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Clips from New Girl - Katie (S02E02)

"- What's this, prison? - Jar."
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"No, Jess!"
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"- Oh, yeah, Bearclaw helps with the deliveries. - Hey."
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"- How's the little dog of yours? - I had to put her..."
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"- And I'm done. SAM: All right, you know..."
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"- Vintage Katie. - Like an animal, you are."
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"Okay, there comes a time in every person's life..."
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"For me it was the third night of Chanukah '96..."
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"- Am I right? CHARMAINE: Uh-uh."
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""Because once you see my body..."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"BEARCLAW: See, now it's retracting its claws."
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"Oh, my God."
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"[CELL PHONE BEEPING]"
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"- Oh. - In my..."
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"Shoot me."
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"Yeah, and I'm a guy who works in marketing that wants to give it to you."
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"No, they've been invented."
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"- No. - I don't buy it."
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"Nick. It's time."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"[PUBLIC ENEMY'S "HE GOT GAME" PLAYING]"
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"He's got game P.E., 1998"
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"It might feel good It might sound a little something"
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"Well, it took a year but she's finally cooking and cleaning."
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"I knew this would pay off eventually."
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"- Does everybody like egg pie? - I believe the word you're looking for is frittata."
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"Oh, Schmidt, stop staring at my frittatas. Ha, ha, ha."
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"You gotta do something. My sister's coming, my mother's coming."
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"I love being unemployed. I love it."
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"If I lost my job a week ago I'd be deep in a porn hole by now."
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"- Five second rule. - The images..."
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"The things I would've seen by now..."
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"Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan?"
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"- That's ajar for sure. - I already got the money."
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"- Oh, no! WINSTON: What?"
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"NICK: No. SCHMIDT: Damn it!"
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"What is this?"
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"JESS: I just finished that last night. Isn't it great?"
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"- Felt art? Nick. - I'm on it."
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"- What? - What photo were you working from?"
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"- My hair hasn't looked like that in weeks. - It looks just like that."
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"- Just like that. - You are perfect in that."
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"SCHMIDT: This is making me furious. JESS: It's multi-cloth collage."
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"SCHMIDT: Insane. NICK: Jess, can I have a word with you?"
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"Take a break."
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"You're looking at this the wrong way."
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"This is the first time you don't have to be anywhere or do anything."
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"- Right. - You could make weird art or..."
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"...don't make weird art. The point is you can do whatever you want."
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"You could go off the grid. You could be an outlaw."
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"I'm not really someone who goes off the grid, Nick."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"[IN DEEP VOICE] I'm off the grid!"
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] I'm so far off the grid that everybody's all:"
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""She's off the grid!" And I'm all, "I don't play by your rules."
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"I can drink at 11 a.m."
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"- Yeah, that backfired pretty quickly. - High five."
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"[SINGING] Who's that girl? CHORUS: Who's that girl?"
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"It's Jess"
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"Look at that, look at that, look at that."
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"My mom always said I was a late bloomer. Wait till she sees this mustache. Bam!"
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"- That's not a shadow? - What?"
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"Your nose makes a shadow right over your..."
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"Oh, it is a mustache. You look adorable."
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"Winston, I need you to be honest with me, okay?"
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"- Yeah. - Does your mother not like me?"
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"- Yes. - She does... She does not like me?"
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"- Schmidt, she loves you. - Good."
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"Good, because historically speaking, I'm like catnip to tough African-American women."
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"- It because I don't front, know what I mean? - Don't do that."
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"- Aight. - What is that?"
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"What's your name?"
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"I'm Nick."
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"Nick's name is Nick! Nick, meet Nick."
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"- Hi, Nick. - You guys even look alike."
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"- Look at that turtle face. ANDY: Nick."
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"- Want these kegs behind the bar? BOTH NICKS: Yes."
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"- He was talking to me. - He was talking to you."
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"NICK: Andy, I'll go get your check, bud."
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"Hey, Winston, you can just have the hummus in there, it's giving me the toots."
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"- Hey, Schmidt. - Hey, Alisha."
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"- You look great. Wow. - Thanks."
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"- Like they stretched the ugly out of Winston. - Mm."
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"- How's the hoops? Yeah? - Good, It's good."
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"Very impressive, pro ball. I mean, women's pro, but still."
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"Swoosh."
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"I was working in real estate, but I got laid off so..."
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"I got laid off last week. I don't know what to do."
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"I just told myself it was a chance to start over."
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"- Yes. - Be someone I've always wanted to be."
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"- You know? - I'm Jess."
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"- Hi, how are you? - I'm Bearclaw!"
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"- Here's your check, man. - Thanks."
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"Maybe I'll see you around, I'm in the phone booth."
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"Oh, it was nice to meet you, Jess."
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"- Nice meeting you too. - And you met me."
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"Yes, nice to meet you both."
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"Hey. Nick..."
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"...I know what I'm gonna do with all my free time."
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"- Him. - You like him?"
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"Mother, may I?"
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"- Can you give him my phone number? - Yeah, absolutely."
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"[GROWLS]"
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"Winston, your sister got so hot. I'm gonna have to Shaq Attack her."
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"May I have your blessing because I'm gonna be dribbling..."
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"- Schmidt. - Boom. Technical foul."
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"Boom, illegal use of the hands."
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"- Boom... - Hello, Schmidt."
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"Charmaine. Charmaine!"
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"The loft just became Big Momma's House."
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"Give me a hug."
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"- You gonna take care of this? Okay. - He's dead to me."
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"Uh, excuse me, are you Katie?"
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"I'm Sam, from Cupid-Match."
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"And I'm the girl from my dreams of you."
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"- You are Katie, right? - Ahem. Yeah."
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"- Finally. - I am, I'm Katie."
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"- Hi. - Hi. So many emails back and forth."
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"Him down on the way here."
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