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Clips from Veep - Justice (S06E06)

"Jesus Beverly Christ, I'm starving."
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"- Thank you. - Madam President,"
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"- Do you mean President Meyer? - Is that even a rumor?"
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"At this point, that's all we can say."
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"It gets me in trouble with Wendy, too."
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"The other day, I flushed a comb down the toilet."
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"You know what I don't need is examples."
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"When we return, more of that signature Danny Egan wit."
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"Why one Texas housewife wants to phase it out."
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"Not too far?"
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"No, no, I said it was funny, I meant it was funny."
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"I want a full fucking beaver shot with the legs."
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"I'm starting to look like a diversity hire here."
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"to think that I actually still cared about them,"
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"I'd be careful. A couple of them have colds."
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"- Ma'am, Sherman Tanz is here. - Oh, my God."
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"- Sherman! - Madam Pardoner."
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"that my father was an associate of Bebe Rebozo's?"
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"- No, I don't want it. - You have back trouble?"
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"Oh, of course, yeah. That makes sense."
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"Just go deep. Just go deep for him, yes."
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"our prison system is in grave danger"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"but it'll probably be a man if you wanna get anything done."
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"Right, I want you to get in touch with Ed McPherson on Judiciary"
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"Okay, get me"
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"- Ma'am, you're not gonna believe this. - What?"
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"- You have gotta be kidding me. - You're welcome."
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"- Oh, it's CNN.com. - Oh, well, nobody looks at that."
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"God damn it, you guys, I am so hot."
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"My tits feel like these Hot Pockets."
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"Mike's hair reminds me of graham cracker crumbs."
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"- It's hot flashy. - It's totally normal."
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"- Yeah? - ...and they all said no."
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"Do you actually think former president Selina Meyer could be a good choice?"
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"- I was a pitcher's helper. - Aw."
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"Don't you guys have something to do for Tanz?"
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"- Madam President. - What? Oh."
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"and Fosamax and lube."
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"What, I'm so sor... what?"
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"So, I'm not menopausal?"
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""I Can't Believe It's Not Menopause.""
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"- Just 'cause I can do it. - Ma'am, time is of the essence here."
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"- Oh, Jesus. - What is that?"
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"You know what I like about you two?"
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"Well, we could streamline the process."
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"You could have direct sexual intercourse with the donor."
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"I mean, I guess if you think that that would work."
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"Doctor, can you give us a minute?"
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"Oh, my God, I can't believe I just did that."
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"and they're just gonna pop a stent in there"
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"Can we get something for Mr. Walsh, please?"
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"Oh, I'm at death's door?"
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"- Oh, I'm sorry. - That's okay."
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"No, ma'am. I'll be placing your stent."
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"Mm, yeah, good. Thank you."
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"- Absolutely. - If they're wondering why"
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"'Cause I don't know the alarm code to get back into my house."
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"Marjorie and Catherine are on their way."
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"- All nos. - Yeah, just like his face."
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"Just give him that whale dong Jonah, my God."
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"come home to suck on my giant..."
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"This is your chance to get back in President Meyer's good graces."
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"Who is Sherman Tanz?"
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"they think of him and you."
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"Are you asking Ben and Kent who he is?"
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"- This is Splett. - Hey, buddy."
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"You're lucky I have such a great ass."
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"Oh, I better get back to Mr. Ryan."
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"- Jane, thank you. - Mm."
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"and her Hinckley-esque obsession with bronzer?"
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"Why don't you talk to Jane? You're her man."
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"I can't comment on the nomination process."
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"Whoo, that Montez is a Latin piece of ass."
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"And we gotta play this smart."
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"- Gary Walsh? - Yeah."
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"Yes, my roommates Stashelle, Lark, and Boosh."
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"You have three roommates?"
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"Your mom doesn't think you're pretty,"
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"but I think you're stunning."
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"because President Taft was on the Supreme Court after he was president."
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"- He was buried in a piano case. - No, that's not right."
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"Okay, what's happening right now?"
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"I'm... go call Hallowes"
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"in a tiny version of "Back to the Future.""
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"What are you talking about? You live in New Jersey?"
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"- Mom. - What?"
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"What... oh, my God, fine!"
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"Put him in the basement. I don't give a shit."
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"taking guns from this guy, giving the death penalty to that guy."
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"has asked to send them everything that you've ever written on abortion."
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"Well, I can give them my actual abortion"
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"Give that a break."
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"Okay, okay, okay."
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"Do you know where my water with the straw is?"
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"You're an hour late. He's been sitting in your office the whole time."
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"Do I need to timesplain clock reading to you two?"
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"The big hand points to the noon"
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"Saving, and it started yesterday."
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"waiting for a man that nobody should wait for."
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"- Sir, I'm so sorry. My senior staff... - Never apologize."
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"Sorry betrays a weak spirit. Have a seat, Congressman."
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"Okay, see, when you say that, it makes me think that I should be apologizing."
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"I did."
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"This looks delicious. What is it?"
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"Smells sort of funky, though, no?"
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"and some asparagus with a béarnaise sauce."
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"We've got full queen"
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"and paying his gay escort."
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"- We'll be right back. - And we're clear. Great."
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"and that's 'cause I needed the grade."
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"- Where have you been? - Why?"
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"Hey, hey, hey, listen to me, you plus-sized homunculus."
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"If you don't want that reporter to write a story titled"
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"- and start sucking. - Fine."
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"I've had my own bedtime since I was 17."
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"Ooh, my heart is racing!"
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"Get Shylock Tanz on the phone right now!"
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"I need that money for the library ASAP. Go!"
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"I think his name is Sherman Tanz."
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