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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - The Barracuda (S01E01)

"Okay, good-bye."
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"My pleasure, Mr. Sanford."
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"All right, Mr. Sanford."
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"I'll be December."
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"You're doing all right."
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"See, in this day of the natural hairdo..."
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"Drive carefully."
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"I ain't gonna fix that no more."
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"Well, I expect to have a hot meal waiting for me."
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"Two features. Forty-nine cents."
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"Two westerns. It was a Clint Eastwood festival."
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"and find that your only means of support has flown the coop."
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"'cause I don't wanna hold you back, honest."
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"I know that, Pop."
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"Well, I mean to say..."
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"Guys that are out of work and winos."
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"this lady that went to the movies with me..."
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"I'm getting married again."
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"they took intermission and everybody went outside and got some refreshments."
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"- She does, huh? - See, we're compatible, her and I."
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"We're really compatible. See, I'm a Sagittarian, and she's a Leo."
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"So I got me a lion."
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"Yeah, but you're not Cary Grant."
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"Not that far. She got her own money."
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"You've got it made now."
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"Yeah, see, I took my shoe off and she cracked my big toe."
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"Hello, Melvin. Have some sit-down."
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"- Oh, yeah. - What's the matter?"
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"Tell your friend who's not married and doesn't even think about it..."
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"Stay out of this, Melvin."
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"Donna Harris. She's a practical nurse."
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"How romantic."
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"buying rubber stockings and orthopedic shoes."
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"And if you need something, let me know. You need anything, Melvin?"
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"I wanna give Lamont enough time to find somewhere to live."
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"Son, you know your mama's been dead for over 20 years."
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"- I been faithful to her. - All I know is you forgot about her."
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"Pop, you home? You better be home."
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"and he said that dinner was the one meal where you should be festive."
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"Have a taste of wine. I'll get your dinner."
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"- That's your favorite, ain't it? - It sure is."
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"You cooked this? I didn't know you could cook like this."
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"This is great. Talk about making up for yesterday."
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"- How was your day? - It was pretty good."
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"- A brass cuspidor. - No kidding."
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"Yeah. You know, in the old days..."
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"Good evening."
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"You look like your father."
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"That's true. Without that mustache, he would look like his mother."
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"- Your father said it was your favorite. - It was when my mother used to make it."
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"All my friends thought I was getting my clothes from a fire sale."
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"How dare you talk like that about my mother in front of this woman."
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"- I was only tellin' the truth. - You don't talk about my mother..."
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"And don't try to tell me nothing about my mother."
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"And I owe him one across his lip."
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"Your son has a right to his opinion, and he has a right to defend his mother."
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"Your husband didn't live too long either, did he?"
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"I'm glad I found out about your bad temper."
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"I don't see any reason to stay on. Do you?"
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"But we're supposed to be compatible."
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"He did. Last night, when he was talking about you."
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"Did you say that about me?"
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"I might have said for somebody that was over the hill, you wasn't bad."
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"people wouldn't be able to see them bags under your eyes."
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"Well, I think that just about does it."
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"Mr. Sanford."
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"If you think you're gonna shut me up when I get ready to say something..."
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"then you can forget about the whole thing..."
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"You not Leo the lion!"
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"I should've known she was gonna turn out like that."
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"- You really stood up to her. - You have to."
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"She made some hot sweet potato pie like your mama used to make."
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"to tell him it was all over."
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"- Read the card there. - What is it?"
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"may you have a long life popping along together."
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"Why?"
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"When the table is set up and there's a good smell and noise from the kitchen..."
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"then that means there's a woman here."
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"- He brought us some pig feet. - I'm sorry, Pop."
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"Hello. Melvin? Listen. This is Lamont."
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"Is my father over at your place?"
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"I don't understand it."
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"He's always got my supper ready for me at 6:00..."
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"and here it is after 8:00, and I don't know where he is."
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"No, he didn't tell me where he was going."
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"No, thanks, Melvin. It's all right. No..."
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"Melvin, I don't like pigs' feet."
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"Thanks for a very nice evening, Mr. Sanford."
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"And you're welcome, Mrs. Harris. Thanks for picking me up and dropping me off."
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"I'm sorry I don't have a car."
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"All I got is this old truck, and the springs are gone..."
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"so it wouldn't be too good for your back."
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"And I don't have no seat belt..."
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"so it wouldn't be too good for your front either."
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"Don't worry about it, Mr. Sanford."
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"- Mrs. Harris. - Yes, Mr. Sanford?"
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"Isn't it about time that we start calling each other by our first name?"
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"- I did it again. - Yeah."
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"- What did you say your first name was? - Donna."
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"That's pretty. Mine's Fred."
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"Sir Walter Raleigh."
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"Thank you."
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""Donna" means "lady," you know."
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"And "Fred" means "man. ""
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"So, that's gonna work out just right, ain't it?"
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"Yes, it is."
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"Hey, you know, actually, I knew your name was Donna..."
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"but I just didn't wanna start calling you that, in case you didn't like it."
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"- You know what I mean? - Yes, Fred."
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"Did you speak to your son yet? Did you tell him about us?"
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"What if he objects to our getting married?"
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"It's a nice thing, you and I getting married."
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"It's like "September Song. ""
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"Oh, it's a long, long while"
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"from May to Septem- Decem..."
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"I done forget."
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"- Yes. - And if I wait any longer..."
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"- Be ready for the deep freeze. - Don't say that, Fred."
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"You know what they say... You're as young as you feel."
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"Yeah, well, I'm 65..."
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