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Clips from King of the Hill - Ho, Yeah! (S05E05)

"My mom and I haven't talked since I dropped out of school."
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"Your mother drove a Corvette?"
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"Chevette."
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"I make learning fun, incredibly fun."
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"Well, that's why I moved here from Oklahoma City."
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"I just wanted to start over, you know, maybe get my GED."
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"Dang, I'm thirsty. Hey, Pierre!"
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"How about a couple of Diet Cokes?"
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"The notion of taking it out was mine."
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"So, Luanne, you go to community college?"
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"That is awesome. I am totally impressed."
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"I've never even finished a whole book."
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"Well, that's just because you've never had the right tutor."
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"If Helen Keller can graduate from college..."
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"you can certainly get your GED."
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"Your learning adventure begins tomorrow after work, at your place."
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"If you have cats, please vacuum."
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"M'! Mace?"
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"Actually, I kind of got kicked out of my apartment last night."
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"So I'm living out of the car. But we can meet at Starbucks."
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"[Pager beeping]"
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"Could I use the phone in your bedroom?"
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"Hank, we are not letting Tammi sleep in her car."
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"It took me two years to get this one out of there."
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"Hank and I just discussed it."
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"And I insist that you stay with us until you find a new place."
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"You guys are the raddest."
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"so I'd better take scratch-and-ding inventory now."
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"That Tammi's quite a dish."
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"Frankly though, I think my Nancy has a nicer can."
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"Hank, do you think Nancy has a nicer can than Tammi's can?"
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"My wife's can vis-é-vis your wife's friend's can?"
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"Stop it, Dale."
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"That pager never stops beeping."
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"How do my girls look, Hank?"
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"Oh, another friend."
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"I'm sorry. I thought I was your friend. Who is this other friend?"
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"You know, passing through town on business."
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"Hey. Long time no see."
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"$100 a throw, up front, like always."
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"I know a place where we can park."
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"Boy, Peggy. I don't know."
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"And Tammi is good people."
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"She took the best piece of ham."
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"Hey, everybody. I'm home."
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"I thought you were going out with your other friend."
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"That's odd. Why would he--"
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"I mean, you guys have been so amazing to me."
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"It's the least I can do, you know, for using your phone and chowing your food."
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"- It's full. - Well, top it off."
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"You know, Tammi, I run a private propane-tutorial retreat..."
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"up at my lake house."
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"Thanks, Buck. But..."
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"I'm pretty booked up this weekend."
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"Boy. I had her all wrong."
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"It takes a lot of character to stand up to Buck when he turns on that charm."
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"Oh, Hank. Tammi's got more sense than to go after a married man."
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"Poor kid. She's probably very lonely and it doesn't help that we're waving..."
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"our happy marriage in her face all the time."
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"Hey, why don't I introduce Tammi to some of the single guys on my route?"
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"She is gonna make someone a great wife."
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"Her dates never last more than an hour."
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"Howdy, Hank. Well, who's this?"
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"HANK: This is Tammi Duvall."
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"Oh!"
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"Cool. Nice to meet you."
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"Well, I'm gonna go check the tanks."
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"Fine, fine. So..."
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"I think I also better check the gaskets."
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"Now, here is the first book you're going to finish."
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""Congo, by Michael Crichton.""
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"This is the kind of book people read on planes."
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"Now, that would look hot on you."
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"Why not? You've sure got the legs. You ought to show them off."
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"That dress is pretty rad."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Them's the keys to my Cadillac car."
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"I know."
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"Have fun at the swap meet."
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"I hope you cleaned the bed liner in your truck."
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"Well, I'll be god-danged."
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"- Vegas? - No."
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"- Reno? - No."
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"Oh, right. Yeah."
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"Well, hold on. I'll go get her."
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"I think I would have remembered you."
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"Dad, please don't bring us back another Japanese skull."
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"It's just gonna gather dust."
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"He says he's got a date with you. What's that about?"
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"Hank, you introduced us."
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"But I thought you were going out with Lane Pratley tonight."
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"After my date with Miles."
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"That's the way dating used to be, back in my mom's day."
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"This is a little present for you..."
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"because you are so rad."
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"And this is next week's rent in advance."
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"And..."
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"I have one more surprise for y'all."
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"- Peggy, you ready? - As always."
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"Presenting the new, improved..."
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"Peggy Hill."
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"Whoa!"
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"What? You don't like it."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do."
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"You look hot."
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"Okay, everybody, I gotta fly. Peace out."
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"I kind of like it."
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"Well, we look like a couple of movie stars."
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"We sure do, baby."
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"Yup."
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"Me, too."
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"Yeah, man. That dang thing is a smooth little hat, man."
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"I've got to wear it around to break in the felt."
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"Look, Bill, you're a great guy. But I've set her up with..."
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"some of the most prominent men in Arlen."
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"And none of them has been good enough..."
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"for her to date exclusively. She's very selective."
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"Reverend Stroup."
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"Hank."
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"Give me the money."
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