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Clips from New Girl - Katie (S02E02)

"Anybody asks, you're the ball boy."
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"Hey, coach, put me in."
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"WOMEN: Schmidt. - What the hell are you doing here?"
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"SCHMIDT: Come on, move over. Hey, y'all."
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"- Really? - Okay, teamwork. Defense."
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"I've a lot of money that I wanna deposit in your Tyra Banks."
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"If he touches your sister, I'm gonna stop paying your cell phone bill."
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"The L.A. Sparks. So many sparks in one place, you're about to start the world's sexiest fire."
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"Andy and I have been sending each other some pretty dirty texts."
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"Tell them to the professor. Let me see."
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"He says, "Can't stop thinking about what you're gonna wear tonight.""
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"- How do I respond? - With a simple "or not wear.""
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"Okay. "Or not wear..."
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"...because sex happens naked.""
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"- Send. - Okay, let me help you with that."
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""Just kidding. Get ready for a night you will never forget." Okay?"
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"...you will go brain-dead and have memory loss." Send."
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"Oh, no."
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"Autocorrect changed "body" to "meat bar.""
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"- Bearclaw, what are you? - Yeah!"
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"Oh, you're so hot."
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"Come here. Oh."
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"I can't wait to see your meat bar."
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"BEARCLAW: That's why they call me Bearclaw."
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"You did that yourself, in middle school."
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"Now it's contracting its claws."
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"Like, "Rrawr! I'm gonna attack you in the wild.""
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"[CELL PHONE RINGING]"
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"Oh, my God. Phone's ringing. Gotta take this."
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"- I'm so sorry, it's very important. - No, no I'll just be cooking."
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"I love cooking."
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"It's my only outlet."
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"Nick. Nick."
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"- You gave my number to the wrong guy. - Which one did you want me to give it to?"
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"- Andy. - Andy is so boring."
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"Bearclaw just told me a 10-minute joke about squirrels..."
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"...with the punch line: "Eat these nuts.""
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"- Seriously? He is so awesome. - Nick, I don't wanna hurt his feelings."
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"Tell me what to do because you got me into this mess."
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"- This is your fault. - This is not my fault."
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"I just wanted you to stop cleaning the kitchen so much."
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"Who's KT? I'm KT. What is happening?"
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"- Hey, Mama Bear. - Hey."
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"- Can I tell you something? - Me first."
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"Um, when Nick... When Nick told me you wanted my number..."
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"...I was all like: "Aah!""
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"And then I was like, "Nick, this might be the best thing that ever happened to me.""
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"Now you go."
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"Um, what I was gonna say was, um..."
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"You're..."
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"- An old soul. - Hey, I wanted to tell you..."
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"...when I, uh..."
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"...I got your text from before..."
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"...and I have figured out my sex character..."
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"...and it's Sergeant Giddyap Carruthers."
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"Hey, if we make love later..."
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"...and I tell you to pretend that I'm a scary ghost..."
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"...are you gonna be weirded out by that? - Bearclaw, I'm sick."
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"...face. - No. I've got an anal thermometer in my bag."
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"I'm really good at telling myself and I think that... I feel very feverish, I don't..."
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"- Oh, yeah. You do feel hot. ...need the thermometer."
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"Now you feel even hotter."
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"Alisha, have a drink with me."
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"Schmidt, I only go out with guys who play basketball."
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"Let's play for it. I win, you have a drink with me..."
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"Schmidt, I'm a professional basketball player."
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"We both have jobs, get over it."
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"- Do I ever finish writing my zombie book? - Z is for Zombie?"
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"Great title. Do we ever get rich and famous?"
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"Three words: Hot air balloon."
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"Do we invent them?"
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"- Jess or Katie? - Not now, Nicks."
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"Hey, tell her you're sorry."
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"- What for? - You'll find out."
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"I'm sure I did something stupid, but what?"
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"Just tell her you're sorry."
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"- What did I do? - You did something stupid."
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"So tell her you're sorry."
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"Now I know why people get annoyed with me. It's hard to talk to us."
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"You know, I can't believe she asked Nick for your number..."
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"Yeah, you know what? We're perfect together."
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"It's like I finally found my lady bear."
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"I felt like we had a connection too."
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"I don't know if you ever get that feeling like..."
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"Like, maybe I could marry this woman."
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"JESS: Oh, God."
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"Is... Is there a woman in that bathroom being harmed?"
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"Get out of the way, I was trained for this."
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"Now you're gonna get the Bearclaw..."
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"- Jess? - Hi, Bearclaw."
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"I thought you were sick."
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"- I'm feeling better. - Why are you...? If you're sick..."
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"...why are nothing but your breasts covered, Jess?"
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"Are you a doctor, is that why?"
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"Are you a doc... Is he a doctor?"
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"- Do you know these guys, Katie? - Who's Katie?"
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"Hey, what is going on in...?"
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"- Jess? - No, Nick."
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"- Katie? - What is happening?!"
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"Liar!"
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"- You liar! - I'm sorry, Bearclaw, but I meant Nick..."
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"...to give my number to Andy. Silver lining, you have a huge fan in Nick."
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"She's not good enough for you. None of these people are."
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"Sam, I'm sorry I stole you from Katie but... Ugh!"
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"- Look at you. - He's so handsome."
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"- Very handsome. JESS: I'm only human."
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"I would've taken you to the bathroom."
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"- He would've. - You guys are terrible people."
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"- I wanna die. SAM: Hold on a second."
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"- Are you really a dancer? - Are you an idiot, Sam?"
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"Yes, did I tell a lie? I did."
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"But in my defense..."
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"...I'm off the grid."
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"We are all off the grid. Hey, hey, we are all off the grid, every single one of us..."
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"...especially you, handsome."
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"- I loved you! - I think that's a little bit of an exaggeration."
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"You're gonna tell him how he feels after everything you've done?"
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"Why don't you shut up, Andy."
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"- Shut up, Andy. - What is this, recess?"
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"- Shut up. - Shut up, Andy!"
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