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Clips from Veep - Justice (S06E06)

"- as a female, do you feel that... - Pass!"
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"- Gary, massage him. - Mm-mm."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- That's a big ballpark. - Mm-hmm."
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"Madam President, don't let me take any more of your time."
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"- Keep your chin up. - Thank you."
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"- What's happening? - Oh, my God."
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"a sexist-beyond-sexist reaction."
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"Get out. All of you, out!"
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"Well, I do understand that, Senator,"
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"but I know Sherman Tanz,"
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"perhaps in a way that you don't know Sherman Tanz."
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"It's a common mistake among women"
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"Could you please just go and pack everything up for me in that other room?"
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"See a movie or something. You know, we'll make it nice."
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"There are, like, three girls that owe me an abortion refund."
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"and I will see you in the tomorrow."
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"For the third freaking time."
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"- Oh, Jesus. - Madam President?"
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"Just think... next year, you get to go to my library opening."
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"Well, I can't be giving out free copies of the book"
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"- Yes? - Ron Addis, Head of Cardiology."
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"Oh, God. Where are we with that?"
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"- Get well soon. - Thank you so much, Richard."
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"She never stops talking."
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"No, it's Richard Splett."
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"Private prison and pay day lending magnate,"
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"Danny is my man."
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"Okay."
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"- Your Hallowes impression. - It's spot-on."
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"in a Puerto Rican nightclub fire."
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"- Uh-huh. - So, that went well."
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"- Love to, yeah. - Ow!"
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"Oh, we do. We do, ma'am."
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"That's how long I've been sitting here"
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"Nice of you to fit me into your busy schedule."
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"You stuck around here for an hour just to be a dick?"
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"Let me see. Mm."
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"starving yourself, though."
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"Where is your water?"
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"Ugh, I don't have any. There's just bottles in the kitchen."
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"No, no, no, I'm gonna go, really."
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"Apparently, the state senator"
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"Ugh!"
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"Did I miss the French toast dippy things?"
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"Have ever watched girls gymnastics? That makes no sense."
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"Sherman Tanz on line one."
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"The Rwandan genocide ended over two decades ago,"
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"Mr. Speaker,"
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"Statistically, there is proof"
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"from our clocks"
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"If it was any more Kennedy-esque,"
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"I was thinking in the ballpark"
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"they have you as a long shot's long shot."
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"I'm gonna need normal breaths, please."
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"Aw."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm calling Jonah."
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"They're actually from a very expensive boutique."
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"No. Unless it's an eraser, go away. I don't want it."
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"We should be getting a phone call any minute."
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"And furthermore,"
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"to our privately built for-profit prisons"
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"We have secured the property for the Meyer Library."
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"Okay."
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"Buh-bye."
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"No, my legacy, guys, is me in a robe,"
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"That was all off the record."
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"- That went really well. - Ma'am, Sherman Tanz called."
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"Lookie looksters!"
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"Thank you, Mr. Speaker. I yield the floor."
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"- On it. Too late. - Okey dokey."
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"Ugh, that's sensational! Listen, I have something to tell you."
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"You think I'd make a good judge?"
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"Fine."
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"I do wanna hear the end of that, though."
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"when she puts her penis in your vagina?"
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"- I'm gonna check. - Look what time it is, ma'am."
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"Okay, if anybody asks, you just say I'm in a routine closed-door meeting, okay?"
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"I mean, that's a twist ending to the book."
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"- Yeah. - ...and"
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"- Oh, no, I ate. - You did?"
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"could it be bad for your child's self-esteem?"
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"Thanks for nothing, Mike."
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"And if you don't find anyone in the Senate,"
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"- What are you telling me? - I think you had a small heart attack."
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"Somebody from the Hill, preferably high up."
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"No, I had a heart episode"
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"Write me a prescription for Eileen Fisher"
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"No. He's a prison magnet."
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"However, I remain committed to reaching across the aisle."
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"Here are the notes on the kid chefs."
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"I'm sweating my balls off here."
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"until he gets better."
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"Association with Tanz spells disaster."
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"and the little hand points to the..."
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"- Whatever. - Oh, shit, Daylight Savings Time is today?"
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"Oof."
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"- It was heavenly. It was really delicious. - Okay."
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"We need a down payment of five mil."
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"but I think I breached her defenses."
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"Sorry, Jane. Beave and legs, got it."
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"- Oh, good for you. - The miserable anti-Semite,"
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"- I'm serious. - Okay."
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"- Excuse me. - Oh, my God."
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"with the sweating and back pain at your age."
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"- Yes? - You should really lie down."
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"So, I shouldn't meet with him?"
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"Apparently, someone saw President Meyer's name on McPherson's call sheet,"
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"Oh, okay, well, I like them, wherever they're from."
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"Give my regards to everybody"
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"Tell me what gets this Tanz guy's dick hard."
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"- I know. - Oh, let me help, let me help."
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"I mean, I couldn't finish it. I just threw the rest out."
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"The only one who should be sucking your dick"
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"I'm not gonna suck your dick."
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"- Eh. - "Buzzfeed" confirms."
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"- Bye! - Okay?"
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"Good morning."
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"the mish-mash of time zones and time changes"
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