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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - The Barracuda (S01E01)

"and people say I look 55."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And I feel 45. I'd settle for 35."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"But you make me feel 25."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You're what we ladies call an eligible bachelor."
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"and I got all of my social security."
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"Well, I better be going. Thanks again for the movie. I really enjoyed it."
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"You didn't mind sitting up in the front row? Didn't hurt your eyes, did it?"
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"No, it was fine."
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"see, you can't see sittin' behind some people."
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"That's true."
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"Oh, Donna, here's a half a box of thoseJujyfruits."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- You take 'em with you. - You keep them. Too many calories."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I have to watch my figure, you know."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You say the funniest things. You really do."
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"Yeah, I get off a goody every now and then."
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"- Well... - Well, good night."
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"- Don't forget to speak to your son. - I won't."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"- Hello, son. - Where have you been?"
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"- I was out. - No fooling."
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"I thought you were sitting on that sofa all this time."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What are you all dressed up for anyway?"
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"I was out."
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"You had to put on them clothes to go out?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You gonna go out, you supposed to put on some clothes."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You want me to get arrested or something?"
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"All I know is that there was no supper."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I left you something in there on the stove."
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"All you had to do was heat it up."
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"I fixed you some meat loaf and okra."
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"Okra? You hate okra."
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"- Yes, it's slimy, ain't it? - Right."
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"Pop, I work hard all day..."
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"Now, I came home tonight and there was none."
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"Now, what do we learn from this little lesson?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"We learn from this little lesson that both of us hate okra."
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"- And you always have one. - There was none tonight."
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"Well, here. Try someJujyfruits."
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"I don't want no Jujyfruits. I want something that's gonna stick to my ribs."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, they don't stick to your ribs, but they sure stick to your teeth."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"May I ask where you've been?"
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"- I went to the movies. - The movies, huh?"
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"Down at the Paradise."
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"Both pictures was good too."
Sanford and Son (1972)
""Fistful of Rain" and "Hat Full of Dollars. ""
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"How long do you think I'm gonna put up with this?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What are you talking about? I don't do it that often."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Where else do you go during the day, to a topless bar?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You shut your mouth. You know good and well I'm a avid Baptist."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You not only working for me. You working for yourself."
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"Yeah, but I could do a lot better if I was on my own."
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"- You really think so? - I know so."
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"Well, son, maybe I have been holding you back."
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"Maybe you should go on out and do what you have to do..."
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"No, we can't forget it. See, tonight..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"when I went to the movies, I didn't go alone."
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"- I went with a lady. - That's great."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Who goes to the movies alone during the day?"
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"- But you not listening. - I am listening to you."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You went to the movies with a woman. You saw a double feature."
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"You bought someJujyfruits and you forgot about my supper."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I blew up. I'm sorry. It's all over now. Let's forget it."
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"No, wait a minute. Let's don't forget it."
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"What I'm trying to say is..."
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"Yeah?"
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"Well..."
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"- You kidding me. - See..."
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"And I had just enough time to buy these Jujyfruits and ask her to marry me."
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"I don't believe that."
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"Well, I've known her a long time."
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"She's a widow and she's nice..."
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"and, well, she wanna get married too."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It sounds more like she's Pisces the fish..."
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"Listen. I thought you'd be happy with the news."
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"I'm not. It's ridiculous. You too old to get married. You 65."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'm not General Grant either."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'm up here with Cary, not down there with Ulysses."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, how old is this person anyway?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- She's around 40. - Yeah. Way round."
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"And she got her own car. She's a practical nurse."
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"- She is, huh? - You know what she did in the movies?"
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"She massaged my neck so good, I heard it crack."
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"My neck cracked, and it never felt this good before in my life."
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"Look. I can do this now."
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"That's terrific. Now you can watch the Ping-Pong matches."
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"It ain't bad being married to a woman who can crack your neck every morning."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And she also does toes."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"With all that cracking going on, I'm surprised..."
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"they didn't throw you two out of the theater."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You couldn't hear the cracking because of too much shooting on the screen."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Clint Eastwood pulled out his pistol..."
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"and shot 11 bad guys and a water buffalo."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Didn't even reload. He must've had a 12-shooter."
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"When are you two lovebirds gonna stagger down the aisle together?"
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"If you mean when are we gonna get married, in a couple of weeks."
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"- You didn't waste any time, did you? - I don't have time to waste no time."
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"- Hi, Melvin. - Hello, Lamont. Fred, you're home."
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"I was worried about you. Lamont called and said you weren't home..."
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"and I thought maybe you had an accident."
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"what you're about to do. I'd like to hear what he's got to say."
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"- Say about what? - My father's getting married again."
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"Congratulations. I think that's great."
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"- Are you really gonna do it? - Yeah."
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"- Who's the lucky lady? - Her name is Donna."
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"They nice. Yeah, they wear those soft white shoes and have cool hands."
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"And if I need anything from the surgical supply store..."
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"she can get it for me at a discount."
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"I can see the two of y'all shopping for your honeymoon..."
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"Hey, but that's great, Fred."
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"When the time comes and you need a truss..."
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"she can get you a nice leather one..."
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"instead of the old elastic kind they give you down at the clinic."
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"I don't know. I'll feel around and see."
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"Hey, Fred, are you gonna live here?"
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"I think I'm gonna move and sell the place. But not right away."
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"So now I'm getting kicked out, huh?"
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"After I've worked for you all these years, I'm getting thrown out the door."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Keep out of this, Melvin. Listen, son. You wanna live here with us?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"With us? You're bringing that woman in the same house my mother lived in?"
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