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Clips from American Dad! - Meter Made (S03E03)

"Once, I had it all. Power, money, respect."
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"Oh, God. Let me out of the trunk."
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"Shut up. You're interrupting my inner monologue. Where was I?"
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"And now I'm a nobody again..."
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"God, the world today, it's gone crazy. Oh, this is yesterday's paper."
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"- Coffee Pal, you've done it again. - You can't go out dressed like that."
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"Can we just cut to the key yelling points?"
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"I didn't raise a hussy."
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"Yeah, we're done."
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"God."
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"Just think, in two weeks, you'll have drunken strangers..."
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"Stan, Francine. I didn't know you ate at restaurants."
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"Of White Used Cars. Remember, you'll never get robbed by a White guy."
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"Listen, we'd ask you to join us, but you probably would."
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"Hi, I'm Jonathan. I'll be peeing on your feet this evening."
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"You're right. It is oddly clunky and expositional."
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"I mean, I know you're my sister, so who am I saying it for? Weird."
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"Anyway, it wasn't just the restaurant or the Parade of Homes."
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"...with somebody who was, well, a somebody."
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"Are you enjoying being three years younger than me?"
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"- This is humiliating. - Relax, Stan. Nothing's gonna happen."
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"Stan Smith, I sentence you to two weeks of community service..."
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"At least we'll get through this together. Right, Francine?"
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"Hey, there are worse things than being laughed at."
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"And in that uniform, all those things will happen to you."
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"Because I'd want to tell all my friends to be on the lookout for a cool guy."
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"- What did you say? - Nothing."
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"The lines I drew serve their purpose."
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"Though, it's the lines I didn't draw that haunt me."
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"Really? You're leaving. I'm not thinking about it. Sure feels over."
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"And you empty it. You got it?"
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"...juggling power and justice like they were damn chain saws."
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"Oh, thank you. Thank you."
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"- Man, he was really afraid of you. - It's called respect, cupcake."
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"It comes with the uniform."
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"That is unless the meeting is about including the Smith house..."
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"No. I just realized you're blackmailing me."
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"We'd like to be seated."
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"Green Bonneville, isn't it? Nice car."
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"Be a shame if you were to wake up one day..."
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"You're with a meter maid now. And everything is on the house."
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"Francine finally had what she wanted."
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"She was married to a somebody."
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"The appetite of a good-life elephant."
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"Does that make sense? It doesn 't need to. I was a meter maid."
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"I think it looks okay."
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"City streets."
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"I want our house painted. By Belmonpau."
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"Oh, please, sir, if I have to pay that ticket you're writing..."
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"You've lived long enough."
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"And I don't paint houses for free, man."
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"That's right."
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"And tell all your friends Belmonpau is looking for some weed."
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"If you disagree with my lending policies..."
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"Somebody. Somebody. Somebody."
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"Rise and shine, meter man."
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"Thanks again for getting the house painted."
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"Yes. I've decided you should go buy yourself a Jacuzzi."
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"Well, I guess it's back to squinting really hard till stuff looks like boobs."
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"If you were a liar, you might say you were enjoying your coffee."
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"Maybe drink from an imaginary cup."
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"Well, I guess gas is so cheap these days..."
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"I know it couldn't possibly be you. But Smith, I'm onto you."
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"This couch is upholstered in cheetah..."
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"Dump it. Dump it all."
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"Left my badge in the car."
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"What? Why? Nobody saw."
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"I'm so sorry, Francine."
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"Wait. I'm not a suspect in the missing-quarters case?"
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"Some folks might not respect that anymore..."
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"Unless he's a liar, which you aren't. If you hear anything, let us know."
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"I was a real somebody."
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"Ah, yes. I was a real somebody. But I squandered that life away."
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"I'm gonna die. I am going to die."
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"It all started 12 days ago."
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""Pumpkin Amaretto Cream"?"
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"Don't worry, I'll be taking it off at Art class..."
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"...where I'll be posing nude."
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"- You'll do nothing of the sort. - I'm late."
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"Fine. I forbid it. Not while you're under my roof."
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"My right as a woman. Nudity empowers me."
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"There's nothing sinful about the female form. We done?"
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"They're coming."
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"...walking through your house and judging you."
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"Just like my mom's boyfriends when I was growing up."
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"You sure do."
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"I'm gonna get the shrimp. Something shrimp."
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"Stan, this place is so fancy."
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"We don't have a reservation but my husband is Chuck White."
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"But of course. Give the esteemed used-car salesman our finest table."
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"So mean."
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"Hi, we don't have a reservation but I'm Stan Smith of the CIA."
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"The CIA? Why didn't you say so? Right this way."
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"Someone will be right with you."
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"Oh, we're so glad to have you, Hayley. I know it's not easy to pose nude."
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"Maybe for some people, but I am a proud and evolved woman."
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"And I have nothing to be ashamed of."
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"Madam, please uncover yourself."
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"Does anyone have more Areola Pink? I only have one tube."
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"Sea gulls. Francine, this time they could drive."
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"What? I've never called you "sis" before?"
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"It's just everything."
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"I mean, I love Stan. But I don't know."
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"So, what's going on with you, sis?"
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"You should have heard Francine on the phone."
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"She thinks she married a nobody."
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"I appreciate you saying that, bro."
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"I don't care how they say it in New Glarence, Wisconsin..."
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"Then maybe we should just stay estranged..."
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"...until you can find a dramatic enough reason..."
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"...to show up on my doorstep unannounced."
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"No, wait. That's my car."
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"Here I am. Sir, I'm not in a good place right now."
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"- Sorry. I already started. - Well, then tear it up."
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"- I can't do that. - Yes, you can."
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"Paper is weak and you are strong."
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"Come on. You can't give me a ticket. You just can't."
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"- Please, stop. - Sorry. I already started."
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"Punching a meter maid. It's like punching a fat person."
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"No one cares."
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