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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Dearly Deported (S15E15)

"Is it gonna be a long trip, Dad?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Especially since we're gonna do it to the wrong stock footage."
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"(goat bleats) This place looks pretty rough."
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"Yeah, this is it."
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"Santa Terrible."
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"What in the Mind of Mencia are you doing here?"
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"(gasps) My babies!"
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"so we've brought them to you."
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"Mom, we can't just leave them here."
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"This is no place for Isabella to raise a family."
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"I didn't want you to have to raise those babies yourself."
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"leave this family here."
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"Well, no one's better at smuggling than El Chapo."
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"Maybe he can help us."
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"It's easy."
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"All you got to do is say "dyed black eyebrows""
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"Can I help you?"
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"Peter Gallagher?"
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"Maybe I can help."
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"Mark Cuban?"
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"Oh, we're getting all the wrong eyebrow guys."
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"But you could be arrested."
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"I realize that, but you have just as much right"
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"All right, what if we..."
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"What about Quagmire?"
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"He could probably get his hands on a plane."
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""Actually"?"
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"And Quagmire owes me a favor anyway, remember?"
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"Last time he went out of town, I sat on his eggs for him."
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"LOIS: Peter, it's time for lunch."
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"Sorry, Lois, can't leave the eggs till Quagmire gets back."
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"Please say you got the onion bun..."
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"We're having sloppy joes."
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"(gasps) Mongoose!"
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"is gonna say a lot of stuff to you,"
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"and it's all gonna be disgusting."
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"Hey, you must be Isabella."
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"And then I got on my plane."
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"(chuckles) All right."
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"MAN: Hold it right there!"
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"Uh-oh. Somebody's coming."
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"N-Now, hold on, hold on."
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"I put my business card in a fishbowl at an El Torito."
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"This could be about that."
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"Policía!"
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"Put your hands up!"
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"Is this about the raffle for the free lunch?"
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"Does it have to be during the week, because I..."
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"Wait a second, are we being arrested?"
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"We've done nothing wrong."
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"We're taking your plane."
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"And, Javier, get their keys and take their SUV."
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"No, Peter, that's the wrong racial slur."
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"No, I know, I was just thinking about Snooki."
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"(hawk screeches)"
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"Boy, I can't believe there'd be corrupt cops in Mexico."
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"Yeah, Donald Trump was right:"
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"his daughter is a hot piece of ass."
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"Uh, you guys, don't panic,"
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"but there's a couple of coyotes over there."
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"Oh, like Coyote Ugly with Piper Perabo."
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"Peh-- i-is that it?"
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"Peh-Peh-ree-- Peh-ree-bow?"
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"Peh-Pera-- Pera-Pera-boo?"
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"Pera-boo? Say it with me."
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"Per-Per-a-bow."
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"It's weird, but you remember."
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"You know? I guess..."
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"Do you think she's set for life?"
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"Peter, we're about to die!"
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"No, my babies!"
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"You leave them alone!"
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"Ah! Chris!"
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"(groaning)"
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"You guys, I've been bit!"
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"And it got away with my friendship bracelet."
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"You are a boy."
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"Chris, you saved my babies."
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"I know, but, wow,"
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"did you see how Chris took care of those kids?"
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"Up till now, the only thing he could take care of"
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"Name? Uh, Peter Griffin."
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"for his vehicular manslaughter."
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"What? No."
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"I'm a good boy!"
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"Chris is injured,"
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"and we're completely out of food and water. I know."
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"I'm so thirsty, I'd be willing to drink anyone's pee."
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"You know, I just wanted to do the right thing,"
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"How did you find us?"
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"Babies' earring have chip."
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"Oh, well, this is great."
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"Can you help us get to the border?"
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"Oh, you already in United States."
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"What?"
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"S-So, wait, so we walked right across the border"
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"and didn't even know it?"
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"That is a problem."
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"I mean, politics aside, we can all agree,"
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"that is a problem."
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"Thanks for the ride, Consuela."
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"And thanks for talking us on that little detour to Dollywood."
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"Yep, totally worth the extra two days."
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"Look, Chris, I owe you an apology."
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"I didn't believe in you."
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"I was wrong to say you couldn't handle the responsibility"
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"Y-You risked your life for those babies."
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"Because you care about them,"
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"And if you want to continue to date her"
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"and be a part of those kids' lives,"
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"I'd be just fine with that."
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"Are you kidding? Screw that."
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"Looking after babies is a nightmare."
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"Oh, you have no idea."
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"You know how many times I had you kids in the oven,"
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"just daring myself to turn it on?"
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"Well, thanks for trusting me to figure it out for myself."
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"I love you, Mom."
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"But I think I realized my mom was right."
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"I'm too young to be taking on this much responsibility."
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