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Clips from Veep - Justice (S06E06)

"Wait, so this Supreme Court shit's real?"
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"All I can tell you is President Meyer is in a closed-door..."
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"hello?"
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"Hey, guys, I have insider confirmation"
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"that Selina Meyer is being considered for the open Supreme Court seat."
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"To what, reupholster it?"
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"Write it up real quick and then, Jane, you can lead with it."
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"Actually, I think Danny should run with it."
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"It's his source, it's his story."
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"- Really? - But I will take the zoo animal segment."
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"- Professor Parrot, yes. - Jane, are you sure? This is huge."
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"If I am speaking, I am sure."
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"Sorry, Jane. Of course you're sure. Okay."
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"Oh, also, can we do something about my makeup girl"
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"She's not going anywhere. She's the head makeup artist's niece."
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"I'm starting to look like I should be auditioning for a telenovela here."
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"Yeah, right."
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"Which is actually great because I have this really killer piece I wanna do on Rwanda."
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"Hi."
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"Hi. What... what is my password for my phone?"
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"- Hello, ma'am. - Hi!"
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"- How are you feeling? - Oh, honey."
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"Oh! You got me some bodega flowers?"
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"- We can just give them to Gary. - Aw, thank you."
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"- Ma'am, more Court questions. - Ma'am, this is getting silly."
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"Montez is not gonna name someone from the opposite party to the Supreme Court."
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"- We need to all just chill out and... - Uh, Montez is on TV."
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"- Fuck my ears. - She just said reaching across the aisle."
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"Okay, he's hallucinating. Come here, come here, come out here."
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"What... what is going on here? What is our next move?"
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"Ma'am, Senator Hallowes from Judiciary wants to set a meeting to pre-vet."
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"No! This means I'm on the short list?!"
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"- What? I'm on the short list! - Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo!"
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"Madam President, may I say from one vet to another, congratulations."
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"Oh, God, this is the second act"
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"that Selina Meyer finally deserves."
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"- Madam President. - Hello. How are you?"
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"- If you will just sign here, please. - "Yas," queen."
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"We'll go over your discharge plans,"
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"- your after care, your medications. - Okay."
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"- Um, Gary? - Hmm?"
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"Do you have someone at home who can take care of you?"
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"We share a studio in Hoboken."
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"Thank you."
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"This isn't unprecedented either,"
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"Yeah, and what's the first thing you remember about him?"
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"He got stuck in a bathtub?"
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"No, well, the second thing you remember about him."
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"- Mom? - What?"
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"Gary's gonna stay with us in the brownstone"
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"and tell her Selina will meet with her next Monday."
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"It's hilarious."
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"Ooh, Monday, it's the day after Daylight Saving Time."
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"It's my favorite holiday 'cause it's like living"
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"He can't go all the way back to Hoboken."
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"- Hi! - New Jersey?"
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"You're at the brownstone by 6:00."
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"I leave a little after 4:00,"
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"- I catch the 4:28 PATH... - Okay."
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"...then I take the F to the 6, and then I do a quick jaunt,"
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"and I'm there in time to steep the tea..."
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"Fine, the basement. Who gives a shit?"
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"- I love the basement. - What is my password?"
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"on the Judiciary Committee."
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"Oh, of course, Madam President."
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"- Be well. - Oh, I'm well. I'm Weller than well."
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"- I love your scarf. - Eileen Fisher."
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"- Oh, it's so chic. - Buh-bye."
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"I feel like my chest has been trampled"
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"It's like I'm breathing through a tiny straw, you know?"
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"Oh, a straw. Yeah, I want a water with a straw."
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"Well, tell Sherman Tanz I don't need a library anymore."
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"- Ma'am, I'm sure it'll be fun. - No, a library is good for you."
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"And they can't vote me out, right? It's for life."
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"They're gonna have to carry me out of there"
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"with the gavel clenched in my cold, dead twat."
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"Oh, Gary, I need you to move all of these law review boxes."
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"See, now it hurts for me to point."
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"That muscle's called the brachioradialis. At least it is in cats."
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"Do you want me to get you some arnica ointment?"
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"- Yeah, that would be good. - And for the vetting..."
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"- Yeah. - ...the Judiciary Committee"
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"if I could find it lying around here somewhere."
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"I'll check the freezer."
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"Ma'am, picked by the Supreme Court."
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"I know. Although, you know what?"
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"If I'm going to be a Supreme,"
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"I don't really think we need to finish this book."
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"Oh, no, it isn't upstairs, Gary."
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"It's in the bathroom off of the kitchen."
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"- 'Cour... yeah, sure. - Everybody reads."
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"Now, ma'am, we can get this book done so fast."
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"Not at the rate you guys are going now."
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"- It's in the bathroom upstairs. - What's in he bathroom?"
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"- Yeah. - Just forget that for right now, okay?"
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"- Oh, my God. - Whoo!"
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"I'm sorry, Mama. Bunny's late for middle school."
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"I'll see you later."
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"Uh, Gary?"
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"Good morning, Team Ryan."
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"Being on time, Congressman Dachau."
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"- 10:00 AM. - Was an hour ago."
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"58 minutes."
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"Well, fuck, it's the... God, it's 10:00 AM."
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"You didn't set your watch forward."
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"- Happy Daylight Savings Time. - Saving."
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"Okay, well, there is literally no way that I could've known that."
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"- Hello, sir. - 59 minutes."
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"Okay, but you're in..."
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"Don't worry, I like to judge a man by looking him right in the eyes."
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"Okay."
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"Are you gonna make a campaign contribution or what?"
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"You know what? I am."
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"Getting paid, getting laid, son."
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"Congressman Jonah Ryan."
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"- R-Y-A-N. - Zero dollars and one cent."
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"Did you have a stroke, you weird asshole man?"
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"You didn't even sign this."
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"Maybe you should've apologized."
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"You told me not to!"
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