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Clips from South Park - Marjorine (S09E09)

"What ?"
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"The girls do not have a device that shows them the future, Cartman! That's retarded!"
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"Uh, I secretly videotaped the girls on the playground yesterday using my Wellington Bear video camera."
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"I warn you, these images may be too shocking for young children."
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"Blue."
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"Whoa! Wow!"
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"I'll do it! I'll do it! Pick a number."
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"Three."
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"I... don't believe it."
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"Gemtemen, we have to get our hands on that device."
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"It's all set."
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"The outside of the device seems to be covered in numerals."
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"Good. Keep working. We want to know all we can before we try to operate it."
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"All that's left for us to do is get the device from the girls and bring it here."
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"Heidi Turner is going to have a slumber party on Thursday night."
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"No, not a boy, but a girl."
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"NOOOOOO!! NOOOOOO!! BUTTERS!!"
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"But we all must try to move on"
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"Well, I'm just a typical little girl."
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"I like dancin', an' and ponies, a-a-and getting my snootch pounded on Friday night."
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"Heidi, sweetie, I'm just gonna set the snacks over here."
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"Who??"
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"Mr. Stotch. I know what you're thinkin'."
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"Sometimes, dead is better."
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"Indian... Burial Ground?"
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"It's been done before, what you're thinkin' of. The Nelson boy, back in '85."
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"Don't do it, Stotch! What comes out of the ground ain't the thing you put in."
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"Huh I can't do it, felas. I can't go into a girls' slumber party!"
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"You're gonna be fine."
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"Now Butters, we don't know exactly what it is that girls do at their slumber parties."
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"All right, have a nice time, girls"
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"Huh? Oh nothin'. Hey, you guys wanna tell each other's futures now?"
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"Yeah. I can tell you your future, Marjorine! You're going to live alone your entire life because you're a nerdy dorky geed!"
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"Aw gee, she's really upset."
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"You're not ugly, Marjorine."
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"My mom?"
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"Well, I'm just havin' some fun with my girlfriends."
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"Well, I'm workin' on it!"
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"Stand back! I had a... great time tonight, but I gotta do what I was sent here to do!"
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"Tango tango tango! We've got it!"
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"Let's get it to the cointainment center! Go!"
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"Haaahahahaha, we have the device now! The power belongs to us!"
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"Linda, I did it for you! You wanted him back so much. So did I!"
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"Not Like this."
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"Huhey Mom and Dad, I'm not-"
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"Gentlemen, this is a historic day for all of boy- and mankind! In a few moments, we will know the future"
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"Ho- hold on guys. We're not sure what this device is capable of."
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"Wait! I don't wanna know that"
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"They'll come after it for sure."
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"Are you guys nuts?! After everything we've gone through?!"
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"Think of the power!"
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"Here. Here, you see? It's going to be all right. Hello... son."
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"Can I please just have somethin' to eat? Well I'm pretty hungry."
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"It's... hungry."
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"Here you go, son. Eat!"
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"I don't know, I, I got this emergency letter from Cartman,"
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"who said to meet in his basement?"
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"Ah, gentlemen, thank you for coming."
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"We don't have a lot of time, so I'll cut to the chase:"
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"The girls at our school have been hiding something from us!"
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"Hiding something huge..."
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"What if I were to tell you... that the girls have a device..."
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"which allows them to see... into the future?"
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"What ??"
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"How do you know?"
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"You, sir, mocked Cartman before, yet you two sit here demanding answers!"
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"Now damn you let him speak!"
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"Thank you, Clyde."
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"Aaaagh, I'm afraid it's true."
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"I caught the following images on tape."
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"Oh okay, I'm not lookin'."
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"Video Playback Initialized!"
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"Cool!Okay, my turn, my turn! Do me now!"
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"Okay Bebe, what do you want to know?"
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"I want to know if I want to live in a big mansion in the future."
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"Okay, let's find out. Ready?"
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"Pick a number."
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"Four."
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"One two three four. Okay, pick a color."
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"B L U E. All right, pick another color."
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"'Kaaay. Okay, will Bebe live in a big mansion in the future?"
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"Definitely yes!"
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"All right!"
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"Do me next. I wanna know if I'm gonna marry somebody cute"
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"One two three. Nooow, pick a color."
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"G R E E N"
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"Now blue!"
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"The answer is no."
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"Aw dangit!"
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"Oh my God, how does it know the answer?"
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"Believe it! The girls can ask it any question they want and it gives them an answer."
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"Freeze image!"
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"How is the incubation shield coming, Clyde?"
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"Once we have the device, it can be housed in here safely until we know what we're dealing with."
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"Good man."
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"Any luck here?"
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"Inside are colors... which must open up some sort of temporal timewall"
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"All right, gentlemen, our containment center for the timewall is nearly complete."
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"Let's go take it."
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"Don't be a fool, Craig."
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"Do you really think the girls are just gonna hand that technology over?"
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"So what do you suggest?"
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"There's no doubt in my mind the girls will be using the future-telling device there."
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"If we... can get somebody invited to that slumber party,"
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"not only can we get a hold of the device, but, find out how to use it."
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"Yeah, there's just one problem: a boy can't go to a chicks' slumber party."
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"One of us is gonna have to go undercover, show up in school tomorrow disguised as the new girl who just moved to town"
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"You mean like that movie, Juwanna Mann?"
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"No, not like Juwanna Mann, Kevin, okay?! It's way cooler than that!"
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"But if one of us pretends to be the new girl in class, the girls will wonder where that boy went."
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"Which is why we have to fake that boy's death."
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"Take your top man, fake his death, then send him in disguised as the enemy."
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"That's a pretty solid idea. But who?"
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"Mr. and Mrs. Stotch?"
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"Yes? What is it, officer?"
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"You'd better come quick."
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"Your son is at the Bowery Building threatening to kill himself."
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"Don't do it, son! You have too much to live for!"
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"Oh my God, Butters!"
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"Oh uh, hi Mom."
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