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Clips from Rick and Morty - Rest and Ricklaxation (S03E03)

"[ Exhaling ] He--"
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"[ Coughs ]"
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"There's a plasma shard in the Abadango Cluster."
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"A princess has it. If I get it, I'll be awesome."
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"We've been going non-stop, Rick. It's not healthy."
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"You know, these are my teenage years."
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"[ Steering wheel rattles ] They're on our tail!"
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"Fuck [ Sobs ]"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"Oh, FUCK!"
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"Ahh! Ahh!"
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"[ Sobs, screams ]"
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"Look at this shit. Why do you keep doing this to us?!"
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"I don't know, Morty."
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"I-I-I-I don't -- I don't know!"
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"[ Wails ]"
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"We need a vacation."
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"♪♪"
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"[ Relaxing music plays ]"
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"These things are just doing what they do in the wild --"
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"[ Clears throat ]"
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"That's what you do. Okay, Rick, come on. Enough."
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"[ Gurgling ]"
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"Ri-Rick... [ Normal voice ] Morty!"
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"We blew up, idiot! Are you really that stupid?"
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"[ Roaring ]"
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"But this might do it."
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"Run, Morty! E-Everything hurts!"
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"I control the universe! Why am I bragging about that?"
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"I have nothing to prove."
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"The machine didn't blow up. It worked normally."
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"It removed our toxins."
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"We're the toxins. [ Screams ]"
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"We're what got removed!!"
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"I hope you both found that detox sufficiently relaxing."
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"[ Clears throat ] It's all good."
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"It's nice of you to let me off the hook."
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"Do you think if God existed he could do it?"
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"Yes, Rick. I-I agree, Rick."
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"[ Electricity crackles ] While you were flapping your parasitic turd holster,"
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"I discovered the toxic equivalent of electricity, Morty."
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"So true."
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"You don't know or y'all just bored?"
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"wouldn't the common denominator be [chuckles] you?"
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"[ Laughter ] Damn, Morty. That's hilarious."
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"Normally I would come down on any kind of disruption,"
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"but it seems to represent a positive change"
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"Girl: Oh, yeah! [ Bell rings ]"
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"I did it, Morty! I knew you could."
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"[ Song stops ] You might have all these idiots fooled,"
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"but I know you're still the same pathetic loser"
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"I don't know about all that."
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"I hate to bug you with this,"
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"but after our morning hike I started receiving very faint,"
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"[ Demonic whooshing, screams ]"
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"Gunk Rick: [ Echoing ] Hey, asshole! Gunk Morty: Oh, man!"
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"Morty, what if the toxic parts of us have their own identities,"
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"and devised a way to reach out to us?"
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"[ Smacks lips ] Lot. O. Pain."
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"If I had known it worked this way, I wouldn't have detoxed."
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"Well, I would have because I was toxic."
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"God, I am so excited to finally have dinner with you."
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"I-I-I wish you'd shut up, though."
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"You have to do this detox thing I did."
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"It's an alien spa, you go through it,"
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"[ Imitates lasers ] ...sucks everything out."
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"I mean, it just... [ Makes suction noises ]"
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"Oh, my God! I can't believe this."
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"I have a...thing, and..."
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"That's more rude than the truth."
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"Look, I'm sorry, Morty. I just don't think --"
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"We're gonna ride it all night lonnngg!"
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"I'll -- I'll get the next round, sir."
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"Then I'd like to stay."
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"See? They're living in pain."
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"They are pain, you know?"
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"Morty, do the healthy thing and voluntarily retoxify yourself."
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"Is it wrong if I think this is kind of hot?"
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"I need to hear our safe word, Morty."
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"Sea Cucumber! Sea Cucumber!"
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"What are you doing? I'll do anything for you, Morty."
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"He's right behind me, isn't he?"
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"You said we were merging. I lied, dumbass! I lie about everything!"
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"-[ Groans ] -Kill him, Rick!"
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"All right, you asked for it."
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"[ Whirs ] Assessing threat to groin."
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"That...is my groin's user."
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"than he ever did."
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"Okay, okay, take it easy. Don't do it."
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"Oh, no. You see the bad man in front of you?"
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"[ Screams, moans ]"
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"[ Screams ] Ahh!"
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"[ Roars ]"
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"We can resolve [panting] our issues."
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"like I had to do!"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Dads?"
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"All right, fuck this. Time for plan B --"
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"Screw that, Rick. We got to stop him."
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"but it's not our place, you know,"
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"to pick and choose which world gets saved from what apocalypse."
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"Obviously my version of health"
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"between healthy and sick for everything that goes through it?"
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"It can't."
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"It must be by the individual's own definition of toxicity."
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"Gunk Rick: This "Moon Tower," Morty,"
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"for the a[burps]mplification and beaming of toxic energies."
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"Are you excited about that, Morty?"
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"God is a lie! We made him up for money!"
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"Santa Claus isn't real."
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"You were all mistakes! [ Groans ]"
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"Put your fucking hands in the air."
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"That bullet is laced with an encrypted nanobotic virus"
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"You think I give a shit?"
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"the decryption key that neutralizes the virus."
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"Jesus Christ, it hurts. Relax, quit your bitching."
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"Y-You got to have a sense of humor about these things."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"[ Bells chime ]"
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"Part of me wanted to, Toxic Morty."
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