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Clips from The Office (2005) - Christening (S07E07)

"don't come in if you're sick,"
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"If Sabre really cared about our well-being,"
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"they would set up hand-desanitizing stations."
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"I'm not going to do that."
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"...is the best way to make yourself stronger."
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"You're welcome."
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"enabling your immune system to develop antibodies."
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"Jim, Pam,"
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"I wish you both a pleasant day."
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"And you, too. Yes. Praise God."
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"Top of the Sunday morning to you."
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"Oh, man..."
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"Does the Nard dog want Nard pups? Yeah."
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"For all your paper and printer needs."
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"The big guy and I, we've got some catching up to do."
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"I got an offer that you can't refuse. Scooch over."
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"It is really funny, but, you know,"
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"Okay, your turn."
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"Scooch, before I shoot you in the head."
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"I need you to tell me that you know you're not Cece's godfather."
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"Okay. Thank you."
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"Our friend Seth and his wife there. Yeah."
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"I don't even know how to say this."
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"but her parents are kind of boxing me out."
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"- Good morning. - Good morning."
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"Today we also say goodbye to our young adult ministry."
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"Okay, this is... All right, this is silly."
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"And thank you for your prayers for Justin."
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"Anyone else with a prayer or a remembrance?"
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"Good morning. Dwight Schrute."
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"I, too, have had a horrible year."
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"They say that the middle class is disappearing,"
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"and with it, the soul of America."
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"if you buy a printer at full price."
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"Somebody needs a change."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Cece, stop."
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"What? What?"
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"This is happening."
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"say that."
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"that sells happiness."
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"Okay, A, "Halbert"?"
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""The 'Halberts' are hosting an intimate reception"
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"Call it the Holy Spirit or the Passion of the Christ,"
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"Hi. Thanks for having us."
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"a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed them all."
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"She's just jealous 'cause she doesn't get to come home"
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"You think she is jealous about having a baby?"
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"I just wanted to thank our hosts"
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"Is it just the one jug of apple cider?"
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"noted baptism reception critic."
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"We need more food."
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"I'll go get some subs and sodas."
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"You could feed the hungry. Us."
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"We are hanging out. Right now."
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"You want some more of this?"
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"Look at these people. These are church-going people."
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"And they know how to party."
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"Well, it's... It's... Welcome to the party."
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"What is wrong with you guys?"
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"What is so horrible about wanting to"
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"get together and do something nice?"
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"What's so great about your lives"
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"And Kevin and Stanley,"
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"if you don't stop worrying so much"
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"Don't worry. She's asleep. I'm just gonna track down some more chairs."
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"Good luck to you. Bye."
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"We're proud of you."
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"Yeah!"
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"Really?"
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"Michael? Get off the bus."
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"Michael, this is irresponsible."
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"It is not irresponsible!"
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"Michael, you can't go to Mexico."
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"I wish I had a job that I could just leave."
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"Thank you."
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"Whatever."
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"They need to learn."
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"See you in a few months."
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"Why you always got to be so mean to me?"
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"Well, two days minus..."
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"I don't know, I thought it was like a gymnasium or..."
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"They don't know how."
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"You know how? Well, Carla knows."
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"Carla knows."
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"Mmm, trying to sleep."
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"and then, after two years, the lazy bums haven't even started."
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"but do you know when those subs are due into port?"
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"I think maybe some blonde lady had her."
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"A small blonde woman? Smaller than me."
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"Has anyone seen a small..."
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"Thousands of them."
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"Can you fake a seizure or a heart attack or something?"
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"Should I... I got it. I got it."
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"It's unsafe to talk to a driver."
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"then I'm going to stop it for you."
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"Hey, is there a problem, you guys?"
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"Why?"
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"I've done that."
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"Do you want that for little Jessica? No, you don't."
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"And the answer is clear."
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"Okay, stop the dang bus."
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"Is anyone still at the church?"
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"No. Actually, most of them went to go see a movie."
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"Oh! Lake Wobegon is on."
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"...banana bread, but,"
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"He was thinking about his pair of new boots."
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"it would take two years to get comfortable with the new boots."
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"it's that time of year,"
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"and according to a study done by the University of Arizona,"
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"they discovered that your keyboards"
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"have hundreds of times more bacteria"
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"per square inch, than a toilet seat."
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"I heard your mama has more bacteria"
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"per square inch than a toilet seat."
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"That's true. That's true. I dated her mama. And you know what?"
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"All right."
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"One of the simplest ways to cut down on the spread of germs"
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"is to use something called the vampire cough."
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"Did you say vampire?"
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