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Clips from Saved by the Bell - Zack's War (S02E02)

"and a chance for college scholarships."
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"You may not believe this, but I am a non-violent person."
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"- Hey, Butch. - Hey!"
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"Atten-hut!"
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"Maybe I wasn't clear. On your feet!"
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"I wonder if he takes money?"
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"I'm beginning to love the Army!"
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"you're a wuss!"
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"Will you get off my back? Now I have to burn my clothes."
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"All right, I let all you guys down, and I called you losers."
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"Come on, we don't have much time. Let's get to work. Right here."
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"Okay, guys, let's go. We'll get them in the rope climb."
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"- Go, Kelly! - Don't worry, Kelly."
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"- Sure, Kelly. - Never mind."
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"- Over here! - Let's go!"
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"Hey, Zack, see that girl? She's about to become my woman."
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"What are you gonna do? Shoot her with a stun gun?"
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"No, I'm gonna use the old Screech charm."
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"- Hi, Molly. - Hi."
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"Beat it!"
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"I can do that."
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"What happened?"
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"The usual."
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"The bully gets the girl, I get the locker."
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"Oh."
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"All right, everyone, listen up, 'cause I have great news."
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"Madonna's the new school nurse?"
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"No. Bayside has been chosen to host a pilot program"
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"for the California Cadet Corps."
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"Now, I'd like to introduce to you Lieutenant Chet Adams."
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"Lisa, what are you doing?"
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"I can't help it. He is so hot."
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"Are you all right, young lady? Yes, Lieutenant Hot."
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"In the Cadet Corps, we initiate students into the Army way of life."
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"Naturally, there's discipline, hard work involved."
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"No, thank you."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Every school has one. He's ours."
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"As I was saying, there's also career training"
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"I hope you'll sign up and see what you can be in today's Army."
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"Why aren't women allowed on the front line?"
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"- Because we need cooks. - Yeah!"
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"In the United States Army, women are second to none"
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"as far as intelligence, stamina and courage."
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"- All right. - Yeah!"
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"I hope I'll be seeing some of you soon."
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"Oh, you will, honey."
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"- Thank you, Mr. Belding. - Thank you, Lieutenant."
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"Any volunteers?"
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"Count me in, Mr. Belding."
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"Count me out, Mr. Belding."
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"You're out, all right. My office, five minutes."
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"This is it, Morris. The end. El finito."
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"I am fed up with your wisecracks."
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"I am giving you a month's worth of Saturday detention."
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"- Four Saturdays? - Huh-uh, 30 Saturdays!"
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"30 Saturdays?! Sir, can we negotiate?"
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"Hey, I'll wash your car."
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"The last time you washed my car,"
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"you flooded the inside."
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"Carpool, sir."
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"- Hold on. - Holding, sir."
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"Maybe there is something you can do."
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"I want to see this Cadet Corps succeed here."
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"So if you sign up, no detention."
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"You mean all I have to do is join that Mickey Mouse Army?"
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"That's right. That and one other little request --"
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"we need a full class for the program,"
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"so it's your job to get them."
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"All right, you got a deal, Mr. Belding."
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"Either he's getting real old, or I'm getting really good."
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"Why should I join the Cadet Corps?"
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"Because the new Army serves cake at every meal."
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"Slice me in!"
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"Louise, the Army's a good place for a girl like you."
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"Zack, the Army is not for me."
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"Well, there's three guys for every girl."
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"I could learn to be violent."
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"Hii-ya!"
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"I take that as a yes, Rambette?"
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"Don't touch me or you're shark spit."
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"If you join the Corps, you can beat up anybody you want,"
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"and not get in trouble."
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"- Hey, that sounds choice, Zack. - All right."
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"I can't believe you signed up for this macho cadet crock."
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"Hey, my Dad's been in the Army and served proudly for 25 years."
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"You know, Slater, women really don't belong in the Army."
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"Right."
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"You heard what the lieutenant said."
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"He said we're as qualified as any man."
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"Oh yeah? Then why don't you sign up and prove it?"
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"Hey, you don't have to take that."
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"All right, bubba, I'm in. And in fact, so is Kelly."
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"- Why am I in? - Why?"
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"Because we women should stick together."
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"and the lieutenant said you can win college scholarships."
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"Okay, I'll do it. Lisa?"
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"I will waste any girl who comes near my commanding officer."
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"Hey, this is great. All I need is one more sucker."
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"Hey, Screech, pal."
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"You wanna know how you can get that girl?"
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"By being a real man."
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"- Me? - That's right."
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"Wait till Molly sees you in a uniform."
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"At ease."
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"You are wonderful, General Screech."
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"Troops, when I came into the Corps"
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"I was weak, pathetic, and lily-livered."
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"Yeah, and you still are!"
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"- On your feet, soldier. - No way, dork."
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"Hey! It's General Dork to you."
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"Attention!"
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"Prepare to hold hands. Give him 10."
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"One, two, three, four,"
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"five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10!"
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"I'll be all the Screech that I can be."
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"Ow! Ah!"
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"- You in here, too? - Yeah."
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"Welcome. Maybe we can share a foxhole sometime."
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"Hi, guys. Do you think the lieutenant will like me in this?"
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