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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"it's the best country in the world."
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"(GRUNTS) Tantrum!"
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"Hey, haven't seen you all week. How you doing?"
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"(SCREAMING) Come on!"
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"- Okay, Barney. - Sorry."
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"I have to pee."
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"(BOTH SINGING ALONG) And I would walk 500 miles"
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"Sugar snap pea?"
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"Thank you!"
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"Goodbye, Sparky."
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"he reminded me of my favorite comb."
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"That reminds me, I have to pee."
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"ROGERS: ... because Sparky loved chasing a ball,"
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"Indian rubber ball..."
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"Learn English!"
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"If she's pissed, she's pissed."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"I guess Canada's not so bad."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, as you know, Aunt Robin grew up in Canada."
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"That meant sometimes she dressed a little differently."
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"Okay, let's do this!"
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"Sometimes she talked a little differently."
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"Ted, this hydro bill is bigger than Louis Cyr's biceps."
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"What, you leave the garburator on all night, eh?"
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"She hung out at different bars and enjoyed leisure time a little differently."
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"Make fun of the Great White North all you want,"
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"- Mmm-hmm. - Social experiment."
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"- U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A. - (CROWD CHANTING)"
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"Okay, okay. You know, what does that even prove, okay?"
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"You chant anything, people will join in."
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"(CHANTING) Canada, Canada... Okay, they won't chant anything."
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"Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice."
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"(CROWD CHANTING) Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice..."
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"Shrimp fried rice, totally."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Anyway, speaking of food, Marshall, I've got some bad news."
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"Just read online, Gazzola's is closing."
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"- No! - What's Gazzola's?"
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"A filthy mecca of spectacular if undercooked pizza"
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"located at 316 Kinzie Street, Chicago, Illinois."
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"Back in college, Ted and I used to take these crazy road trips"
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"from Connecticut all the way to Chicago just for a Gazzola's pizza."
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"Twenty-two hours. No map. We'd just jump in the Fiero and drive."
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"We were like Lewis and Clark,"
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"if Lewis and Clark peed in empty soda bottles"
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"and had a bong made out of a cantaloupe."
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"Man, those Gazzola's trips, that's when we really became bros."
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"- We ate nothing but jerky. - Drank nothing but Tantrum."
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"OLDER TED: Ah, Tantrum. Tantrum was a soft drink with the highest caffeine content"
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"legally available over the counter."
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"It was eventually discontinued after an extensive study by the FDA."
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"Oh, man, we went through a whole case of Tantrum one trip."
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"I was color-blind for two weeks after that."
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"I think that's the reason that I pass out when I hear church bells."
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"It's probably a good thing they're closing Gazzola's."
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"Those trips were brutal, right?"
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"The long hours in the car, the motion sickness, the smell..."
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"So, what time are we leaving for Gazzola's tomorrow?"
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"- I was thinking 9:00, 9:30. - Hmm."
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"I am ready to hit the road. I got baby wipes."
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"I got a variety of jerky. I got six cans of Tantrum."
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"Well, four. One burned through the can, the other one I drank already."
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"I am so psyched! Marshall and I haven't done something"
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"just the two of us for so long."
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"Ever since he got married, he's turned from an "l" to a "we.""
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"- What do you mean? - Think about it."
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"We're doing great."
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"Did you watch the Jets game?"
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"We most certainly did."
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"How'd things go at the doctor?"
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"We no longer have a hemorrhoid problem."
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"Hmm."
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"You guys will not believe this. I've been talking to my lawyer all morning."
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"You know that guy I had a slight disagreement with at the Hoser Hut?"
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"He's filing assault charges."
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"I broke his nose with a chair."
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"And now, apparently, I might end up getting deported."
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"- Oh, my God, that sucks! - Yeah."
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"I'm gonna go do push-ups in the kitchen."
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"Tantrum! (GRUNTS)"
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"Well, there's only one possible way to avoid getting deported."
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"My lawyer said I can become an American citizen."
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"Perfect. Problem solved. Welcome aboard."
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"Well, it's not that simple. I'm a Canadian. I was born there."
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"My family's there. It's who I am."
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"I know, and it's provided us with a lot of laughs."
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"But, Robin, if you want to live here, work here,"
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"and throw chairs at people here, you have to do this."
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"Well, there's a citizenship test tomorrow."
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"- (MUTTERING) - I'll think about it."
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"No, no, you have to do it. I'll help you study."
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"We're gonna stay up all night long."
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"I'm gonna drill you, and then we're gonna study."
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"No, seriously. We're gonna do some cramming and then we're gonna study."
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"No, seriously. We're gonna bone up on..."
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"- It's a rich area. - It is."
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"But, you know, it's not going to be easy, this test."
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"It's not like the Canadian citizenship test."
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"How do you know the Canadian test is easy?"
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"It's Canada."
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"Question one. Do you want to be Canadian?"
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"Question two. Really?"
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"(YELLING) Ted! Ted! Check it out!"
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"I got black coffee on the left, I got Tantrum on the right!"
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"- Do you have a phone book? - Yes, I do!"
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"I don't know why they make phone books anymore. Everything's online, right?"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"- Tantrum! - Tantrum!"
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"All right, let's hit the road."
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"- You invited Lily? - We most certainly did!"
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"I don't know if you caught that, but he did the "we" thing."
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"- Yeah, I heard him. - Okay."
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"- Road trip! - (MARSHALL CHUCKLES)"
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"So, you guys want to talk about bitches?"
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"I'm kidding. They're called women."
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"(CAR STARTING)"
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"All right, next stop, Chicago."
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"What... Couldn't you have gone before we left?"
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"I did. I just pee a lot. You'll see."
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"Don't worry, we'll get out on the road, it'll be just like old times."
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