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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Dearly Deported (S15E15)

"Look, I can see why you're concerned"
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"that Chris' girlfriend has kids,"
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"but he's happy, and she seems like she's into him."
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"Plus, she's... she's hot."
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"I bit my lip off."
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"HERBERT: It's not me. I'm in your closet."
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"Isabella."
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"Chris, I just wanted to say good-bye."
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"Wha-What do you mean?"
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"I found out that I'm going to be deported."
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"So, in other words, this could have waited"
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"till the morning?"
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"I didn't want to leave without saying good-bye."
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"But they can't send you away."
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"Unfortunately, there's not."
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"But don't worry, I'm planning on"
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"getting back into the country as soon as I can."
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"What are you gonna do,"
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"just leave the babies with Consuela?"
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"between housekeeping"
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"and being the new CEO of Yahoo."
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"Improve our original content?"
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"No, no."
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"We secondary e-mail people use"
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"to sign up for porn sites."
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"I guess I have no choice."
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"But I hate having to."
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"was to give them a better life."
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"Well, I could take them until you get back."
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"I mean, I'm no expert at this sort of thing,"
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"Wow, you're getting better at that."
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"Isabella, I want to do this."
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"Chris, stop."
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"You would really look after my kids for me?"
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"Of course I would."
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"Thank you. Gracias."
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"Don't worry, I'm gonna take good care of you."
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"I'm gonna call you "Juan,""
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"Good, he's been reading the book."
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"Uh, Dad, you're reading the paper upside down."
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"Chris, what are you doing with Isabella's babies?"
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"And why are you holding them that way?"
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"You'll hurt them. Where's Isabella?"
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"Deported? A-And she just left her babies with you?"
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"Well, just until she can come back."
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"Chris, are you crazy?"
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"What makes you think you can take care of two babies?"
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"You just shattered her world."
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"Shattered."
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"Absolutely not, Chris. I will not allow this."
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"Look, I made a promise to Isabella,"
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"and I'm gonna keep it."
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"Someone may want to pop in on him."
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"There's no way Chris is gonna be able to take care"
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"of two babies."
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"Well, maybe he should have thought of that"
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"Lois, if you do that, Chris will resent you"
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"Then what do you suggest we do?"
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"I say you let him try."
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"Trust me, one day of watching those kids,"
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"and he'll want them out of here."
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"Yes, taking care of kids is a 24-hour job."
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"Like when I worked at that all-night diner"
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"from that painting."
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"They kicked me out of the war for kissing a guy."
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"so I got you all-organic, non-GMO, no-hormone food."
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"Ah, well, sorry, kids."
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"Looks like we're gonna go to Jersey Mike's"
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"and hope that future science will save us."
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"ANNOUNCER: Jersey Mike's."
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"Hey, guys, how about a little TV?"
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"We can watch a baby thing together."
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"Uh, what's CSI: Babies?"
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"They can't solve this crime, they're just frightened babies."
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"They don't even know it's a crime,"
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"Aah, that's not what I want!"
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"Aah, I'm gonna go hide in my couch fort!"
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"Is CSI: Babies over yet?"
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"(knocks on door)"
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"You must be here for the twins."
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"No, no take babies."
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"I have good news and ay, ay, ay news."
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"Okay, give us the ay, ay, ay news first."
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"The babies, they stay here."
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"What's the good news?"
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"Good news is bus get new wiper blades."
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"No more "ee-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa.""
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""Ee-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa.""
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"Well, these kids are not staying here."
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"How can I take them..."
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"when I was never here?"
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"Wait, is David Blaine Mexican?"
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"He's something."
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"Peter, forget that."
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"Chris can't just be stuck with these babies."
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"Why not?"
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"I'm doing a great job."
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"I love Isabella and I love her kids."
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"Chris, you're living in a dreamland."
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"I could just take some time off school and get a job."
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"No, absolutely not."
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"Well, now-now hold on, Lois, hold on,"
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"maybe Chris getting a job's not the worst idea."
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"I mean, I made pretty good money"
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"All right, Phil, come stand by me, it's Ashley's turn."
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"Ashley, go ahead, pick an answer, find a question,"
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"I'll pass? (buzzer sound)"
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"And, Phil, we'll see you tomorrow."
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"For those of you playing at home, why?"
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"Forget it, I will not allow you to drop out of school."
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"we'll just have to bring them to her."
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"I mean we're going to Mexico"
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"so we can give these kids back to their mother."
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"Peter, back me up here."
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"Look how winded he is from doing that one spin."
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"(breathing heavily): Your mother's right, Chris."
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"Oh."
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"I got to sit."
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"All right, we're off to Mexico."
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"If you kids are good, we'll bring you back"
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