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Clips from South Park - Marjorine (S09E09)

"Just keep stalling, Butters. We don't have the dead pig quite ready yet"
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"Butters? Butters, whatever is troubling you, this isn't the answer!"
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"Look at all these people who've come out for you!"
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"Just come down now, son, and ...we promise we won't ground you for more than a couple of weeks."
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"N'aw geez! Now I'm gonna get grounded, too."
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"Okay, it's ready! Step down, Butters!"
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"He, h-he's coming down! Oh thank God!"
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"Okay. One! Two!"
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"JEEESUS CHRIST!"
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"OHHHH MY GOD!!"
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"He... didn't make it."
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"NOOOOOO!! NOOOOOO!! My son is DEEAAD!! NOOOOOO!!"
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"Nice."
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"And he shall be remembered as the peaceful little boy who warmed his parent's hearts."
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"We know this request to be futile, Lord, but just thought we would ask."
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"NOOOOOO!! Don't put him down there!! Don't put him down there!!"
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"Okay children, let's take our seats."
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"Now I know that we're all still in deep, deep mourning over the tragic death of our classmate, Butters"
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"Who's Butters?"
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"And so I'd like you to help me welcome a new student who has just moved here from Dallas."
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"Children, please say hello to... Marjorine."
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"Oh, uh, hello."
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"Welcome to our school, Marjorine."
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"Oh... Thank you."
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"Dude, I think it's totally working. The girls are totally buying it."
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"Why don't you tell the children a little about yourself, Marjorine?"
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"Nice."
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"Now Marjorine, that's not very lady-like."
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"Us Colorado girls love to get pounded in the snootch just like any woman, but we keep it to ourselves."
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"That girls sure has a strange sense of fashion."
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"Dude, they totally think he's a girl."
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"All right, have a seat, Marjorine,"
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"I'm sure all the other girls will be happy to show you around the school. Won't you, girls?"
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"Where do you buy your clothes?"
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"Oh. Uhm, you know. Girl places."
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"Dude, they've bought it hook line and sinker. This is going swimmingly."
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"'Kay Mom."
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"Oh, and Heidi, there's going to be one extra girl coming to your slumber party."
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"The new girl in your class, Marjorine."
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"Mom, I didn't invite her!"
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"I know, sweetie, but I got a call from Marjorine's mother."
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"Her mother ?"
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"She said Marjorine is having a really hard time being in a new school."
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"Her mom asked me personally if we could have Marjorine over,"
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"and besides, her mother told me that she works as a state official and that I should ... respect her authroitay."
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"Linda? Linda, please come downstairs."
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"Why couldn't we help him? Why is our little boy dead?"
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"Oh Butters! Oh Butters, I miss you so much!"
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"Who are you?"
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"I came to talk you out of it."
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"You need tuh... just accept that your son is dead, not try to bring him back."
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"Bring him back? Why... What are you talking about?"
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"I know you're thinkin' of puttin; him up there, the Indian Burial Ground up that road."
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"You're thinking if you bury his body there, he will come back alive."
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"You're saying if I... dig up my son's body and rebury him at the... old Indian Burial Ground, that I-"
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"I'm just here to talk you out of it."
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"Don't bury your son's body at the Indian Burial Ground, Stotch!"
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"All right, Butters, that's Heidi's house."
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"What if they find out I ain't a girl?"
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"But if they all start, you know, lezzing out, just roll with it."
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"Lezzing out? What's lezzing out?"
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"Now look, Butters, when the girls bring out the future-telling device, pay attention to how it works"
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"Once you know how to operate it, just grab it and get the hell out of there."
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"Wuh then I can go home and tell my mommy and daddy I'm not really dead?"
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"Youh dude, of course. Now go, the party's already started."
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"Good luck, man"
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"Remember Butters, you must get that future-telling device from the girls at all costs!"
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"And just roll with it if they start lezzing out."
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"All right, now we all want you to have a good time."
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"But as Heidi's parents, tonight it is our responsibility to look out for all of you."
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"There's not gonna be any drinking, no pot, and most importantly, if I catch any boys anywhere near this party, they're gonna be in a world of hurt."
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"So, what do you guys wanna do first?"
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"We could play "girl talk.""
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"I brought the new Justin Timberlake CD. We should dance to it."
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"How about we read each other's futures?"
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"I know. Let's do "Light as a feather, stiff as a board.""
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"Who wants to go first?"
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"I will."
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"Oh geez, are we gonna start lezzing out?"
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"Light as a feather, stiff as a board."
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"Jesus, what are they doing in there?"
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"God only knows the horrors that go on in girls' slumber parties. Let's just hope Butters can survive it."
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"AAAAAAAAAAH NOO! Witches! You're all witches!"
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"Marjorine, what is your problem?!"
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"Yeah, and your hair is totally stupid!"
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"Yeah, and you're flat"
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"Marjorine, why don't you just leave?! Nobody wants you here!"
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"There he is. There's my boy! Come on, Butters!"
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"Oh... Butters... smell like... bacon."
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"Don't worry. We're gonna bring you back, son. We're gonna bring you back!"
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"I think we went too far with Marjorine"
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"She's in the bathroom crying."
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"Marjorine?"
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"Nobody likes meee..."
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"Marjorine? Marjorine? Hey, we didn't mean it."
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"You don't know how hard it is to be me."
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"Marjorine, we were just teasing. We think you're great."
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"You think I'm uglee-eeheheee."
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"You said I'm ugly and I'm flat."
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"Marjorine, you just have a different look, that's all. We just... we need to help you bring out your inner beauty."
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"Yeah. How about we all give you a little makeover, Marjorine?"
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"Yeah, Let's go!"
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"You mean it?"
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"Dude, it's been too long. Something's wrong"
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"Maybe they found him out."
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"Then, he's already dead."
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"Come on, we gotta go check on him"
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"Can you see anything?"
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"He's just dancing around."
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"That sonofabitch!"
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"Marjorine, sweetie, your mom's on the phone."
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"Hello ?"
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"Butters! Just what the fuck do you think you're doing?!"
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"You aren't there to have fun, you black asshole! You were supposed to be getting the future-telling device."
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"Working on what?! Your dance moves?!"
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"Now look! I'm getting pretty sick of this! Well I put myself through a lot, and you can't talk to me like that! Uh, mom."
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"Just do what you were sent in there to do, dickface!"
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"Hey Marjorine, you wanna know your future?"
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"Ah. Uhh. Could I hold that?"
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"Sure. Here, you do my future."
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