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Clips from Futurama - A Leela of Her Own (S04E04)

"I know, and I've grown to accept that."
Futurama
"And then I'd be off to my next adventure."
Futurama
"Guidebook says human legs bend down at knee."
Futurama
"Here. Try a deep-a dish pizza. Contains-a four kinda things."
Futurama
"We come-a to Earth to start new life,"
Futurama
"Oregano works equally well. And when you put pizzas in the oven, don't get in with them."
Futurama
"It's going, going and caught by the shortstop."
Futurama
"Mets lose again. Man, I haven't seen play this bad..."
Futurama
"This is Bob Uecker saying thanks for watching."
Futurama
"Play the ball!"
Futurama
"Show them they stink in a game they've never played before!"
Futurama
"Sorry about that!"
Futurama
"I didn't mean to hit you. I have some trouble with depth perception."
Futurama
"Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter! Hey, batter, batter, batter!"
Futurama
"Heh heh! Check out the one-eyed bean machine!"
Futurama
"Don't take her out! She's a firecracker!"
Futurama
"Not anymore. Now I'm the sleazebag who owns the New New York Mets."
Futurama
"Close to it. But they don't draw a crowd like you, which is why I wanna sign you to the team."
Futurama
"I figure a one-eyed lady skullbuster might bring out the freak-show crowd."
Futurama
"Wow! The first woman ever to play major league blernsball!"
Futurama
"- Can I pat you on the butt? - Fry, I'm a professional athlete. So go ahead."
Futurama
"and that's with two F's."
Futurama
"Skipper, we're losin' the crowd. Put in our new novelty act, Leela."
Futurama
"Nag daggit! I already put in the circus clown!"
Futurama
"Your attention, please. Now pitching for the Mets,"
Futurama
"a one-eyed woman."
Futurama
"- Oh, gee! - Bull's-eye!"
Futurama
"for the career of the first woman blernsballer."
Futurama
"Bean! Bean! Bean!"
Futurama
"Kid, that was great. You got us more publicity than a cowboy in a shark tank."
Futurama
"Whoop!"
Futurama
"- Hey! Hey, come on! Ooh, sorry. - I win."
Futurama
"A big endorsement deal for Leela? How much?"
Futurama
"Bean! Bean! Bean! Bean!"
Futurama
"- Bean! Bean! Bean! Bean! - Uuh!"
Futurama
"You're the best, babe."
Futurama
"Hang on. Call comin' in. What's that?"
Futurama
"- So what did you get me? - A thousand and one pesos."
Futurama
"Yo soy muy malo en lanzar."
Futurama
"Heh, heh!"
Futurama
"Five bucks an autograph, 200 fans."
Futurama
"I'm a fool. The fans haven't been cheering for me. They've been cheering at me."
Futurama
"That's what makes it so sad! I thought I was doing something heroic!"
Futurama
"At this rate, you're sure to go down as the worst blernsball player of all time!"
Futurama
"Oh. Then I have a new vow."
Futurama
"I solemnly swear I will become not the worst blernsball player of all time!"
Futurama
"are equally inferior to robots?"
Futurama
"Hank Aaron XXIV? How could you play so blowfully? The original Hank Aaron was great."
Futurama
"- Neat! - So, Hank... the bad Hank..."
Futurama
"- just how blowful were you? - Well, I had a low batting average."
Futurama
"Leela can beat that. She's pitched her whole career without getting an out."
Futurama
"You stink, lady!"
Futurama
"so I can be one tiny iota less pathetic than you."
Futurama
"Okay. Eye off the ball."
Futurama
"Welcome to Fenway Park, home of the Boston Poindexters,"
Futurama
"Yes. Our biggest seller is Leela's bean pizza..."
Futurama
"Now the bases are loaded! Isn't there a man on this team who can get one more out?"
Futurama
"- I can! - Isn't there a man on this..."
Futurama
"I've been training with Hank Aaron."
Futurama
"You've been training with the Hank Aaron?"
Futurama
"- I've been training with a Hank Aaron. - All right then."
Futurama
"Now pitching for the Mets, Turanga Leela!"
Futurama
"Bean! Bean!"
Futurama
"- Go, Leela! - Put it right down the pike!"
Futurama
"Keep cool. She's just like any other player."
Futurama
"Uuh!"
Futurama
"Stee-rike one!"
Futurama
"And yet, tonight we have witnessed the beginning..."
Futurama
"I'm a lousy role model. I'm sorry."
Futurama
"Oh, put down the binoculars, Fry."
Futurama
"The wall of that strip club isn't going to collapse twice in one day."
Futurama
"Now I'm more interested in that new pizza parlor across the street."
Futurama
"Kind of makes me pine for my days as a pizza delivery boy."
Futurama
"That story stunk. Hand me the binoculars."
Futurama
"I think the owner is from Signas Five."
Futurama
"Signoids? On our block? Fi and foo! They should go back where they came from!"
Futurama
"Professor, please!"
Futurama
"Society's never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other."
Futurama
"- Now let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome. - No!"
Futurama
"You sure about these-a chairs?"
Futurama
"It's okay, Mama. Anyone-a complains, I bend legs up for free."
Futurama
"Okay. Now, what-a kinda pizza goes in you?"
Futurama
"Silt? Asbestos?"
Futurama
"Ah, mm, do you have any food?"
Futurama
"- I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit. - Thank you."
Futurama
"hang many underwear from Earth clothesline, live Earthican dream."
Futurama
"and as soon as I stop hallucinating and blasting puke,"
Futurama
"You save us-a, sir."
Futurama
"If we cannot-a make-a Earth-a pizza, our dream-a will die,"
Futurama
"just like rats we crush to make the wine."
Futurama
"For starters, only use quality ingredients."
Futurama
"Ah, the Earthican pastime, blernsball."
Futurama
"Mulligan drives the ball."
Futurama
"since the days of Bob Uecker."
Futurama
"Pinching the hitter? I don't understand this blerns-a-ball."
Futurama
"Well, if you're gonna be Earthicans, we'll have to teach you."
Futurama
"How 'bout your pizzeria plays a game against Planet Express?"
Futurama
"- Oh, but you'll need nine players. - No problem."
Futurama
"Go, team! Beat those no-good Signoids!"
Futurama
"Ahh, this is-a why I love Earth-a..."
Futurama
"beautiful, star-brightened day,"
Futurama
"So pleasant for everybody."
Futurama
"Hit by a pitch. Take your base."
Futurama
"No batter, no batter!"
Futurama
"Take your base."
Futurama
"Please, lady! I want to live. Can I use bat to protect head? Ow!"
Futurama
"Leela, you beaned a run in. You better let me pitch."
Futurama
"But I've got a no-hitter going! You're right."
Futurama
"- Excuse me. I'd like to talk to you. - Am I under arrest?"
Futurama
"The Mets? Those bums are worse than me."
Futurama
"Oh, you mean I'd be the first woman ever to play major league blernsball?"
Futurama
"Well, yeah. But basically, you'd just be a publicity stunt."
Futurama
"- Again, yeah. But basically, you'd just be... - Yippee!"
Futurama
"Ta-da! The first woman ever to play major league blernsball!"
Futurama
"- How do I look? - Like a sexy Yogi Berra."
Futurama
"Eh, why is your number "7/8"?"
Futurama
"Well, I must say, I'm impressed. You look just like a ballplayer."
Futurama
"Oh, now I'm too nervous."
Futurama
"The crowd is pouring out of the stadium L.A. -style."
Futurama
"Yeah, but he bunted. Clowns are only funny when they swing away."
Futurama
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