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Clips from South Park - Red Hot Catholic Love (S06E06)

"This is ridiculous."
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"Having to sit out here waiting to find out"
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"if our priest molested our kids!"
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"Yeah, what has Catholicism come to, anyway?"
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"All the horrible things they've done to kids."
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"I think I'm going to become an atheist!"
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"Let's all be atheists!"
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"Yeah!"
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"If there was a god,"
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"why would he let our kids be molested in the first place?"
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"Yeah, let's kill God, yeah!"
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"- Well, let's just be atheists. - Same thing."
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"What would a priest want to stick up my butt?"
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"Goodbye!"
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"Ugh, nobody's going to tell us!"
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"This is going to drive me insane!"
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"Calm down, Tweek, there has to be a rational explanation."
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"Oh, dude, I think I might have it."
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"If you eat food, you crap out your butt, right?"
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"Yeah..."
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"If you eat food and crap out your butt,"
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"then maybe if you stuck food in your butt,"
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"you could crap out your mouth."
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"Hmm?"
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"Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said!"
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"This week."
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"Food goes in the mouth, comes out the butt"
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"That's not dumb, that's genius."
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"- It wouldn't work! - Have you ever tried it?"
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"I don't need to, it wouldn't work!"
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"I'll bet you 20 bucks it'll work!"
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"- You're on, fat boy! - Okay, let's go, Jew!"
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"- Stan, you're an atheist now! - You too, Tweek!"
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"Down with God!"
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"I'm a what?"
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"Uh-huh. That's right!"
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"I don't know how it has been for all of you,"
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"but attendance at my church in Fort Rollins is down 63%."
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"I'm down almost 70 in Greenleaf."
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"Yes, I'm afraid if things keep going the way they are,"
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"we could lose our entire religion!"
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"Yes, we've got to stop these boys from going to the public!"
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"They've got to know to keep their mouths shut."
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"Yup! Uh-huh! Right!"
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"Right, and so-- Wait a minute, what?"
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"Yes, but we've got to find out why these children"
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"are suddenly finding it necessary to report"
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"that they're being molested."
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"- Stop the problem at its source. - Yes, but how?"
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"Whoa, whoa, hold on a second."
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"The problem is that children are being molested,"
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"not that they're reporting it."
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"No, I mean, I never molested any of the children in my church!"
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"It's okay, Father Maxi, we're all priests here,"
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"the doors are closed."
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"For the love of God!"
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"Are you all saying that you have engaged in"
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"inappropriate relations with your altar boys?"
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"We are here to bring the light of God,"
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"not harm the innocent!"
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"Ha, ha! Ha, ha! Ha, ha!"
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"I'm serious!"
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"Father, having sex with boys is part of the Catholic priest's way of life."
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"Yeah."
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"Dear God, this problem is much more severe"
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"than I could have possibly imagined."
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"I have to go to the Vatican and get help!"
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"Hghnn... hghh..."
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"- Well, Cartman? - Hold on!"
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"Cartman shoved food up his ass"
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"Oh."
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"Ugnh... hgnnnh..."
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"Well go on, smart-ass, and do it!"
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"I'm doing it a'ready!"
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"You've had five, dude!"
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"I can't do it with you guys watching."
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"No, because you'll just crap out your butt"
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"and then say it came out your mouth!"
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"Do you really think I'd be that deceitful, you guys?"
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"Oh Goddammit, you guys, I'm so seriously..."
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"Get the fuck out of here!"
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"Yes! Yes, I did it!"
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"I crapped out my mouth!"
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"# I crapped out my mouth #"
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"You owe me 20 bucks, dickface!"
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"There you go... uh... gratsie."
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"Wow, I'm actually here!"
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"Vatican City!"
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"Your holiness, this is Father Maxi from America,"
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"he has brought this all to our attention."
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"Your holiness."
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"Rhohhh..."
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"In dominus reo."
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"Cardinals, bishops and priests."
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"An American priest by the name of Maxi"
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"has brought to our attention the most troubling of news."
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"All over his country, there are reports"
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"of children being molested by men of the church."
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"If things continue this way,"
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"we'll never be able to have sex with young boys again!"
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"That's right-- Wait, what?!"
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"to make love to our boys."
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"In Morocco, they have arrested five of my priests."
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"It's only a matter of time before they get the rest of us!"
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"Father Maxi, what do you suggest we do"
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"to not get caught?"
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""Not get caught"?! No!"
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"I think what we should do is not have sex with boys!"
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"Rumble, rumble. Rumble, rumble."
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"It is not written anywhere in the holy document of Vatican law"
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"that sex with the boys is wrong."
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"Maybe we need to change the holy document of Vatican law."
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"Speaking on behalf of the British Catholics,"
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"it is obvious the priest doesn't realize"
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"that the holy document of Vatican law cannot be changed!"
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"Yeah! True! That's right!"
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"Yes, and speaking on behalf of the Gelgamek Catholics,"
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"I believe we should move on to other solutions to this problem."
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"Rumble! Rumble! Yeah!"
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"Gelgameks?!"
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