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Clips from South Park - Cartman Finds Love (S16E16)

"Fellas!"
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"What?"
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"- We have a new cheerleader? - What she look like?"
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"That's awesome, Token. I'm happy for you."
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"You will be really cute together. What you gonna say to her?"
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"And so what we start to see now"
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"Robert Baratheon, and he asked Eddard,"
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"Guys, can I talk to you?"
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"Token's really shy..."
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"I'm just here on his behalf to, you know..."
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"I don't think she has any idea."
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"That's OK."
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"He's really nice. I dated him for a little while."
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"I kinda think this other boy's cute."
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"That kid with the orange coat and the green hat."
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"What?"
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"Nichole and Kyle sitting in a tree"
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"Thanks a lot for telling me."
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"Anyway, thanks a lot. Stay away from my man, bitch."
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"I wanted to let you know, if you ever need somebody to talk to,"
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"Tell Nichole the teacher wants towels delivered to boys' locker room."
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"Tomorrow, Token and Nichole are gonna be practically married."
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"Maybe they just aren't meant for each other."
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"- Where? - I don't see a Batmobile."
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"You're kinda friends with that Nichole girl, right?"
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"Thanks."
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"I heard Kyle swings for the same team."
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"I don't know what's happening,"
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"In here!"
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"- You think the janitors are still here? - Don't worry, it's gonna be OK."
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"Thanks a lot for making me feel safe in there."
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"That cool have been really scary."
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"My God, so cute."
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"Thanks again."
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"We found them each other's ray of sunshine."
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"I don't know. It's just so perfect."
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"Just because they're the same race doesn't mean they belong together."
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"Look, what about Luke Covina and Maria Sanchez?"
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"Is it a coincidence they ended up together?"
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"They're together 'cause they got locked in the school gym over night."
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"People turning heads and saying:"
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"It's not like that. We just happened to like each other."
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"Here, have some more turkey."
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"What the fuck have you been eating?"
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"Take your sunshine,"
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"You're OK?"
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"It's done?"
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"Then, she's gonna be seeing other people?"
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"I'm sorry, I like girls."
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"I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have doubted you."
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"Please come back."
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"I know I got a little angry, but I believe in you."
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"Yes, I do, Cupid-Me."
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"Stop it."
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"This is a message for all of you who have just ended a relationship."
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"Even though the world is against you,"
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"I love you, babe."
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"try to pretend you like girls, but when we kiss, there's magic!"
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"Don't let it go."
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"I swear to God I'll be there."
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"Thank you all."
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"People will look at us funny, think we supposed to be together."
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"Stop it!"
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"La Fabrique www.sous-titres.eu"
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"Guess what Larry Barsky told me!"
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"There's a new girl that started school here today,"
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"and she's joining the cheerleading squad."
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"If there is a new girl,"
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"we're not putting claims on her and getting into a big fight."
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"It's gonna be her choice who she likes the most."
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"Look, there she is."
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"Oh, my God! Token, are you stoked?"
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"Why? Why are you happy for me?"
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"I'm being seriously."
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"Nothing."
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"is a pattern in world history much like the Greeks and the Romans."
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"Remember there were seven families"
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"fighting for control of the land of Westeros."
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"The King of Westeros was who?"
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"also knows known as, of course, Lord Stark,"
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"to serve as Hand of the King."
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"You remember that Lord Stark accepted, of course."
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"The Queen's family, the Lannisters,"
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"were really trying back then to take control, weren't they?"
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"Where were Targaryens at this time? They were across the sea."
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"They were also trying to take the throne."
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"Go ahead."
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"So we've got the Greeks, the Romans, the Starks, the Lannisters..."
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"Would you shut the hell up?"
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"... headed for a big blowout right in season 2."
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"You want me to pass her a Jelly Bean?"
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"He's got boneritus."
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"Right, guys?"
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"Everyone pay attention!"
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"Now what I want to get into today"
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"is what was going on in the North."
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"Because that's the whole other matter that's pretty hard to keep straight..."
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"So Kelly told Stacy that she wasn't invited."
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"Now Stacy pissed as us."
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"- Why? - Can I talk to you real quick?"
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"What kind of stuff is the new girl saying about Token?"
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"About Token? Why?"
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"Token likes Nichole?"
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"Of course."
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"Could you let her know she might have to make the first move?"
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"One, two, three, four. Sorry, Bebe."
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"So, Nichole, guess what?"
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"One of the boys here already has a crush on you."
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"Oh, my gosh, who?"
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"That boy, Token."
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"Go for it!"
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"Geez, thanks, you guys, but to be totally honest,"
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"Who?"
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"You mean Kyle?"
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"K-I-S-S-O-M-G"
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"Shut up, it's just a crush."
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"Motherfucker!"
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"We are Cows, proud and true"
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"Come on, South Park"
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"Go Cows!"
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