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Clips from King of the Hill - Ho, Yeah! (S05E05)

"MAN: Yahoo!"
King of the Hill
"TAMMI: Yo, dude."
King of the Hill
"I might have messed something else up."
King of the Hill
"Peggy, this is our new customer-service associate, Tammi."
King of the Hill
"You know, if you've got no one else to have lunch with..."
King of the Hill
"I'll go with you."
King of the Hill
"Oh, no, I'm just trying to think if there's anything else I need to do."
King of the Hill
"Well, shall we?"
King of the Hill
"Get out. You talk French?"
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"That is so slamming."
King of the Hill
"Your parents must be psyched."
King of the Hill
"I could be queen of Egypt and my mother wouldn't give a hoot."
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"You would not have dropped out of school on Peggy Hill's watch."
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"Pierre? Well, look who's talking French now."
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"and see those pyramids."
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""Could" you or "can" you? You may."
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"Let's give her the den until she gets back on her feet."
King of the Hill
"Not my den. No way."
King of the Hill
"Yes. But Boomhauer is a family friend."
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"Tammi!"
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"This calls for a celebration. I'm staying up till 11:00."
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"My dad's taking the truck to a swap meet this weekend..."
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"[Car horn honking]"
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"It's bad enough I have to live with her now."
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"Running around the house in those miniskirts."
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"And I've had it up to here with her coming in all hours of the night."
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"I wouldn't know."
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"I'm just going to hang out with a friend."
King of the Hill
"He's an old bud from Oklahoma City."
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"Definitely. Definitely next time."
King of the Hill
"You still charging your Oklahoma City rate?"
King of the Hill
"I'm beginning to suspect that Tammi is a, well..."
King of the Hill
"a freeloader."
King of the Hill
"If there is one thing I know, Hank, it is people."
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"DALE: See you."
King of the Hill
"I was saving that for Ladybird."
King of the Hill
"He was just in town for the hour."
King of the Hill
"Hank, before I forget, this is for you. it's $50."
King of the Hill
"That makes the score, Peggy Hill: one, and people who doubt Peggy Hill: zero."
King of the Hill
"Yeah. That bottom paper tray needs to be filled."
King of the Hill
"If you got a thirst for knowledge and margaritas, I'm free this weekend."
King of the Hill
"Most weekends actually."
King of the Hill
"Donna, get in here."
King of the Hill
"Maybe she'll meet a nice fellow to settle down with."
King of the Hill
"Lane Pratley of Pratley Cadillac Hyundai."
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""Official GED Practice Tests. ""
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"Do you really think I can pass?"
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"People who haven't even graduated from high school can do this."
King of the Hill
"Oh, no. I could never wear something that bold."
King of the Hill
"believe me, honey, you are gonna be stopping cars."
King of the Hill
"Hey, Dad."
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"is the wife allowed in my Cadillac car."
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"Unless she's in a bag in the trunk."
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"I don't want no dirt on Hitler's canoe."
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"[Doorbell rings]"
King of the Hill
"- Do I know you? - I don't think so."
King of the Hill
"Hey, Mr. Burton. Is everything okay with your tanks?"
King of the Hill
"I safety-checked them this afternoon."
King of the Hill
"The tanks are fine. I'm just here for, you know..."
King of the Hill
"- The Philippines? - No."
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"Bangkok?"
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"Don't be so sure, sweet cheeks."
King of the Hill
"I've been known to give a girl amnesia."
King of the Hill
"Oh. I see."
King of the Hill
"Nothing wrong with having lots of different suitors."
King of the Hill
"I wonder what she got me."
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"Yup."
King of the Hill
"I am jealous of that hat."
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"do you think I'd have a shot with Tammi?"
King of the Hill
"I mean it."
King of the Hill
"Give her the money, friend. I'm not gonna ask you twice."
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"Yeah, we're cool. Now, beat it."
King of the Hill
"Hank, man, you are the bomb."
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"Dude, check out the feet on the one on the left."
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"You're a teacher?"
King of the Hill
"What? ls there a dress code for teachers now?"
King of the Hill
"Man, don't be giving me no nut roll. I ain't no chili pimp."
King of the Hill
"[Screams]"
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"Or you're gonna be my ho. You dig?"
King of the Hill
"Is this true?"
King of the Hill
"[Gasps]"
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"MIKE: Goodbye, Mrs. Hill!"
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"No. I wanted to go straight so bad."
King of the Hill
"[Pager beeping]"
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"[Grunts angrily]"
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"you'd be the coolest, nicest..."
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"Alabaster!"
King of the Hill
"Hank, quick. Turn there."
King of the Hill
"What are you doing?"
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"[Sighs in relief]"
King of the Hill
"[Tires screeching]"
King of the Hill
"- Let me out. - Tammi, no."
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"than anyone ever has."
King of the Hill
"You stay here."
King of the Hill
"Hank, don't. Alabaster's a little guy, but he'll mess you up."
King of the Hill
"No offense, but he's from Oklahoma."
King of the Hill
"All right, man, get out of that jalopy and let's talk some business."
King of the Hill
"So, you ready to give me my ho back?"
King of the Hill
"She's not going anywhere, chump. But I am a fair businessman."
King of the Hill
"HANK: Alabaster!"
King of the Hill
"Sir, I am very sorry we shorted you on your propane delivery."
King of the Hill
"Even though this was the new gal's mistake..."
King of the Hill
"I'll be noting it on my own record as well. I'll be right out there."
King of the Hill
"Sorry, I can't take you to lunch today."
King of the Hill
"That new gal Buck hired? Well, long story short..."
King of the Hill
"This dude called. And he was talking so fast."
King of the Hill
"Propane this, something gas that. I was, like, whoa."
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"Dang. I am such a spaz."
King of the Hill
"You know, you look a lot like the last girl Buck hired."
King of the Hill
"Of course she's dead now."
King of the Hill
"We'll have lunch another time. Maybe tonight."
King of the Hill
"I'll get my hair spray."
King of the Hill
"What do you order here? This menu is totally wack."
King of the Hill
"Personally, I like the La Crépe Suzette."
King of the Hill
"[Speaking Spanish]"
King of the Hill
"Actually, I am a substitute espafialteacher."
King of the Hill
"Well, when you think about it, I suppose it is slamming."
King of the Hill
"No."
King of the Hill
"Wow."
King of the Hill
"I really know that trip."
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