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Clips from South Park - Cartman Finds Love (S16E16)

"I'm sorry, but she's at the Denver Nuggets game."
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"She went with a nice white Jewish boy."
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"Welcome to today's match-up"
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"between the Denver Nuggets and the Los Angeles Clippers."
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"Nuggets fans, direct your attention to center court"
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"and the president of Halitosis Kidz,"
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"Here to attempt a 3-point shot"
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"Attention, please!"
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"Sometimes, love is hard."
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"But you can't just run away from it."
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"When you have something special, you have to work at it."
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"You can run all you want,"
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"I want to hold every morning and love you every night."
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"I promise you nothing but love and happiness."
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"That fat turd is the one who set up you and Token,"
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"because he thinks blacks belong together."
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"He did that?"
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"That's all I wanted to say. That, and..."
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"the Batmobile's outside."
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"Seriously, you got to see it. It's outside!"
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"What?"
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"I'm sorry too."
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"I wouldn't even talk to you at first because you were black."
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"Maybe we can give it another try."
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"I just think you're a great person. The color of your skin doesn't matter."
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"- Really? - There she is."
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"- Guess! - Just tell us, Butters."
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"Token is shy!"
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"Oh, my God, that is adorable!"
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"Nichole loves Kyle!"
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"How come?"
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"Sometimes, it works itself out, but sometimes..."
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"- I'd like that. - Cool."
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"Did they? I hadn't heard about that."
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"No, they won't!"
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"I can't be constipated on the job. That's why I need Soft-Serve."
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"Denver Nuggets?"
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"is the poster child for halitosis kids, Stacy Mullenberg."
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"Don't let society dictate who you can and can't be with."
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"I'll love you with every gay beat of my heart"
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"I swear."
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"I don't care either."
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"That's right. And I found somebody like you."
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"Fuck you!"
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"Other people have to use the bathroom. Can you hurry up?"
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"That's right, Cupid-Me. Same people belong together."
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"Man, this hard."
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"That new girl's into me!"
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"Somebody had to intervene!"
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"You're my fudgy charm of sunshine. Come here, you."
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"I'll get you."
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"Looks like somebody could use a little arrow of sunshine."
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"You're totally broken up?"
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"We're through."
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"Where are you going?"
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"I thought you were only with me because I'm black."
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"Is it that you want to ruin that, or are you homophobic?"
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"My God, so cute!"
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"So you can try and ruin things for Token and Nichole?"
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"Just because you're black doesn't mean you can only date black boys."
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"Do you still want to..."
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"Fuck you, Cupid-Me!"
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"Why are you so into their relationship?"
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"And I need you."
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"A good try."
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"Come back and flush the toilet, you silly."
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"I'll see you around."
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"My God!"
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"And we are very happy for you, sweetheart."
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"- Tickets, please. - No time!"
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"Do you think we could..."
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"I believe in you."
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"No, you don't."
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"Look at how happy they are!"
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"It's just..."
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"We're all set for the tip-off."
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"A place for everything, and everything in its place."
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"Do you hear me?"
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"Let them look. I don't care."
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"you still have to hold on, with both hands."
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"I'm sorry. I totally respect that."
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"What happened? It didn't work out?"
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"No, you don't."
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"What?"
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"Listen, I heard through the grapevine you've got a thing for Kyle."
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"together."
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"I'm more out than Kyle is, but..."
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"You'll tell everyone that you lied and we aren't a couple."
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"I know it's a little dry, but there's a lot more of it."
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"Yes, they will."
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"Here to sing the national anthem, country music star Brad Paisley."
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"who invite you to join in the fight against morbid halitosis in children."
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"for adolescents with terminally bad breath"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I can't do this alone. They need us."
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