look at me, I'm falling apart here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll be okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"how about you see a doctor first?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sounds like you're feeling out of control."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's delve into your childhood."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I was afraid you'd say that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Exactly. Numb as they come."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My method would be to do some digging"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and figure out what's really going on inside your mind."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So that's great, but I need to be better by Monday."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, where is your rest room?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but bald eagles aren't bald at all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got it at the gas station,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but in the ten-dollar bin."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"some of the Arizona wines."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Blend those with a smooth Camembert..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm! Heaven."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- don't skip a thing, go. - DARRYL: Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? Calvin, you're the guest,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Phoenix? - Tucson."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ten years of bliss..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and then she died."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clears throat)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You should take whatever you want."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just take and grab."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, let's see..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"pink pill with the number 55 on it..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes! ADD medication."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You have been rejected."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's reality. Deal with it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“Eat me, Rebecca”?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She took it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What is this, 1997?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"before I even start."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"say it's the best little jazz boîte"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Would you and your husband"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so I've been up all night and I hung the fish,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"painted the walls, put up the mural,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"who's crazy now?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I never said you were crazy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's a derogatory term"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How's that working for you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You got any downers?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, that's bad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because I can't get work done right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's the most fantastic-iest idea."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(both laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I haven't even finished sorting the screws."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so after I'm there for a while, I have to pull out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Which is such a pain, 'cause it feels so great"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and see what else she has lying around. Hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I wonder what she has in there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whoa... (squealing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I'm going."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, yeah, all right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is called The Chimney."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I live for perks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Scott does."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"His barbershop quartet goes to places"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ He's got premiere access to me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ My whole life ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ On his lips, a blended scotch ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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