Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Veep - Justice (S06E06)

"- Ding-dong! Dinner is served! - What?"
Veep
"You should not be in the maid's quarters."
Veep
"- No, no, no, Gary, sit. - No, no, no, you sit."
Veep
"- No, Gary, sit! - All right, let's both sit."
Veep
"- Oh, my gosh! - Yeah."
Veep
"Oh, I cut up a chicken sandwich and I put it into pasta."
Veep
"What?"
Veep
"Is this the chicken sandwich that was in the fridge before the hospital?"
Veep
"Wow, and you left the bun on it when you cut it."
Veep
"Well, you don't have to finish it if you don't think it's..."
Veep
"No, no, no, I can't wait to swirl my fork in there and get in."
Veep
"It's the bleu cheese."
Veep
"No, but there isn't any bleu cheese in it."
Veep
"You must be..."
Veep
"Yeah, a chef made me some grilled salmon"
Veep
"You did? Okay."
Veep
"Oh."
Veep
"- Yeah, I'll go. - No, no, no, I'll go."
Veep
"Okay? I'm just... I just wanna wait a minute."
Veep
"Okay. That's really sweet."
Veep
"and king pillow top sets for 599,"
Veep
"and a king memory foam..."
Veep
"was against gay marriage"
Veep
"Danny, I saw that piece that you did on Rwanda. It's very powerful."
Veep
"You did? Fantastic! I'm so glad you like it."
Veep
"- Oh, you know what? Real quick... - A lot of research."
Veep
"- Very powerful. - You gotta try one of these."
Veep
"Just say yes."
Veep
"You will be the death of me."
Veep
"- Cookie? - Is that what she calls you"
Veep
"What? What are you talking about?"
Veep
"We all know about you and Jane. You guys are together."
Veep
"Come on, I haven't slept with a woman over 30 since I was 14,"
Veep
"Bronzina's fired. You're welcome."
Veep
"You're so tapping that."
Veep
"Okay, camera two."
Veep
"- You're two hours late. - No, that's impossible."
Veep
"I set my watch back for Daylight Savings Time."
Veep
"- Saving, not savings. - You set your watch the wrong way."
Veep
"- It's neither a plural, nor a possessive. - No, it's spring."
Veep
"- I "springed" backwards. - No, you spring forward!"
Veep
"You could just get the correct time from your phone."
Veep
"Oh, could I?"
Veep
"Well, guess what, my phone fell in the toilet,"
Veep
"so who's the fucking smart guy now, Kent?"
Veep
"- Plus-sized what? - Homunculus."
Veep
"A human-shaped creature of medieval legend"
Veep
"that Paracelsus claimed was created from putrefied sperm."
Veep
"- How do you both know that? - Not now, not now."
Veep
""Granite State Represented by Twinless Tower,""
Veep
"then you better get over there, dip his cock in some maple syrup,"
Veep
"Hey, Union Leader, come here."
Veep
"Take this down."
Veep
"is Daylight Savings Time."
Veep
"And I don't give a fuck if that means"
Veep
"that some farmer in Kansas has to milk his cow using a fucking flashlight."
Veep
"I didn't need a babysitter then and I don't need one now,"
Veep
"and it's high time that the government stop trying to babysit all of us."
Veep
"Ma'am, "New York Times" says Montez"
Veep
"is naming the nominee today."
Veep
"- Oh, my God, really? - Yeah."
Veep
"I bet this time, it's just menopause."
Veep
"- President Meyer's office. - Ooh."
Veep
"Yep, she's right here. It's Candi Caruso."
Veep
"- Don't say that I'm here. - You are here, though."
Veep
"Candi? Uh-huh."
Veep
"Oh, that's fantastic!"
Veep
"Okay, thank you. Bye-bye."
Veep
"- What? - I don't know who Montez picked,"
Veep
"but it sure as tits wasn't me."
Veep
"Fuck Montez and that fake bur... burrow..."
Veep
"It would've been a shame to hide that body under a robe."
Veep
"- You know? - Okay, yes."
Veep
"All right, here we go. Sherman, hello!"
Veep
"I wanna give you some exciting news."
Veep
"- I get it. - You do?"
Veep
"And I want you to remind me"
Veep
"what it is exactly that you're getting."
Veep
"Jonah Ryan. He's young, he's raw,"
Veep
"he's a fresh, if slightly deformed, face"
Veep
"This coastal property..."
Veep
"- That was the fucking point, Sherman. - I'll talk to you soon."
Veep
"- Oh, here it is. - ...has nominated President Stuart Hughes"
Veep
"for the Supreme Court seat left empty"
Veep
"Ow."
Veep
"Aw, well, at least you made the short list."
Veep
"How are you feeling, by the way?"
Veep
"Good."
Veep
"- Then shut the fuck up. - Uh-huh."
Veep
"On the bright side, it's gonna be an amazing"
Veep
"new exhibit at the Hughes Library."
Veep
"Danny Egan takes an unflinching look"
Veep
"at Rwanda 20 years later."
Veep
"Thank you, Jane."
Veep
"but for Jean Pierre Magambo,"
Veep
"the nightmares never end."
Veep
"Good morning."
Veep
"Look, it's 9:00 AM, right?"
Veep
"- Yes, it is. - Mm-hmm."
Veep
"Okay, great. Who are all these people?"
Veep
"I told you I didn't wanna meet with anybody."
Veep
"They are from Tanz."
Veep
"You've got economists, staffers,"
Veep
"even a couple of scientists, right?"
Veep
"Cool."
Veep
"- Your choice. - Fine."
Veep
"Hello. Thanks for this."
Veep
"certainly not the higher energy costs"
Veep
"it promised to lower."
Veep
"leads to increased accidents."
Veep
"is just another example"
Veep
"of the government overextending its reach."
Veep
"This bill will be a call for less government"
Veep
"to the very watches on our wrists."
Veep
"Eastern Shore, very classy."
Veep
"Can we get a few words about the late Justice Tenny?"
Veep
"- What in the holy fuck was that, Mike? - I'm so sorry, ma'am."
Veep
"Plus, reading..."
Veep
"- What time? - Memoir time."
Veep
"you weren't comfortable just talking,"
Veep
Show more clips