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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Dearly Deported (S15E15)

"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
Family Guy(1999)
"Happy anniversary, Lois."
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"Just eat this Starburst."
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"So juicy! (thud)"
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"If I give you something, it's acid."
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"Hey!"
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"Hey, idiot,"
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"Sure, just let me do an awkward, extremely"
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"(exhales): Hey, what's up?"
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"Thank you so much."
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"I'm Isabella."
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"but it was nice to meet you, Chris."
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"Enjoy the boobs of your morning."
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"I'm looking for a Peter Ferrari."
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"They were soaking."
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"Sir, I can't park this."
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"Told you."
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"you'd maybe want to go out with me sometime."
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"but I don't think you'd want to go out with me."
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""Lemon Pledge," "No, no." All that stuff."
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"Lemon Pledge, no, no."
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"But wait, Isabella,"
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"Wow, that's really sweet, Chris."
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"since our trip to Philadelphia."
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"(slurping)"
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"I saw Lady and the Tramp, so I asked if we could"
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"Oh, I love that movie."
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"(speaking Korean)"
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"Hey, Chris. Where are you off to?"
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"(chuckles): Hey, Bri... Yup, I heard you."
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"She's talking about her kids, Chris."
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"Well, I guess you two have fun."
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"Okay, bye."
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"Is everything okay?"
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"There's got to be something we can do."
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"No, no."
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"The whole reason I left Mexico"
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"but... (grunting)"
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"But I can't ask you to take care of my children."
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"You're a wonderful man, Chris Griffin."
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"and I'm gonna call you "Two.""
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"She got deported this morning."
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"I don't know, I've seen her take care of them."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"He bought a breast-feeding book."
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"before he opened his slut legs."
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"No, Peter, that's not..."
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"Anyway, we got to call Child Services."
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"for the rest of his life."
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"That'll be $500."
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"Yay, we're jar people!"
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"(babies crying) STEWIE: What's this?"
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"Isabella no can come back."
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"Stuck in Mexico."
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"What?!"
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"You got to take them."
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"Wow, she's like the Mexican David Blaine."
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"How are you gonna support two babies?"
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"spin the table, and remember, the clock is ticking backwards."
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"Congrats, you win."
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"Well, that's all the time we have."
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"Stop that!"
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"If Isabella can't get here to take her kids back,"
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"What? What do you mean?"
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"♪ Let's get those kids back to their mama. ♪"
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"(clap twice)"
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"No, not too bad."
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"Boy, what a trip."
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"Chris, are you sure this is Isabella's village?"
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"Look, there she is!"
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"Chris!"
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"Isabella, I missed you so much."
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"Look, Isabella, you shouldn't be separated from your children,"
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"We wish you all the best."
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"Say good-bye, Chris."
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"Oh, you're right, Chris."
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"How are you gonna get El Chapo to help?"
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"into the wind, and he appears."
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"Dyed black eyebrows."
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"Mrs. Griffin, you would take the risk"
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"to a decent life for your children as anyone else."
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"Now we just need a plan."
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"(gasps) Mongeese!"
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"I came as soon as I heard about you."
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"Aah!"
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"Ah, that stupid, fat guido."
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"(snarling)"
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"I guess that's the point."
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"We're his parents and we did nothing."
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"was my traffic tickets."
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"Peter Griffin's here to surrender"
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"Oh, this is awful."
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"Not-Not yours, Chris or Peter."
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"But, you know, you know, anyone."
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"but now we're all gonna die."
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"Did-Did you gals hear my pee thing?"
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"(vehicle approaches)"
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"We are?"
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"Right?"
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"Was I right, or was I right?"
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"of taking care of two kids."
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"I love you, too, sweetheart."
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"Isabella, being with you has been really great."
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"LOIS: Chris, time for dinner."
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"Yeah, I heard you."
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"LOIS: We're having sloppy joes."
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"We're having sloppy joes."
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"Uh, where's the slide?"
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"I think that may have just been acid."
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"My top came off on the slide."
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"I'm Chris."
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"Obviously, that's me."
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"There's diarrhea all over the front seat"
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"Is time to go."
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"Okay, you're on."
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"Here's my number."
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"Oh, boy, I haven't been this excited"
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"(speaking Korean)"
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"deeper than that, Lois."
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