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Clips from Veep - Justice (S06E06)

"Well, Meyer certainly would be a super left field choice..."
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"Super left field?"
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"I mean, is that even a position?"
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"Mm-hmm, that was my position in Little League."
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"- This is insane, isn't it? - I know! It's fucking absurd!"
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"Well, you don't have to agree with me that strongly."
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"lift up the sewer grate to the House."
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"Okay."
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"It's menopause? Just get it over with."
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"Careful."
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"- Go. - Bye, Gary."
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"Whew, oh, boy."
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"I suspect that this may be myocardial ischemia."
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"It's a lack of oxygen to the heart muscle."
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"It's usually caused by a partial arterial blockage."
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"- A heart attack? - Yes, ma'am."
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"Well, no, but this is far more serious."
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"Well, hand me a cracker and spread it up with"
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"- We need to get you to a hospital. - You wanna knock me up, Doc?"
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"It's just a heart attack! Gary! Gar..."
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"Maybe my uterus is just wonky."
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"No, Catherine. It's porcelain and perfect."
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"- It's not clear who's the top. - I am."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Maybe we're just doing this wrong."
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"I mean, all these tubes and jars."
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"It just... it doesn't feel organic."
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"- Really? - That's interesting."
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"I'm... I'm willing to try anything."
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"Why don't we just puppy pile, okay?"
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"Then we'll all get a bite to eat afterwards, you know."
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"- It could be interesting. - Yeah."
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"He does have very delicate features."
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"- Thank you. - Mr. Egan?"
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"- Yes, hi. - Is it okay with you"
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"to discuss the results altogether or would you..."
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"Sure, whatever. I'm just the cream filling in this gay-claire."
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"Well, your sperm count looks normal,"
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"but the motility is abnormally low,"
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"which means... I'm sorry to say..."
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"it may be virtually impossible for you to conceive."
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"- Seriously? - I'm so sorry, Dan."
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"So, I've been pulling out this entire time for nothing?"
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"Well, that has nothing..."
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"Oh, I am gonna save a fortune in morning-after pills."
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"Ladies, I am Danny Egan,"
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"Certainly."
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"Marjorie, I really think..."
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"Your mother had a heart attack in DC."
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"Um, uh, so we should go to Washington probably, I guess."
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"I guess."
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"- Did I die? - Here we go again."
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"- Is this heaven? - Yeah, he keeps waking up and asking that."
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"You had a heart attack, Gary."
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"- Oh, I, you know... - What happened? What happened?"
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"You had a heart attack, too?"
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"just for fun, and it's..."
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"- Here you go. - Thank you so much."
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"Because he's the one who's really ailing and at death's door."
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"- I'm... I am? I'm at death's door? - Yes, Madam President."
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"- Listen, if I don't make it... - Gary, you're gonna be fine."
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"- You have plenty to live for, too. - I do?"
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"Of course!"
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"- And you get to buy my book. - Can't you just give me a copy?"
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"'cause think of the position that that would put me in."
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"And you're gonna have a birthday next, um..."
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"- August. - ...August."
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"Good for you. That's right. And you're gonna be..."
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"- 40. - ...40."
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"- You remembered. - Yeah. You're only 40?"
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"And I'm gonna... I'm gonna have a party."
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"- Oh, really? - In Alabama."
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"Oh, Alabama."
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"If I make it, will you come?"
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"Yes."
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"- I will come. - Madam President."
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"Oh, Head of Cardiology for him?"
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"Okay, thank God. Yeah, let's get that done."
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"Gary, you okay?"
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"I'm at the hospital,"
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"you just put that on Gary 'cause he had a massive heart attack, luckily."
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"- He's good, though, right? - Yes, ma'am."
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"- Just tell them I'm in a meeting, too. - All right, got it."
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"- No photos! - I was accessing her medical history."
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"Ma'am, Sherman Tanz called again."
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"We need to give him a name or we lose him."
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"- All righty, time to go. - Okay."
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"- Oh, good luck. - I'm fine."
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"Hey, I have..."
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"You can just... just close that, okay?"
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"No! No, no, no. That's not what I want..."
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"she didn't even..."
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"No."
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"Well, well, well."
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"If it isn't the prodigal traitor"
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"come back home to suck on my giant congressional ball."
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"I'm calling on behalf of President Selina Meyer."
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"- You remember her. She's the former... - Hold on."
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"- I have a more important call coming in. - Oh, okay."
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"Well, well, well."
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"If it isn't the prodigal ex-girlfriend"
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"Listen, jizz clot, I can't believe I'm saying this,"
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"but you're gonna have a meeting with Sherman Tanz."
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"Is this the same thing that Richard's calling about?"
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"No idea. Just stay on with me."
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"Hey."
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"Israel hyper-enthusiast, billionaire,"
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"convicted of tax fraud."
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"Yeah, when people think about what's wrong in Washington,"
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"Well, for you, Congressman, disaster would be a step up."
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, someone has call waiting."
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"Help me out with this Selina Ross and the Supremes insanity."
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"and he's the chair of the Judiciary Committee."
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"I'm sorry, could you repeat everything after "Hey, buddy"?"
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"- Oh, shit, hold on one sec. Jane? - Yeah?"
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"Chocolate chip walnut cookies from Levain."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"All right, so tell me, is there any truth at all to this?"
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"All I can tell you is that President Meyer is in a closed-door meeting."
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