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Clips from Veep - Justice (S06E06)

"whatever you call those donkeys they ride in on."
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"- Bureaus. - Burro?"
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"that I can ride like a hobby horse."
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"Did you see his nonsense about the Daylight Savings?"
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"- I love this guy. - We all do."
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"Selina, I can't do the whole five mil by myself anymore."
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"- Seriously? - I am all in on Jonah Ryan,"
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"- and I owe you one. Okay? - Yeah."
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"by the death of Justice Tenny."
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"Turn this off."
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"And they have written you a piece of legislation."
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"Wait, do I have to read all this?"
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"Thank you."
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"Daylight Saving... not plural... Time"
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"has never saved us from anything,"
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"that the twice yearly time change"
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"- Do you want a juice box? - Where was that an hour ago?"
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"- Ma'am. - What?"
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"We have a lead on a site for your library."
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"Eastern Shore of Maryland."
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"it would drive you into the ocean."
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"Fittingly, I lost my back-virginity in Assateague."
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"I once lost my wallet in Denver."
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"- Yeah. - Ma'am, Tanz at 2:00."
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"Where?"
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"No, ma'am, you have a meeting with Tanz at 2:00."
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"- Oh, thank you very much, Richard. - Absolutely."
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"President Meyer! President Meyer!"
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"Absolutely. He was a friend to all people,"
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"especially corporations, who he legally considered to be people."
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"any idea who President Montez is considering"
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"for the open Supreme Court seat?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, there is absolutely no validity"
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"to the rumor that the president is being considered for the seat."
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"- Bye. - Ma'am!"
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"I just habitually deny everything these days."
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"No, no, there's absolutely no validity to this rumor..."
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"Well, if you like, Jane, I can float your name out there for you."
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"You do like throwing books at people."
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"- And we are clear. - That was funny."
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"- Keep it up. - Okay, here we go."
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"I thought my charm campaign was turning into a bit of a death march,"
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"Stevie, when we throw to commercial,"
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"Otherwise, what is the point?"
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"I don't see that much of a difference."
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"I mean, she pretty much likes everyone."
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"I need her to like me. Can we go easy on the bronzer, please?"
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"I mean, Jane calls the shots, and I wanna be taken seriously."
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"- I get ya. - If I wanted people"
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"I would've stayed in fucking politics."
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"Is the air conditioning even on?"
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"- Oh, God. - Last time,"
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"so I made a list of questions."
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"- Oh, okay, fine. - First one..."
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"- All right, get out of here, Mike. - Great session."
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"Don't mention it. Ever."
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"- Come in, take a seat. - Thanks."
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"So, we have something to toast"
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"because we found property for my library."
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"Oh, wonderful! You know, I'm on the board at the Nixon Library."
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"- but a great friend of Israel. - Yes, yes."
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"So, how much do you need?"
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"Do you know, by the way,"
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"Uh-huh, you're stalling. It must be a big number."
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"You know what helps? Bananas."
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"- Oh, is that so? - The potassium."
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"It's a little ache. It's nothing."
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"- If you're not using that... - Oh, absolutely!"
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"- I never turn down a warm compress. - Then take it."
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"Let's give Mr. Tanz a compress."
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"- Sir, of course. - Okay, good."
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"What, no massage?"
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"I believe you were about to mention a number."
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"- Yes. - Ooh. Ah."
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"of maybe five million."
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"Thank you."
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"But I think five million is swingable."
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"Oh, bless your heart and your deep pockets, Sherman."
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"Now, listen, if there's anything"
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"- that I can ever do... okay, there we go. - Actually,"
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"Madam President, because of the actions of misguided reformers,"
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"of dropping below 135% occupancy."
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"Well, I think that I'm partially to blame for that"
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"because I let you out of one."
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"Montez is pushing hard to put an end"
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"to for-profit prisons and privatization."
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"- It's madness! - It's insane."
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"I wanna find somebody to make sure it does not happen."
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"Yeah, we can find you a man or a woman,"
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"- Hang on a second. Richard? - Yes, ma'am?"
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"'cause he's building an infinity pool."
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"- It's always a pleasure. - It's always a tonic for me to see you."
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"- What's this? - My back."
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"a clean compress now, please."
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"CNN just came out with their speculative list"
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"of nominees for the open Supreme Court seat..."
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"Gary, put CNN on right now."
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"Oh."
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"Do we have any Hot Pockets?"
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"Well, ma'am, have you seen the doctor lately?"
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"- Because maybe it's meno... - Hey, don't fucking say that, okay?"
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"It's not that. Seriously, that is like"
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"I'm just tired, I'm uncomfortable,"
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"I can't get any air in here"
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"because all you people are in here sucking it."
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"We'll hit the book later."
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"- Gary, where are you going? - Nowhere. I'm not, I'm not."
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"Good news is without the tampons,"
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"it's gonna free up some space in my bag."
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"Where are you gonna put yours?"
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"I pardoned "Typhoid Moishe.""
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"Richard! Oh, I'm sorry."
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"It's all right, ma'am. How's your temperature been?"
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"Ma'am, I tried everyone on the Finance Committee..."
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"All of them?!"
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"They all said no very fast."
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"You have to check this out. This is insane."
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"What is it?"
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"Reaching across the aisle..."
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"I am breathing normally."
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