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Clips from Futurama - A Leela of Her Own (S04E04)

"Hoo-hoo! Come on! Throw like a girl!"
Futurama
"Too much eyeliner!"
Futurama
"This is history in the making, folks."
Futurama
"Bjornson steps up to the plate and Leela delivers."
Futurama
"- Uuh! - D'oh!"
Futurama
"An inauspicious continuation for the career of the first woman blernsballer."
Futurama
"Ooh!"
Futurama
"Ouch! It's a three-beanball salad. The Mets fans love it, though, and who can blame them?"
Futurama
"Poor Tex. He was quite a shark."
Futurama
"Oop, sorry."
Futurama
"- Bender, how did you get in here? - As your agent, I have access to you at all times."
Futurama
"Since when are you my agent?"
Futurama
"Quiet! Call comin' in. Yes?"
Futurama
"- Bender, that's great! How much did you get me? - One hundred dollars."
Futurama
"As a pitcher, I serve up plenty of beanballs,"
Futurama
"so I know good beans when I see them."
Futurama
"Bean-Bay Beans. They're the beaniest."
Futurama
"Come los Bean-Bay frijoles, los frijoles de los reyes."
Futurama
"Cut! Okay, now do one with the bean suit on."
Futurama
"This keep up, we need to buy second sauce toilet."
Futurama
"- Will you sign my magazine? - Aw, sure thing, sweetie."
Futurama
"- Who should I make it out to? - Well, uh, to eBay."
Futurama
"That's a popular name today. Little "e," big "B"?"
Futurama
"Add a one and two zeroes in front of that, we got ourselves a wad."
Futurama
"Yeah, a role model for how to stink."
Futurama
"- What? Who are you? - Jackie Anderson."
Futurama
"I'm on the blernsball team at NNYU, and I was hoping to get to play in the majors soon."
Futurama
"Oh! Following in my footsteps."
Futurama
"God forbid! Your little freak show is making it impossible..."
Futurama
"for real female ballplayers to be taken seriously."
Futurama
"I hope you're proud of yourself."
Futurama
"All right. Show's over. No refunds. You heard the robot. Get out."
Futurama
"Don't be upset, Leela. You, um... You look really cute in your uniform."
Futurama
"You know the one I mean... the one who died?"
Futurama
"You're right. I can't let people down anymore."
Futurama
"As God is my witness, I vow to earn the respect of girls and women everywhere."
Futurama
"That's statistically impossible."
Futurama
"Hey, look. The players who broke the various color barriers."
Futurama
"When will man learn that all races..."
Futurama
"It says he once struck out when his tongue got stuck to an unusually cold bat."
Futurama
"It's even a crummy hologram."
Futurama
"Look, I don't wanna be in this exhibit. That's why I need your help..."
Futurama
"But I'll teach you everything I know."
Futurama
"You better get a batting helmet."
Futurama
"All right. Low and away."
Futurama
"You mean, keep your eye on the ball."
Futurama
"- Psst! You're holding the bat upside down. - Just pitch the ball."
Futurama
"For once I was pitching and not just belly itching."
Futurama
"Oh, you got that too? I think there's a rash goin' around."
Futurama
"where the Mets close out a season that will rank among mankind's most awful crimes."
Futurama
"six kinds of beans, plus several things that look like beans."
Futurama
"Beans, huh?"
Futurama
"Mmm, this is great! How do you make the crust so fizzy?"
Futurama
"My husband. Some hotshot! Here's his ancient Signoid secret."
Futurama
"Live hornets. We smoosh them right into dough."
Futurama
"I wanna buy this franchise. How does a hundred thousand dollars sound?"
Futurama
"Forget it-a! We come to Earth to make-a pizza, not-a money."
Futurama
"- No, Blek! Other way around. - Oh, right. Offer accepted."
Futurama
"Well, fans, Boston's turning the last game of the season into a real squeaker,"
Futurama
"Come on, Skipper. It's my last chance to prove I'm not the worst player ever."
Futurama
"- Please put me in. - No! We're actually winning this game."
Futurama
"You only go in as a joke when we're eight runs behind,"
Futurama
"or when our other pitchers sneak out early to beat the traffic!"
Futurama
"Come on! Let's see some fundamentals out there!"
Futurama
"Get in there and pitch like you've never pitched like you before!"
Futurama
"Strike him out, Leela! Do it for the hundreds of women everywhere!"
Futurama
"- Bean! Bean! Bean! Bean! - Your attention."
Futurama
"College blernsball's finest female hitter making her big league debut..."
Futurama
"against pro ball's worst female anything."
Futurama
"She puts on her sports bra one arm at a time."
Futurama
"Uuh!"
Futurama
"Remember, fans, this exciting moment is brought to you..."
Futurama
"will go down as the single worst player in the history of blernsball."
Futurama
"She's taught the world that being a bum knows no gender."
Futurama
"of a great career for the first woman to play the sport well,"
Futurama
"- Leela? - Jackie. I guess you were right."
Futurama
"- I was? - Uh-huh."
Futurama
"- You know, like a pig or somethin'. - Oh, that's so kind of you."
Futurama
"- I guess I made a difference after all. - You absolutely did, Leela."
Futurama
"Hey, kid. Catch."
Futurama
"Well, at least you're still the worst football player of all time."
Futurama
"Ooh, customers!"
Futurama
"Hey, hey. What's wrong? Was it something Leela said?"
Futurama
"raise fat, spoiled Earth kids,"
Futurama
"I'm gonna teach you to sell pizza, Earth-style."
Futurama
"Mm-mm-mm!"
Futurama
"Most important of all is the big-screen TV."
Futurama
"Mets-a? Short-a-stop-a?"
Futurama
"Ohh!"
Futurama
"Apparently not."
Futurama
"Hooray! I make-a score point!"
Futurama
"Wait. I know you. You're the sleazebag who owns the Ultimate Robot Fighting League."
Futurama
"Hey, you put a one and two zeroes in front of that, or we pass! Deal!"
Futurama
"Pero yo soy muy bueno en comer frijoles."
Futurama
"When I grow up, I want to injure men by throwing stuff at them, just like you, Leela."
Futurama
"I'm doing it for all the struggling female athletes who need a role model."
Futurama
"You are! What about that little girl you visited in the hospital?"
Futurama
"If I can be just a little better than him, I can slink away with my head held high."
Futurama
"And here he is trying to make a catch with an oven mitt."
Futurama
"I'm not a hologram, though I am crummy. Hank Aaron XXIV."
Futurama
"No, I was better than great. I was the home run king."
Futurama
"Okay, let's see what you can do."
Futurama
"- Uuh! - Ooh! Ouch!"
Futurama
"Okay, try it again. But this time, keep your eye off the ball."
Futurama
"Uuh!"
Futurama
"and that's with three E's."
Futurama
"Two men on, and they're down to their last out."
Futurama
"- Bean! Bean! - Yea, Leela!"
Futurama
"A grand slam blern! The Mets lose! Their season is over,"
Futurama
"No, don't be. It turns out you were an inspiration after all."
Futurama
"Aw, don't cry, foreign people. I used to work in a pizzeria,"
Futurama
"Oh, thank you, magic biped!"
Futurama
"Well, folks, it's only the fifth inning, but the Swedes have turned this one into a laugher,"
Futurama
"Turanga Leela,"
Futurama
"Oh!"
Futurama
"Cut!"
Futurama
"Now pinch-hitting for the Poindexters, Jackie Anderson!"
Futurama
"Will ya look at that?"
Futurama
"Stee-rike two!"
Futurama
"Wha... Ohh!"
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