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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Marisa Berenson (S03E03)

"Oh, Marisa Berenson, 35 seconds to curtain, Miss Berenson."
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"- Oh, good. - [growling]"
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"♪ On the most sensational Inspirational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"is the beautiful international film star,"
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"Miss Marisa Berenson."
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"[humming, vocalizing]"
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"[sniffs] Come on, Seymour, you need a bath."
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"OK, what is the title of the closing sketch?"
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"they sail away and then they come back to me."
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"Oh, yeah, well, I know that."
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"Today finds us at the national wig racing championships."
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"Uh, does the wig have a name?"
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"[dogs barking]"
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"♪ Over me ♪"
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"♪ Someone to watch ♪"
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"Would you be a dear? Would you lace me up?"
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"- Now? - Go!"
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"- Oh, what the hay. - ♪ Hay, a hop of holden hun ♪"
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"♪ Bo, a beer a female beer ♪"
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"Hold it! Come on, you're ruining the whole song!"
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"[squabbling stops]"
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"[♪ Our House]"
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"♪ So we asked him to come in and we hit him with a hammer ♪"
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"♪ And we hope you will stay ♪"
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"♪ And we hope you will stay ♪"
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"♪ We will ask you to come in ♪"
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"♪ And we know ♪"
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"[applause]"
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"- Oh, curse these flies. - [buzzing]"
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"who wants your autograph for her sick grandson. Sign here."
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"Oh, OK. Listen, is everything ready"
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"you signed the license... uh, you signed the autograph."
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"No, cries at weddings."
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"to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
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"I..."
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"I..."
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"Close the curtains! We're done!"
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"[applause]"
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"I'll give you tickets to next week's show."
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"[knocking on door]"
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, Scooter, who does all this luggage belong to?"
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"Oh, didn't you know? It's a gift to you from the show."
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"Now, wait a minute."
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"This isn't some kind of weird Muppet luggage"
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"that's gonna blow up or turn into cheese"
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"like everything else on this strange show?"
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"No, no, no, it's just regular alligator luggage."
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"Oh! Oh, no!"
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"[gasps]"
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"[drum roll]"
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"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star,"
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"Marisa Berenson!"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪"
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"- Why don't we leave? - Where would we go?"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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"[high-pitched note]"
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"Thank you, thank you! Welcome again to The Muppet Show,"
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"where tonight's special guest star"
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"But first, on our show we've done traditional dances"
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"from many countries, but never Russia."
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"Well, tonight their luck has run out."
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"[tempo quickens]"
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"[vocalizing]"
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"[applause]"
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"Well, there goes détente."
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"- Where? - Never mind."
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"OK, get onstage, jugglers."
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"Way to go, gang."
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"Nothing like a good old-fashioned Russian pig dance."
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"Oh, boy, if you like that act, you're gonna love mine."
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"Uh, who are you?"
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"Lew Zealand and his boomerang fish act."
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"Whoo!"
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"Lew Zealand and his boomerang fish act?"
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"Oh, yeah. Hey, it's razzle-dazzle."
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"Uh, well, I'm sorry,"
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"but I'm not booking any highbrow acts just now."
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"Well, think about it, OK?"
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"Oh, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie,"
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"thank you for putting me in charge of the closing sketch."
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"You just cannot say no to me, can you?"
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"Uh, is that the sketch there?"
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"- Yes, it is, yes. - Well, tell me about it."
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"- Uh, it's a secret. - What?"
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"Well, I'll tell you the title."
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"The Wedding."
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"- The Wedding. - Mm-hmm."
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"You see, you're the groom and moi am the bride."
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"[laughs] Isn't that a silly idea? Isn't that funny?"
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"Uh, maybe."
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"Oh, Kermie! Oh, it shall be so wonderful!"
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"Uh, funny, funny I mean, funny. [kissing]"
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"Oh, boy, Kermit's kind of busy just now."
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"[clears throat] Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"our very special guest star,"
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"the lovely and talented Marisa Berenson!"
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"[soft orchestral music]"
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"[applause]"
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"Did you like that number?"
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"Speak up, my hearing aid's busted."
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"[shouts] Did you like that number."
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"- I liked what I heard. - What did you hear?"
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"- "Did you like that number?" - [groans]"
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"I tell you, it's terrific."
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"Yeah, you see, I throw the fish into the air,"
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"Yeah, but I don't care about boomerang fish acts."
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"Oh, you will. They're coming back."
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"- Uh, Miss Piggy. - Oh, um, yes, hello, Kermie."
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"Oh, Kermie, how aggressive and manly you sound."
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"Never mind the sweet talk."
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"I mean, I've gotta learn my lines."
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"Well, you only have one line."
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"I do?"
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"Exactly."
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